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Happy Marriage SMS Statistics :
Total SMS in Happy Marriage SMS: 187
Total Members that contributed to Happy Marriage SMS: 54
Total Comment posted in Happy Marriage SMS: 32
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Latest Happy Marriage SMS:
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Museebat Bahar Bethi Hai
Dr. Mareez ko Nuskha Detey Huey Kehne Laga,
"Ye Dawa Pabandi se istamal kerein
Aur barri se Barri Museebat ko Bholne ki Koshish Kerein"
Mareez ne Ghabra ke kaha:
"Dr. Sahab Zara Aahista Bolein Wo Museebat Bahar He Bethi Hai" :-)
Posted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: SAYYAM
| SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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Shadi K Bad Bhi Pyar Karogy
Patni (Pati se): Tum to Kehte Thy
K Shaadi K Baad Bhi Mujhe Khoob Pyaar Karoge.
Pati: Sorry Yaar! Mujhe Maalum Nahi Tha
K Tumhari Shaadi Mujhse Hogi...
Posted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: SAYYAM
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Getting Married is Like
Getting Married is very much like going to a Restaurant with Friends.
You order what you want,
Then when you see what the Other Person has,
You wish you had ordered that. :-)
Posted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: SAYYAM
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Happy Marriage Anniversary
Wife: Darling Today is Our Anniversary,
What Should We Do?
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Husband: Let us Stand in Silence for 2 Minutes. :-)
Posted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: SAYYAM
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Car Halkay Chalany Ka Saboot
Man: Janab main 20 km/hr ki Raftaar se Ja Raha Tha.
Magar phir bhi Meri Car ko
Taiz Raftaari k Ilzam Mai Band Kar Dia Gaya.
Judge: Is Baat ka kiya Saboot hai
K Tum Sach Keh Rahay ho?
Man: Janab is se Barh kar or Kya Proof ho Ga
K us Waqt Main Apni B.V ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha. :-)
Posted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Nawaz
| SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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Sotey Mein Bolne ki Beemari
BV Doctor Se: Mere Shohar ko Sotey Mein Bolne ki Beemari Hai.
Main Unhain Kya Doon?
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Doctor: Aap Unhain Jagty Mein Bolne Ka Mauqa Dein. :-)
Posted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Sumbul
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Diff b/w Poetry & Lecture
Difference Between POETRY & LECTURE
Any Word Said By Girlfriend Is "Poetry"
&
Anything Said By Wife Is "Lecture"
Posted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Ali Abbas
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Missing Everything in Life
Shakespeare Said : "If you don't have a Wife,
You are missing Something in your Life.
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But
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If You Have A Wife,
You are Missing Everything in Life. :-)
Posted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Nawaz
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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I was Fool When Married
After a Quarrel,
A wife said to her Husband: You Know,
I was a Fool When I Married You.
The husband replied: Yes Dear,
But I was in Love And didn't Notice. :-)
Posted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: SAYYAM
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Wife v/s Usama Bin-Laden?
What is the Similarity Between a Beautiful,
Educated, Wise, Decent, Loving, Caring Wife and Usama Bin-Laden?
Ans: Both Cannot be Found.
Posted in: Happy Marriage SMS
By: SAYYAM
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Comments Posted in Happy Marriage SMS at this Page:
Sonu says:
( Thursday, September 03, 2009 )
Q: Why don’t men often show their true feelings?
A: Because they don’t have any.
Sonu says:
( Thursday, September 03, 2009 )
Q:How do u define
a successful man?
A:A successful man is one
who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
Sonu says:
( Thursday, September 03, 2009 )
Q:Which is the thinnest book
in the world?
A:What Men
Know About Women.
Sonu says:
( Thursday, September 03, 2009 )
It is funny
when people discuss
over arranged marriage vs love marriage.
It’s like asking someone
if suicide is better
or being murdered.
Shazi says:
( Thursday, September 03, 2009 )
If u r married,
ignore this message,
if not
then,
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!
Aligoher says:
( Sunday, May 31, 2009 )
A Wedding
Is Just Like A Funeral
Except That
You Get To
Smell Your Own Flower...
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