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Ariese Ansari's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Ariese Ansari
Location: karachi pak
Member Since: Saturday, August 04, 2007
Number of SMS submitted: 293
Website: http://ariese.pakreseller.com/

About Ariese Ansari:

I am Ariese.

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Ariese Ansari


  • 5 Rupay Kam Karne Ki Zummedaari
    HEADLINES...

    Pepsi pe 5 Rupay Kam Karne Ki Zummedaari
    Talibaan Ne Qabool Kar Li Hai.

    Rehman Malik.


    Posted in Category: Current Affairs SMS On: 8/31/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Pakistan Main Govt Ki Behisi
    Pakistan Main Govt Ki Be-Hisi Ki Aik Aur Misaal.

    Aik Mazloom Aurat Rozana Subah Shaam Sawal Karti Hai
    Aur Koi Bhi Uska Jawab Nahi Deta.



    K...



    Kis Ne Kaha Tha K, Pepsi Per 5 Rupey Kam Kar Do???


    Posted in Category: Current Affairs SMS On: 8/31/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Iqraar Gaye, Inkaar Gaye
    Iqraar Gaye, Inkaar Gaye, Hum Haar Gaye
    Aankhon Say Sab Aasaar Gaye, Hum Haar Gaye

    Kuch Yaadein Uss Ki Beech Samander Doob Gayeen
    Kuch Sapney Reh Uss Paar Gaye, Hum Haar Gaye

    Ikk Umr Rahey Hain Jeet Say Be-perwah Lekin
    Jab Jeetna Chaaha, Haar Gaye Hum Haar Gaye

    Yoon Uljhey Duniya Ke Dukh Mein Be-sudh Ho Ker
    Sab Jhootey Sachey Pyaar Gaye, Hum Haar Gaye

    Pehley To Preet Mein Apney Aap Say Door Huwey
    Phir Yaar Gaye, Dildaar Gaye, Hum Haar Gaye !


    Posted in Category: Urdu Poetry SMS On: 8/25/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Kahin Aisa Na Ho Jaye
    Iraday Bandhta Hon, Sochta Hon, Torr Deta Hon,

    Kahin Aisa Na Ho Jaye, Kahin Wesa Na Ho Jaye.


    Posted in Category: Urdu Poetry SMS On: 8/23/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Ilahi Teri Makhloq Ka
    Ilahi Teri Makhloq Ka ajab ik tamasha dekha,

    Chhalaktey jaam dekhey samandroo ko pyasa dekha.

    Ye kya majra hai apni to samaj mai nhi aya,

    Admi apni hi justju mai ulajhta dekha.

    Jin k haath thay khali wo masrof-e-zikr dekhay,

    Haathon mai liye tasbi-e-anmol waaiz ko bhatkta dekha.

    Alhamd-u-Lillah ka matlab to samajh mai aya,

    Siraat-e-mostaqim k matlab pay Logon ko jagharta dekha.

    Eiman bechtay huay ADAM k betay dekhay,

    HAVAA ki beti ko sar-e-bazar bikta dekha.

    Kese dunya k makr-o-fraib se samjhota kr loon,

    K in aankhon ne kitne jalte diyoon ko bhujta dekha...!


    Posted in Category: Islamic SMS On: 8/23/2010 | SMS Length: 4 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Sarhadein Khatam Hain
    Sarhadein Khatam Hain Mohabbat Ki

    Mere Pehlu Se Ja Rahe Ho Tum...


    Posted in Category: Urdu Poetry SMS On: 8/23/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Generation's Messed Up
    Little Red Riding Hood Didn't Listen To Her Mother...

    Snow White Lived With Seven Men...

    Pinocchio Was A Liar.

    Robin Hood Was A Thief.

    Tarzan Walked Without Clothes On...

    These Are The Stories Our Parents Raised Us With,
    And Then They Complain Our Generation's Messed Up. :-)


    Posted in Category: English Funny SMS On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Today We are Miles Apart
    Today We are Miles Apart
    But I Wanna Reach Across the Miles
    And Say I'm thinking of you in a Very Special Way.

    Happy Independence Day.


    Posted in Category: Independence Day On: 8/14/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • An Inspiring Fact
    An Inspiring Fact:

    "If you can Still Smile
    When You Are Completely Broken Up,
    Then
    There can Be Nothing that Can Break You Next Time!"


    Posted in Category: Break Up SMS / Shairy On: 8/25/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Jeenay Ki Tamanna Mit Gai
    Hamari Bhi Zindgi Khushyon Se Labraiz Thi Saqi.


    Ik Dil kya Toota K Jeenay Ki Tamanna hi Mit Gai.


    Posted in Category: Broken Heart SMS On: 8/8/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
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