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Master Mind's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Master Mind
Location: Sukkur, Sindh
Member Since: Friday, March 02, 2007
Number of SMS submitted: 334
Website: http://blog.wasiqansari.com/

About Master Mind:

Hi I like fun. And a great fan of those who like fun.

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Master Mind


  • Definition of Human Being
    Definition of Human Being:

    A Creature that Cuts Trees, Makes Papers and Writes


    "SAVE TREES" on it.


    Funny People!


    Posted in Category: Silly Quotes SMS On: 2/7/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • I Always Like to Walk in FOG
    I always Like to Walk in Rain; as no One Can See My Tears.
    Charlie Chaplin.

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    I always Like to Walk in FOG; as no one Can See That I'm Smoking.
    Saleem Charsi :-)


    Posted in Category: Silly Quotes SMS On: 2/4/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Maani-Khez Sentence
    Here Are Arranged Vowels,
    Read It Carefully!


    A E I O U


    What You Understood?

    Mujhe Bhi Bataen.

    Ye Ek Maani-Khez Sentence Hai.

    Answer: Not Found Yet.


    Posted in Category: Riddle & Puzzle SMS On: 2/1/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Time, Most Playful Element
    Time is the Most Playful Element Because.

    It Lengthens the Minutes when you Wait for Someone.

    & Rushes the Hours when you Enjoy Special Moments With Them.


    Posted in Category: Motivational Quotes On: 1/28/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Undiscovered Character
    Every Man has in Himself a Continent of Undiscovered Character...

    Happy is he Who Acts As The COLUMBUS to his Own Soul.


    Posted in Category: Motivational Quotes On: 1/8/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Excessive Drinks & Babes
    Excessive!
    Drinks, Babes, Cigarettes, Are Enemies...

    And

    A Man Who Runs Away From His Enemies Is A Coward.

    Great People Great Thoughts!


    Posted in Category: Silly Quotes SMS On: 1/6/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Meri Aaj Kal ki Kahani
    Doston ye hai Meri Aaj Kal ki Kahani!

    Maine Us se Kaha:

    Jaan-e-Jaan Tum Kaho to Taare Torr Kar Le Aon.

    Jaan-e-Wafa Ishara Karo to Hawao ka Rukh Morr Don.

    Jaan-e-Tamanna 1 Bar Kaho ye Jaan Tum pe Waar Don.


    Usne Meri Aankho Mai Jhanka or Dheeray se Boli:

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    Phr Wohi "Badchodiyan" Shuru. :-)


    Posted in Category: Boys vs Girls SMS On: 1/3/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Great Story of Friendship
    Zakham + You = Marham

    Tanhai + You = Mehfil

    Tears + You = Smile

    Rasta + You = Manzil

    Nothing + You = Everything

    Me + You = A Great Story of Friendship


    Posted in Category: Urdu Friendship SMS On: 1/1/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • The New Year Blossoms
    As the new year blossoms,
    May the journey of your life be Fragrant with New Opportunities,
    Your Days be Bright with new Hopes and your Heart be Happy with Love!

    May this New Year bring Newly found Prosperity, Love, Happiness and Delight in your life!


    Wishing You and Your Family A Very Happy, Prosperous and Healthy New Year 2010!


    Posted in Category: New Year SMS On: 12/31/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Doctor ne Jawab De Dya Hai
    After Checkup, Dr. said to Wife:

    "Your Husband is Suffering from a Very Severe Disease.
    If you don't do the following, he'll die.

    Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don't discuss ur problems with him.

    If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

    On the Way Home, the Husband Asked:

    "What did the Dr. say?

    She said:

    "Doctor ne Jawab De Dya Hai" :-)


    Posted in Category: Happy Marriage SMS On: 12/20/2009 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
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