Rehan's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Rehan
Location: Mumbai, IND
Member Since: Saturday, August 04, 2007
Number of SMS submitted: 209
Website:
http://ariese.blogspot.com/
About Rehan:
REHAN the great man. I Like funny sms.
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Rehan
Namaz Parho
Jo Eemaan Aapko Bistar Se Utha Kar
Masjid Ya Musallay Tak Nahi Le Ja Sakta,
Woh Aapko Jannat Tak Kese Le Kea Jayega.
Sochiye ga Zaror.
Posted in Category: Islamic SMS On: 2/5/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) 
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Bijli Bachanay Ka Project
Govt K Paas Bijli Bachanay Ka Mega Project Hai.
Next Year Se Clock K Bajaye Calender 1 Saal Aagy Ker Len.
2010 Ko 2011
Kar K Hum Pooray 1 Saal Ki Bijli Bacha Saktay Hain. :-)
Posted in Category: Load Shedding SMS On: 2/4/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Udaasi Achi Nahi Faraz
Khamosh Bethtay Hain To Log Kehtay Hian
Udaasi Achi Nahi Faraz...
Zara Sa Hans Len To
Log Muskurany Ki Wajah Puch letay Hain.
Posted in Category: Faraz Ahmed Shairy On: 2/4/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Wo Hai Mojood Mujh Mai
Urrti Rehti Hai Ik Gard Mujh Mai.
Kon Phirta Hai Dar-Ba'Dar Mujh Mai.
Mujhko Mujh Mai Jagah Nahi Milti.
Wo Hai Mojood Is Qadar Mujh Mai.
Posted in Category: Urdu Love SMS On: 2/2/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Dhoonda Karogay Tum
Dhoonda Karogay Ek Roz Mere Khaloos Ko...
So Jaonga Kisi Roz Main Ye Zameen Oorh Kar.
Posted in Category: Broken Heart SMS On: 2/2/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Love Aaj Kal
Love Aaj Kal:
Boyfriend: Kya Main Tumharay Hath Choom Sakta Hon?
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Girlfriend: Kyon! Mere Lips Pe Zeher Laga Hua Hai Kya? :-)
Posted in Category: Boys vs Girls SMS On: 2/1/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Hanso, Always Smile!
Always Smile!
Hanso!
Jiyo!
Muskurao!
Kush Raho!
Kya Pata,
Kal Mujhse Larrai Hojaye Aur...
Hansne K Liye Tumhary Daant Rahen Na Rahen. :-)
Posted in Category: Smile SMS On: 2/1/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Tumhari Zulfon Mai Kho Jaon
Boyfriend: Ji Karta Hai,
Tumhari Zulfon Main Kho Jaon.
Tumhari Baanhon Main Jhool Jaon.
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Girlfriend: Waheed Murad He Rahogy,
Ya Kabhi Imran Hashmi Bhi Banogy? :-)
Posted in Category: Boys vs Girls SMS On: 2/1/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Intelligent like You
How Does a Sardar Dial 9945599455?
Think?
Any Idea?
Think Again.
First he Dials 99455.
Then press REDIAL Intelligent like You. :-)
Posted in Category: Sardar Ji SMS On: 2/1/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Kaali Mata Lagti Ho
Husband: Agar Tum India Main Hoti to Waha K Log Zaror Tumhari Pooja Karty.
Wife: Kya Mai Husan Ki Devi Jesi Lagti Hon?
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Husband: Nahi Yaar!
Kaali Mata Lagti Ho. :-)
Posted in Category: Happy Marriage SMS On: 1/29/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
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