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Dapper's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Dapper
Location: LHR, Pakistan
Member Since: Friday, August 03, 2007
Number of SMS submitted: 514
Website: http://ifunnyjokespot.blogspot.com/

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List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Dapper


  • Prepare For Valentine's Day
    DATE SHEET Aa Gayi Hai,
    Tayyari Shuru Kar Do.

    7 Rose Day
    8 Propose Day
    9 Chocolate Day
    10 Teddy Day
    11 Promise Day
    12 Hug Day
    13 Kiss Day
    14 Valentine's Day. :-)


    Posted in Category: Valentine Day SMS On: 2/7/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Zardari Ka Ailaan
    Bhutto Ka Farmaan:
    Roti, Kapra Aur Makaan.

    Zardari Ka Ailaan:
    Goli, Kafan

    Aur

    Seedha Qabrustaan. :-)


    Posted in Category: Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS On: 2/3/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Khanay Ko Kuch Mila Nahi
    Humain To Khanay Ko Kuch Mila He Nahi Faraz...

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    Hum Ground Main Ball Ko He Apple Samajh K Khanay Lagy. :-)

    Shame On You Afridi.


    Posted in Category: Faraz Ahmed Shairy On: 2/2/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Mere Baap Ki Hukumat Hai
    Ek Kutta Akarr Kar Chal Raha Tha.

    Ek Haathi Ne Pucha Oye Kyon Akarr K Chal Raha Hai?


    Kutta Ghussay Se Bola:


    Tujhe Pata Nahi Hai?

    Hamaray Baap Ki Hukumat Hai. :-)


    Posted in Category: Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS On: 2/4/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Dog Fell In Love With Cat
    A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat

    But Dog's Parents Refused Cat

    Guess Why?


    They Gave a Solid Reason




    Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai. :-)


    Posted in Category: Cool Jokes On: 2/9/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Box Main Kuch Aisa Likho
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    Is Box Main Kuch Aisa Likho K Mujhe GHUSSA Aaye.


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    Is Box Main Kuch Aisa Likho K Mujhe HANSI Aaye.


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    Is Box Main Kuch Aisa Likho K Aapse Milne Ka Dil Karey.

    Reply Is Must.


    Posted in Category: Reply Me SMS On: 2/5/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Sadqa Bhi Kha Jata Hai
    Dunya ki Sabse Taqatwar Cheez Hai Loha
    Har Cheez Kaat Deta Hai

    Lohe Se Taqatwar Hai Aag
    Jo Lohe Ko Pighla Deti Hai

    Aag se Taqatwar Hai Pani
    Jo Aag ko Bhuja Deta Hai

    Pani Se Taqatwar Hai Hawa
    Jo Pani ko Ura le Jati Hai

    Hawa se Taqatwar Hai
    INSAAN jo Hawa ko Qaboo Kar Leta Hai

    Insan se Taqatwar Hai
    Pareshani jo Insan ko Qabo Kar Leti Hai

    Pareshani se Taqatwar hy SADQA
    Jo har Pareshani ko Kha Jata Hai

    AUR In SABSE TAQATWAR Hai "Z@rdari"
    JO SADQA BHI KHA JATA HAI. :-)


    Posted in Category: Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS On: 1/28/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Extra Sheet Khappay
    Dozkah Main Darogha k Khoff Se
    Sary Gunhagar Eemandari Se Apne Apne Gunah Paper Pe Likh K Hall Se Ja Rahy Thay.

    K Achanak

    Ek Aawaz Aai:

    "EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY"


    Posted in Category: Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS On: 1/28/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Pathan Bohat Khush Tha
    1 Pathan Pilot Jahaz Land Karne Per Bohat Khush Hua:

    Neeche Staff Ne Usey Hatho Hath Dhar Lia Aur Airman Uski Wardi Utarne Main Help Karne Laga.

    Pathan Fakhar Se: Aaj Maine India K 2 Jahaz,
    1 Aabdoz ko Mara Hai.

    Airman: Lekin Sir G Aapne 1 Ghalti Kardi

    Pathan: Wo kia?

    Airman: Bus Aap Ghalti Se India Land Kar Gaye Hain. :-)


    Posted in Category: Pathan Jokes On: 1/28/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Bohat Sardi Hoti Hai
    Sardar: Pata Hai Hamary Gaoon me Itni Sardi Parti Hai,
    K Bhensain Jama hua dodh deti Hain.

    Pathan: Hamary Gaaon Mai Is se B Ziada Sardi Parti Hai.

    Ek dafa Mai Raat Ko So Raha Tha k Meri Aankh Khuli.
    Maine Apni Charpai k Nechy Dekha.
    Wahan Ek Ajeeb C Cheez Thi.
    Maine Usay Aag Pe Garam Kya to Awaz Aai.

    POOOON... :-)


    Posted in Category: Pathan Jokes On: 1/28/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
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