Dhump's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Dhump
Location: DGK, Pak
Member Since: Friday, August 03, 2007
Number of SMS submitted: 253
Website:
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About Dhump:
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List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Dhump
Meri Mohabbat Ayaan Nahi Hai
Meri Mohabbat Ayaan Nahi Hai
Na Kuch Kahon Tou Ye Mat Samajhna...
K
Tum Ko Main Chahta Nahi Hoon
Magar
Kisi Se Kaha Nahi Hy
Kabhi Kisi Se Nahi Kahon Ga
Khamoshiyon Ki Zubaan Ka Qayal
Main Chup Rahon Ga
Bas Ek Rastaa!
Nazar Ka Rasta Khula Rahe Ga
Agar
Nigahon Ki Baat Samjho Tou Ye Samajhna
K
Chahaton Ka Muqaam Hy Dil Mein
Meri Mohabbat Nihaan Hy Dil Mein.
Posted in Category: Urdu Poetry SMS On: 8/23/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s) 
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Meera School Mein Eng
"Meera" School Mein Eng.
Teacher ki job k liye gayi
1st day class mein gai tou 1 student ne pucha: Who Are You?
"Meera" ne apna Intro Karwaty huey Kaha:
"I Miss U". :-)
Posted in Category: Urdu Funny SMS On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Bachay Khuchay Pakistaniyo Ko
- Saylab
- Mehngai
- Target Killing
- Ghurbat
- Bomb Blast
- Military Operations
- Load Shedding
Aur
- Terrorist Activities
Se Bach Jany Waly Tamam
Bachay Khuchay Tarastay Aur Sisaktay aur DHEET Pakistaniyo
Ko Meri Taraf Se 14 August Mubarak.
Posted in Category: Independence Day On: 8/14/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email This
I Heard Good Looks Can Kill
I Heard that Good Looks Can Kill
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So, Please Don't Look At Me
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I Don't Wanna See You Die. :-)
Posted in Category: Self Praising SMS On: 8/10/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Aj Mujh Se Lipat K So Jao
Aj Mujh Se Lipat K So Jao,
Aj Kro Kuch Aisa Mujh Me Kho Jao
Apne Nazuk Se Malmal Se Jism Ki Khushbu Se,
Mere Badan Ko Mehka K So Jao
Musalsal Sans Se Sans Jor Do Jana,
Aj Mere Tan Se Apna Tan Mila K So Jao
Chand Si Chandni Me Taaro Ka Dikhao Jalwa,
Aj Mujhe Pyar Do Ya Pyar Kar K So Jao.
Posted in Category: Urdu Poetry SMS On: 8/8/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email This
Amazing Love Story of The Year
Amazing Love Story of The Year...
GIRL: Aur Mera Kutta Kesa Hai?
BOY: Mai Theek Kamini Tu Bol?
GIRL: Mai B thek or Zaleel kya Ho Raha Hai?
BOY: Kuch ni Ullu ki Pathi Tu Bata.
GIRL: Mai Tujh Se Bat Kar Rahi Hu na Manhoos
BOY: Acha Kamini
GIRL: Chal Dafa ho Kuttay
BOY: Tu Bhi Phut Lay
This is Called True Lovers :-)
Posted in Category: Boys vs Girls SMS On: 7/24/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email This
Jee Bhar k Dekhon Tujhe
Jee Bhar k Dekhon Tujhe Agar tujko Gawara ho
Betab meri nazren hon Or chehra tmhara ho
Jaan ki fikar hO na zamane ki parwa
Ek tera Pyar ho jo bus Humara ho.
Posted in Category: Urdu Love SMS On: 7/17/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Santa Banta in Exam Hall
Santa and Banta in Examination Hall:
Santa: Exam Sheet pe Starting main kya likh Don?
Banta: "Is Answer Sheet Pe jo bhi likha hoga
Wo kisi Question aur Teacher aur School se related nahin hain
And ye sub imiginary aur iska ksi se koi Sarokar Nahin Hai" :-)
Posted in Category: Santa Banta Jokes On: 7/15/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email This
Mein Aur Meri Tanhai
Labon Per Aakhri Dam Hai Kabhi Milne ChaLe Aao,
Tumhare Bin Bhari Basti Hamein Wiraan Lagti Hai,
Aaj Phir Wohi Saawan Hai,Aaj Phir Wohi Barish Hai,
Aaj Phir Wohi Haari Hui Meri Qismat Hai,
Aaj Phir Wohi Teri Yaad Hai.
Phir Wohi Sham Aur Wohi Tanhai.
Phir Wohi Raat Aur Wohi Tanhai.
Phir Wohi Tumhari Yaad Aur Wohi Tanhai.
Phir Wohi Dukh Bhari Dastan.
Phir Wohi Mein Aur Meri Tanhai!
Posted in Category: Sad Poetry SMS On: 6/29/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s) Email This
Longest & Shortest Minutes
The Longest Minutes in The WorLd are The Last 5 minutes Of a LECTURE.
While The Shortest 5 minutes are The Last 5 minutes of EXAM.
Posted in Category: Student SMS Jokes On: 6/26/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
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