Dapper's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Dapper
Location: LHR, Pakistan
Member Since: Friday, August 03, 2007
Number of SMS submitted: 514
Website:
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Prepare For Valentine's Day
DATE SHEET Aa Gayi Hai,
Tayyari Shuru Kar Do.
7 Rose Day
8 Propose Day
9 Chocolate Day
10 Teddy Day
11 Promise Day
12 Hug Day
13 Kiss Day
14 Valentine's Day. :-)
Posted in Category: Valentine Day SMS On: 2/7/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) 
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Zardari Ka Ailaan
Bhutto Ka Farmaan:
Roti, Kapra Aur Makaan.
Zardari Ka Ailaan:
Goli, Kafan
Aur
Seedha Qabrustaan. :-)
Posted in Category: Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS On: 2/3/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Khanay Ko Kuch Mila Nahi
Humain To Khanay Ko Kuch Mila He Nahi Faraz...
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Hum Ground Main Ball Ko He Apple Samajh K Khanay Lagy. :-)
Shame On You Afridi.
Posted in Category: Faraz Ahmed Shairy On: 2/2/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Mere Baap Ki Hukumat Hai
Ek Kutta Akarr Kar Chal Raha Tha.
Ek Haathi Ne Pucha Oye Kyon Akarr K Chal Raha Hai?
Kutta Ghussay Se Bola:
Tujhe Pata Nahi Hai?
Hamaray Baap Ki Hukumat Hai. :-)
Posted in Category: Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS On: 2/4/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Dog Fell In Love With Cat
A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat
But Dog's Parents Refused Cat
Guess Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason
Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai. :-)
Posted in Category: Cool Jokes On: 2/9/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Box Main Kuch Aisa Likho
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Is Box Main Kuch Aisa Likho K Mujhe GHUSSA Aaye.
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Is Box Main Kuch Aisa Likho K Mujhe HANSI Aaye.
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Is Box Main Kuch Aisa Likho K Aapse Milne Ka Dil Karey.
Reply Is Must.
Posted in Category: Reply Me SMS On: 2/5/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email This
Sadqa Bhi Kha Jata Hai
Dunya ki Sabse Taqatwar Cheez Hai Loha
Har Cheez Kaat Deta Hai
Lohe Se Taqatwar Hai Aag
Jo Lohe Ko Pighla Deti Hai
Aag se Taqatwar Hai Pani
Jo Aag ko Bhuja Deta Hai
Pani Se Taqatwar Hai Hawa
Jo Pani ko Ura le Jati Hai
Hawa se Taqatwar Hai
INSAAN jo Hawa ko Qaboo Kar Leta Hai
Insan se Taqatwar Hai
Pareshani jo Insan ko Qabo Kar Leti Hai
Pareshani se Taqatwar hy SADQA
Jo har Pareshani ko Kha Jata Hai
AUR In SABSE TAQATWAR Hai "Z@rdari"
JO SADQA BHI KHA JATA HAI. :-)
Posted in Category: Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS On: 1/28/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s) Email This
Extra Sheet Khappay
Dozkah Main Darogha k Khoff Se
Sary Gunhagar Eemandari Se Apne Apne Gunah Paper Pe Likh K Hall Se Ja Rahy Thay.
K Achanak
Ek Aawaz Aai:
"EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY"
Posted in Category: Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS On: 1/28/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Pathan Bohat Khush Tha
1 Pathan Pilot Jahaz Land Karne Per Bohat Khush Hua:
Neeche Staff Ne Usey Hatho Hath Dhar Lia Aur Airman Uski Wardi Utarne Main Help Karne Laga.
Pathan Fakhar Se: Aaj Maine India K 2 Jahaz,
1 Aabdoz ko Mara Hai.
Airman: Lekin Sir G Aapne 1 Ghalti Kardi
Pathan: Wo kia?
Airman: Bus Aap Ghalti Se India Land Kar Gaye Hain. :-)
Posted in Category: Pathan Jokes On: 1/28/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email This
Bohat Sardi Hoti Hai
Sardar: Pata Hai Hamary Gaoon me Itni Sardi Parti Hai,
K Bhensain Jama hua dodh deti Hain.
Pathan: Hamary Gaaon Mai Is se B Ziada Sardi Parti Hai.
Ek dafa Mai Raat Ko So Raha Tha k Meri Aankh Khuli.
Maine Apni Charpai k Nechy Dekha.
Wahan Ek Ajeeb C Cheez Thi.
Maine Usay Aag Pe Garam Kya to Awaz Aai.
POOOON... :-)
Posted in Category: Pathan Jokes On: 1/28/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email This
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