Ariese Ansari's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Ariese Ansari
Location: karachi pak
Member Since: Saturday, August 04, 2007
Number of SMS submitted: 293
Website:
http://ariese.pakreseller.com/
About Ariese Ansari:
I am Ariese.
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Ariese Ansari
5 Rupay Kam Karne Ki Zummedaari
HEADLINES...
Pepsi pe 5 Rupay Kam Karne Ki Zummedaari
Talibaan Ne Qabool Kar Li Hai.
Rehman Malik.
Posted in Category: Current Affairs SMS On: 8/31/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) 
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Pakistan Main Govt Ki Behisi
Pakistan Main Govt Ki Be-Hisi Ki Aik Aur Misaal.
Aik Mazloom Aurat Rozana Subah Shaam Sawal Karti Hai
Aur Koi Bhi Uska Jawab Nahi Deta.
K...
Kis Ne Kaha Tha K, Pepsi Per 5 Rupey Kam Kar Do???
Posted in Category: Current Affairs SMS On: 8/31/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email This
Iqraar Gaye, Inkaar Gaye
Iqraar Gaye, Inkaar Gaye, Hum Haar Gaye
Aankhon Say Sab Aasaar Gaye, Hum Haar Gaye
Kuch Yaadein Uss Ki Beech Samander Doob Gayeen
Kuch Sapney Reh Uss Paar Gaye, Hum Haar Gaye
Ikk Umr Rahey Hain Jeet Say Be-perwah Lekin
Jab Jeetna Chaaha, Haar Gaye Hum Haar Gaye
Yoon Uljhey Duniya Ke Dukh Mein Be-sudh Ho Ker
Sab Jhootey Sachey Pyaar Gaye, Hum Haar Gaye
Pehley To Preet Mein Apney Aap Say Door Huwey
Phir Yaar Gaye, Dildaar Gaye, Hum Haar Gaye !
Posted in Category: Urdu Poetry SMS On: 8/25/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s) Email This
Kahin Aisa Na Ho Jaye
Iraday Bandhta Hon, Sochta Hon, Torr Deta Hon,
Kahin Aisa Na Ho Jaye, Kahin Wesa Na Ho Jaye.
Posted in Category: Urdu Poetry SMS On: 8/23/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Ilahi Teri Makhloq Ka
Ilahi Teri Makhloq Ka ajab ik tamasha dekha,
Chhalaktey jaam dekhey samandroo ko pyasa dekha.
Ye kya majra hai apni to samaj mai nhi aya,
Admi apni hi justju mai ulajhta dekha.
Jin k haath thay khali wo masrof-e-zikr dekhay,
Haathon mai liye tasbi-e-anmol waaiz ko bhatkta dekha.
Alhamd-u-Lillah ka matlab to samajh mai aya,
Siraat-e-mostaqim k matlab pay Logon ko jagharta dekha.
Eiman bechtay huay ADAM k betay dekhay,
HAVAA ki beti ko sar-e-bazar bikta dekha.
Kese dunya k makr-o-fraib se samjhota kr loon,
K in aankhon ne kitne jalte diyoon ko bhujta dekha...!
Posted in Category: Islamic SMS On: 8/23/2010 | SMS Length: 4 Message(s) Email This
Sarhadein Khatam Hain
Sarhadein Khatam Hain Mohabbat Ki
Mere Pehlu Se Ja Rahe Ho Tum...
Posted in Category: Urdu Poetry SMS On: 8/23/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Generation's Messed Up
Little Red Riding Hood Didn't Listen To Her Mother...
Snow White Lived With Seven Men...
Pinocchio Was A Liar.
Robin Hood Was A Thief.
Tarzan Walked Without Clothes On...
These Are The Stories Our Parents Raised Us With,
And Then They Complain Our Generation's Messed Up. :-)
Posted in Category: English Funny SMS On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email This
Today We are Miles Apart
Today We are Miles Apart
But I Wanna Reach Across the Miles
And Say I'm thinking of you in a Very Special Way.
Happy Independence Day.
Posted in Category: Independence Day On: 8/14/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
An Inspiring Fact
An Inspiring Fact:
"If you can Still Smile
When You Are Completely Broken Up,
Then
There can Be Nothing that Can Break You Next Time!"
Posted in Category: Break Up SMS / Shairy On: 8/25/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Jeenay Ki Tamanna Mit Gai
Hamari Bhi Zindgi Khushyon Se Labraiz Thi Saqi.
Ik Dil kya Toota K Jeenay Ki Tamanna hi Mit Gai.
Posted in Category: Broken Heart SMS On: 8/8/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
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