Dhump's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Dhump
Location: DGK, Pak
Member Since: Friday, August 03, 2007
Number of SMS submitted: 188
Website:
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About Dhump:
I Love FUNNY SMS
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Dhump
Upcoming Horror Movies
Upcoming Horror Movies!
1.Exam ka Khauf
2.Tadapta Student
3.Shaitani Books
4.Sadma Result Ka
5.Neend ki Maut
6.Pyasi Examiner
7.Pass Ho Na Ho.
Posted in Category: Student SMS Jokes On: 2/9/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) 
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KASHMEER Hamara Hai
KASHMEER Hamara Hai Aur Hamara Rahe Ga,
Hum Use Jeete Ji Aazad?
Nahi
Hone Denge
Q K
Agar Kashmeer Aazad Ho Gaya To
5 Feb Ki Chhuti To Gayi Na Hath Se. :-)
Posted in Category: Urdu Funny SMS On: 2/5/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Three Dreams of a Man
Three Dreams of a Man:
To be as Handsome as his Mother Thinks.
To be as Rich as his Child Believes.
To have as many Women as his Wife Suspects. :-)
Posted in Category: Silly Quotes SMS On: 2/2/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Translate Into Sindhi Language
Teacher: Isko Sindhi Main Translate Karo.
"You Are Drinking Tea Alone."
Student: Halla Thai, Bharwa,
Akelo Tho Chaanh Peeyen. :-)
Posted in Category: Urdu Funny SMS On: 2/1/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Nehla k Bheja Karen
Teacher ne 1 Bachhe ki Mom ko Likha:
Bache ko Nehla k Bheja Karen.
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Mom Ne Note Parhne K Baad Likha:
Bachhe ko Parhaya Karen, Soongha Na Karen. :-)
Posted in Category: Family SMS-Jokes On: 1/31/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
IPL Kaise Khailein
Itnay Anmol Hain k Khareed na Saka Koi Humko Faraz!
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Heran-o-Pareshan Hain K Ab IPL Khailein to Khailein Kaisay. :-)
Posted in Category: Faraz Ahmed Shairy On: 1/21/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Muhabbat Chor Detey Hain
Muhabbat:
Muhabbat Main Deewangi Zaroori Hai
Muhabbat Saare Rishte Naate Torr Deti Hai
Faqat ek Dil se Rishta Jorr Leti Hai
Mohabbat ki Haddein Hoti nahi
Haddon ko Torr Dena Is ka Shewa Hai
Agar Tumhain Mujhse Mohabbat Hai to Phir
Yeh Rishte Naaton ki Bandishein Torrna Hongi
Agar Aisa Nahi kar Sakte to
Phir hum Tum Apni Khuwahish K Khilone Torr Dete Hain
Dilon ko Morr Lete hain Muhabbat Chor Detey Hain.
Posted in Category: Break Up SMS / Shairy On: 1/20/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s) Email This
Aap Shadi Krna Chahte Hain?
Kia Aap Shadi Karna Chahte Hain?
Pehle Zara Ye Parh Lain!
1. Police Man:
Sub Mujhse Darte hain Aur Main Apni BV Se.
2. Mochi:
Main jutey ki Murammat karta Hon Aur BV Meri.
3. Teacher:
Main Class Main Musalsal Bolta Hon aur Ghar Main Sirf BV ki Sunta hon.
4. Officer:
Main office Main Afsar Hon Ghar main to Adna sa Mulazim hon.
5. Judge:
Main Court main Insaf karta Hon or Ghar main BV se Insaf ki Bheek Mangta hon.
Posted in Category: Happy Marriage SMS On: 1/22/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s) Email This
Pathan Celebrated April Fool
Dost Pathan Se: APRIL FOOL Manaya?
Pathan: Han.
Dost: Kis K Sath or Kaisy?
Pathan: BV k Sath. Hum Ne Usy 3 Bar Talaq Dia.
Jab Wo Preshan Hua To Hum Bola: APRIL FOOL, APRIL FOOL.
Posted in Category: April Fool SMS / Jokes On: 1/8/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email This
New Born Baby Greetings
It's Been Said That
When a Child is Born,
The Angels sing!
We are Sure the Angels
Are singing to Welcome
Your New Little One.
Posted in Category: Greetings SMS On: 1/3/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
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