Rehan's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Rehan
Location: Mumbai, IND
Member Since: Saturday, August 04, 2007
Number of SMS submitted: 290
Website:
http://ariese.blogspot.com/
About Rehan:
REHAN the great man. I Like funny sms.
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Rehan
Usey Shama Keh Dia Sar-e-Aam
Wo Ik Shab Jali to Usey SHAMMA Keh Dia Sar-e-Aam.
Ham Barson Se Jal Rahy Hain Koi to Khitab Do..!
Posted in Category: Urdu Poetry SMS On: 8/28/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Ye Azeem Parcham Banaya Tha
Kisi Ne Sir Kataya tha,
Najane Kitno Ne Ghar Lutaya Tha,
Ye Din Mushkil Se Aata Hi,
Ye Din Mushkil Se Aaya Tha,
SALAM Beshumar AZADI K Un SAHIDON Per,
Jinho Ne RAH-E-AZADI Mai Apna KHOON Bahaya Tha,
Salaam Un MAAON BEHNO, BETIYON Per,
Jinho Ne Apney MUQADDAS ANCHAL Se
Ye AZEEM PARCHAM Banaya Tha.
Posted in Category: Independence Day On: 8/14/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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Market Kab Se Jana Hai?
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<) (> O Bhai
/ \ Baat Sun!
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Market Kab Se Jana Hai Bachiyan Taarny? :-)
Posted in Category: Eid Mubarak SMS On: 8/31/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Tujhy Yaad Karty Karty
Raaton ko So na Paaon, Ab Itna Bhi Zulm Na Kar.
Daikh Subah Ho Gai Hai, Tujhy Yaad Karty Karty.
Good Morning
Posted in Category: Good Morning SMS On: 8/6/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Maikhane Mei Baithe Hain
Maikhane Mei Baithe Hai Peene Ek
Jaam Tere Naam Ka Teri Aaghosh Mein
Jo peene lage, To phir hisaab He na
Raha shaam ka, Kehte hai Humme Sharabi log
Hum kehte hai, Sharab bina Maikhana
Aur Sajni bina Sajan, Na kisi Kaam Ka.
Posted in Category: Sharabi SMS On: 8/3/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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For Your Birthday
For Your Birthday,
I'll Send You a Gift That Money can't Buy.
I Wish you Love, Courage, and Strength Faith and Wisdom.
And a Day of Happiness and Peace, Beneath the sun,
And Lasting Contentment When the Day is Done.
Happy Birthday.
Posted in Category: Birthday SMS On: 8/7/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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You Say Dost Hai Apna
One of my Favourite text for u my friend:
Its amazing when Strangers become friends but its sad when friends becoms strangers.
I never want to lose u as a friend..!
I met u as a stranger, Now i have u as a friend.
I Hope we meet in our next walk of life where friendship never ends..
I may not b the most important person in ur life,
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Surely not!
But
I just hope that when u'll hear my name,
U'll smile and will
say,
Dost Hai Apna...!
Posted in Category: Urdu Friendship SMS On: 7/24/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
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Best Prank Call Ever
The Best Prank Call Ever:
"Hello KFC?"
- " Yes, How can I Help You Sir?"
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"I Want MCDONALD'S Number!" :-)
Posted in Category: English Funny SMS On: 7/24/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Gardish-e-Daoraan ka Haq
Ik Zara Sa Gardish-e-Daoraan ka Haq hai Jis Per
Mein Ne Woh Sans Bhi Tere Liye Rakh Chori Hai...
Posted in Category: Urdu Poetry SMS On: 7/24/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Really I Miss You Shona
(-_-)/ Hello G!
<)( Kesy ho ?
,//,
(-_-) Pata Hai
<)(> Kitna Yaad
,//, Aarahy Ho?
,___(-_-)___,
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,//, Itnaa..!!
Really I MISS YOU.
Posted in Category: Missing You SMS On: 7/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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