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Rehan's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Rehan
Location: Mumbai, IND
Member Since: Saturday, August 04, 2007
Number of SMS submitted: 290
Website: http://ariese.blogspot.com/

About Rehan:

REHAN the great man. I Like funny sms.

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Rehan


  • Usey Shama Keh Dia Sar-e-Aam
    Wo Ik Shab Jali to Usey SHAMMA Keh Dia Sar-e-Aam.


    Ham Barson Se Jal Rahy Hain Koi to Khitab Do..!


    Posted in Category: Urdu Poetry SMS On: 8/28/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Ye Azeem Parcham Banaya Tha
    Kisi Ne Sir Kataya tha,
    Najane Kitno Ne Ghar Lutaya Tha,

    Ye Din Mushkil Se Aata Hi,
    Ye Din Mushkil Se Aaya Tha,

    SALAM Beshumar AZADI K Un SAHIDON Per,
    Jinho Ne RAH-E-AZADI Mai Apna KHOON Bahaya Tha,

    Salaam Un MAAON BEHNO, BETIYON Per,
    Jinho Ne Apney MUQADDAS ANCHAL Se
    Ye AZEEM PARCHAM Banaya Tha.


    Posted in Category: Independence Day On: 8/14/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Market Kab Se Jana Hai?
    ( '..' )
    <) (> O Bhai
    / \ Baat Sun!


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    Market Kab Se Jana Hai Bachiyan Taarny? :-)


    Posted in Category: Eid Mubarak SMS On: 8/31/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Tujhy Yaad Karty Karty
    Raaton ko So na Paaon, Ab Itna Bhi Zulm Na Kar.


    Daikh Subah Ho Gai Hai, Tujhy Yaad Karty Karty.

    Good Morning


    Posted in Category: Good Morning SMS On: 8/6/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Maikhane Mei Baithe Hain
    Maikhane Mei Baithe Hai Peene Ek
    Jaam Tere Naam Ka Teri Aaghosh Mein

    Jo peene lage, To phir hisaab He na
    Raha shaam ka, Kehte hai Humme Sharabi log

    Hum kehte hai, Sharab bina Maikhana
    Aur Sajni bina Sajan, Na kisi Kaam Ka.


    Posted in Category: Sharabi SMS On: 8/3/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • For Your Birthday
    For Your Birthday,
    I'll Send You a Gift That Money can't Buy.
    I Wish you Love, Courage, and Strength Faith and Wisdom.
    And a Day of Happiness and Peace, Beneath the sun,
    And Lasting Contentment When the Day is Done.
    Happy Birthday.


    Posted in Category: Birthday SMS On: 8/7/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • You Say Dost Hai Apna
    One of my Favourite text for u my friend:

    Its amazing when Strangers become friends but its sad when friends becoms strangers.

    I never want to lose u as a friend..!

    I met u as a stranger, Now i have u as a friend.

    I Hope we meet in our next walk of life where friendship never ends..

    I may not b the most important person in ur life,
    &
    Surely not!
    But
    I just hope that when u'll hear my name,
    U'll smile and will
    say,
    Dost Hai Apna...!


    Posted in Category: Urdu Friendship SMS On: 7/24/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Best Prank Call Ever
    The Best Prank Call Ever:

    "Hello KFC?"
    - " Yes, How can I Help You Sir?"

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    "I Want MCDONALD'S Number!" :-)


    Posted in Category: English Funny SMS On: 7/24/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Gardish-e-Daoraan ka Haq
    Ik Zara Sa Gardish-e-Daoraan ka Haq hai Jis Per


    Mein Ne Woh Sans Bhi Tere Liye Rakh Chori Hai...


    Posted in Category: Urdu Poetry SMS On: 7/24/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Really I Miss You Shona
    (-_-)/ Hello G!
    <)( Kesy ho ?
    ,//,



    (-_-) Pata Hai
    <)(> Kitna Yaad
    ,//, Aarahy Ho?



    ,___(-_-)___,
    )(
    ,//, Itnaa..!!


    Really I MISS YOU.


    Posted in Category: Missing You SMS On: 7/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
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