Ariese Ansari's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Ariese Ansari
Location: karachi pak
Member Since: Saturday, August 04, 2007
Number of SMS submitted: 171
Website:
http://ariese.pakreseller.com/
About Ariese Ansari:
I am Ariese.
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Ariese Ansari
Dil Ki Weeran Basti
Dil Ki Weeran Basti Aksar Humse Poocha Karti Hai.
Faraz
Kahan Gaye WOH Log Jo Dil Main Basne Aaye Thay.
Posted in Category: Break Up SMS / Shairy On: 2/4/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) 
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Papa All Is Well!
Jab Question Paper Ho Out of Control.
Answer Sheet Ko Kar K Fold.
Aero-plane Bana K Bol!
All Will Fail!
Student Kya Jaane Result ka Kya Hoga?
Marks Milengi Ya Zero Pe Tie Hoga?
To Girlfriend Ghuma.
Paise Urra...
Paise Urraa K Bol!
Papa All Is Well!
Posted in Category: Hindi Funny SMS On: 2/5/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email This
Valentine Kis K 7 Manaogye?
2010 Ka Valentine Aap Kis K 7 Manaogye?
Janny k Liye Ek Color Select Karen.
1=Red
2=Black
3=Green
4=Orange
5=Purple
6=Pink
7=Blue
8=Yellow
9=Violet
Reply Must.
Answer:
Red=Family
Black=Family
Green=Family
Orange=Family
Purple=Family
Pink=Family
Blue=Family
Yellow=Family
Violet=Family
Kyo K Valentine Day Sunday Ko Aa Raha Hai.
Posted in Category: Valentine Day SMS On: 2/5/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email This
Don't Get up Early
One Day a Fisherman Got up Very Early in the Morning, There Was Not Enough Sunlight to Get into the Sea.
He Saw a Pack of Stones.
To Pass Time, He Started Throwing The Stone Into The Sea.
While Having the Last Stone in the Hand, The Sun Came up then he Saw that the Stone was a Diamond.
He Felt for his Misfortune of Throwing all of Them into the Sea.
Moral: Don't Get up Early in the Morning. :-)
Posted in Category: Silly Quotes SMS On: 1/31/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s) Email This
Implanted A Women's Ear
A Doctor Implanted a New Ear to a Man:
Man: You Idiot, You Gave Me a Woman's Ear.
Doctor: It Makes No Difference.
Man: It Does, Now I Can Hear Everything,
But Understand Nothing. :-)
Posted in Category: Family SMS-Jokes On: 1/31/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email This
2010 Ka Sab Se Bara Saneha
2010 Ka Sab Se Barra Saaneha Kya Hai?
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Chalo mai batata hn
Valentine's Day Sunday Ko Hoga.
Ab Girls Kya Bahana Bana Kar Ghar Se Niklen gi?
Posted in Category: Valentine Day SMS On: 1/29/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Pakistanis R Easy to Identify
Why Pakistanis are Easy to Identify?
1. Everything Cooked in Garlic & Onion
2. Re-use of gift papers.
3. Always arrive at-least 1 hour late to a party
4. Children have names rhyming
5. Talk for an hour at the gate when leaving somebody's house
6. Keep leftover Food in Fridge
7. You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old
8. Don't use measure cups when Cooking
9. Bedsheets on sofas to keep them away from getting dirty
10. Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control.
Posted in Category: English Funny SMS On: 1/28/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s) Email This
Patna Kahan Par Hai?
Ragging K Waqt Larko Ne 1 Larki Se Kaha, 1 Sawal Ka Jawab Do:
Patna Kahan Par Hai?
Larki: India Main.
Boys: Yahin Patt Jao,
Itni Door Jaane Ki Kiya Zarurat Hai. :-)
Posted in Category: Boys vs Girls SMS On: 1/29/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to
Pathan To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do.
Wife: Main Nahi Bana Rahi.
Pathan: Bana De, Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga. :-)
Posted in Category: Pathan Jokes On: 1/30/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Improve Your Performance
A Highly Successful Flirter Was Once Asked:
Which One is Your Best Girlfriend?
He Replied: The Next One.
MORAL:
Always Aim high & Continuously Improve Your Performance. :-)
Posted in Category: Flirt SMS On: 1/29/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
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