Japan's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Japan
Location: khi pak
Member Since: Sunday, September 16, 2007
Number of SMS submitted: 53
Website:
http://hostingpot.blogspot.com/
About Japan:
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List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Japan
DO DO
Aapka GADHA aapse rooth gaya,
Ja k ganday naaley main Doob gaya,
Doobtay huye bola, ab aur zulm nahi sahen gay,
Ek ghar main DO DO nahi rahen gay.
Posted in Category: Urdu Text Insults On: 9/24/2007 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) 
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Achheeeee
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A Achheeeee
AlhamdulLillah....
Sorry 2 disturb u, Plz apna kaam jari rakhen...
Posted in Category: Urdu Funny SMS On: 9/24/2007 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Wafa Daar hain
Wafa Daar hain wafa keren gay.
Jaan mango gay fida keren gay.
Sirf ek PAPPI le leno do.
Malang log hain Dua kerengay.
Posted in Category: Kiss SMS On: 9/24/2007 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Na jane
Na jane woh hum se kya chupati thi?
Kuch tha uske honton pe magar na jane kyon sharmati thi?
Jab humne mun khulwa ker dekha to pata chala,
K SALI guttka khati thi.
Posted in Category: Urdu Funny SMS On: 9/24/2007 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
New Underwear
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear.
Posted in Category: English Funny SMS On: 9/23/2007 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Why does it take longer t
Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.
Posted in Category: Sardar Ji SMS On: 7/30/2007 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Why did 18 sardarjis go t
Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
Posted in Category: Sardar Ji SMS On: 7/30/2007 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Sardar ordered a pizza an
Sardar ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Posted in Category: Sardar Ji SMS On: 7/30/2007 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Taza hawa ka jhonka aaya.
Taza hawa ka jhonka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya...
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya... K lagta hay ki...
Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi "NAHAYA"
Posted in Category: Urdu Funny SMS On: 7/30/2007 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Socha tha har mor per aap
Socha tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge..
per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per,
Kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.
Posted in Category: Urdu Funny SMS On: 7/30/2007 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
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