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Dapper's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Dapper
Location: LHR, Pakistan
Member Since: Friday, August 03, 2007
Number of SMS submitted: 665
Website: http://ifunnyjokespot.blogspot.com/

About Dapper:

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List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Dapper


  • To Kisne Kaha Tha K Pepsi Pe
    Par Gaye Hain Jootay Z@ardari Ko Bhai :-( :-(





    To Kisne Kaha Tha K Pepsi Pe 5 Rupay Kam Kar Do? :-0


    Posted in Category: Current Affairs SMS On: 8/31/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Pepsi Pe 5 Rs Kam Kardo
    Oye Pata Lag Gaya Kisne Kaha Tha Pepsi Pe 5 Rs Kam Kardo...

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    Mr.Ikram Sadiq,
    Marketing Director of Pepsi & Co in Pakistan. :-)


    Posted in Category: Current Affairs SMS On: 8/31/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Sailab Zadgaan K Doray
    Zaroori Ailaan:

    Kal Z@rdari Sahab Sailab Zadgaan K Doray Per Nikal Rahy Hain.



    Meherbani Kar K Mutasireen Apni APni Cheezen Sambhal Len.

    Shukriya. :-)


    Posted in Category: Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS On: 8/28/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Aftaar Pe Nahi Bulaya!
    Assalam-o-Alaikum!

    Aap ko Aur Apke Ghar Walon Ko

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    Allah Hi Poochy Ga,
    Aadha Ramzan Guzar Gaya Hai
    Aur Ek Bar Bhi Aftaar Pe Nahi Bulaya!


    Posted in Category: Ramadan Day SMS On: 8/28/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Z Kutta Haaye Haaye
    Z Kutta Haaye Haaye

    Z Kutta Haaye Haaye

    Jab Saabiq Sadar Ayub Khan Ko Awam Ne Gaali Di Thi
    To Unho Ne Isteefa De Diya Tha.

    Samajh TO Gaye Ho Gey.

    Fwd If You Love Your Pakistan and Your Nation.


    Posted in Category: Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS On: 8/28/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Faqeer Qaim Ali Shah Goth Mast Malang
    Kacho Budday Pako Budday,
    Buday Saaro Jhang.

    Bachayo Piyari Khairpur Khay
    Jinh Main Pakhiyal Aa Munhnji Bhang.

    Faqeer Qaim Ali Shah Goth Mast Malang.


    Posted in Category: Current Affairs SMS On: 8/24/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Pathano Ne Morche Bana Liye
    Yaar Sohrab Goth Karachi Main Pathano Ne Morchay Bana Liye Hain.

    Aur Rocket Launcher Le Kar Beth Gaye Hain.

    Aur Bol Rahy Hain.


    Aany Do



    SAILAAB Ko Hum Dekhega Kaise Wapas Jaega. :-)


    Posted in Category: Pathan Jokes On: 8/24/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Sadar Ka 100% Beloas Azam
    SADAR Sahab

    Ka 100% Be Los Azam.

    Tamam Mutasserin K Liye

    Naya Ghar, Naya Muhalla, Naya Sheher

    Aur

    Naya Pakistan Bana Kar Dengy.
    Pehle In Tamam Purani Cheezon Ko Khatam Kar Len.

    Phir Kisi Naye American Thekedar Se 100% Reayat K Sath
    Har Shay Ko Bilkul NAYA Banwaengy.

    Koshishen Barabar Jaari Hain.

    Kamiyabiyan Qadmo Ko Choom Rahi Hain.

    Lekin LOG Baray He NA SAMAJH Hain.

    Jo Apny Jooton Ko Qaboo Nahi Rakh Pa Rahy Hain.


    Posted in Category: Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS On: 8/24/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Real Video of Show Throwing In UK
    Owners of Geo and ARY have offered to give 5 Crores
    To that Person who provides them the Real Video of
    The Shoe Throwing incident in Birmingham.

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    Kal President House mein
    President Sahab Khud Joota khanay ki Video Banwaye Gey! :-)


    Posted in Category: Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS On: 8/26/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Lo!! Toot Gaya Roza
    President Z@rdari,
    is an Honest, disciplined, faithful, nice and a patriotic person.




    We all love him very much.


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    Lo!! Toot Gaya Roza. :-)


    Posted in Category: Ramadan Day SMS On: 8/25/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
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