Master Mind's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Master Mind
Location: Sukkur, Sindh
Member Since: Friday, March 02, 2007
Number of SMS submitted: 334
Website:
http://blog.wasiqansari.com/
About Master Mind:
Hi I like fun. And a great fan of those who like fun.
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Master Mind
Definition of Human Being
Definition of Human Being:
A Creature that Cuts Trees, Makes Papers and Writes
"SAVE TREES" on it.
Funny People!
Posted in Category: Silly Quotes SMS On: 2/7/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) 
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I Always Like to Walk in FOG
I always Like to Walk in Rain; as no One Can See My Tears.
Charlie Chaplin.
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I always Like to Walk in FOG; as no one Can See That I'm Smoking.
Saleem Charsi :-)
Posted in Category: Silly Quotes SMS On: 2/4/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Maani-Khez Sentence
Here Are Arranged Vowels,
Read It Carefully!
A E I O U
What You Understood?
Mujhe Bhi Bataen.
Ye Ek Maani-Khez Sentence Hai.
Answer: Not Found Yet.
Posted in Category: Riddle & Puzzle SMS On: 2/1/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Time, Most Playful Element
Time is the Most Playful Element Because.
It Lengthens the Minutes when you Wait for Someone.
& Rushes the Hours when you Enjoy Special Moments With Them.
Posted in Category: Motivational Quotes On: 1/28/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Undiscovered Character
Every Man has in Himself a Continent of Undiscovered Character...
Happy is he Who Acts As The COLUMBUS to his Own Soul.
Posted in Category: Motivational Quotes On: 1/8/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Excessive Drinks & Babes
Excessive!
Drinks, Babes, Cigarettes, Are Enemies...
And
A Man Who Runs Away From His Enemies Is A Coward.
Great People Great Thoughts!
Posted in Category: Silly Quotes SMS On: 1/6/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
Meri Aaj Kal ki Kahani
Doston ye hai Meri Aaj Kal ki Kahani!
Maine Us se Kaha:
Jaan-e-Jaan Tum Kaho to Taare Torr Kar Le Aon.
Jaan-e-Wafa Ishara Karo to Hawao ka Rukh Morr Don.
Jaan-e-Tamanna 1 Bar Kaho ye Jaan Tum pe Waar Don.
Usne Meri Aankho Mai Jhanka or Dheeray se Boli:
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Phr Wohi "Badchodiyan" Shuru. :-)
Posted in Category: Boys vs Girls SMS On: 1/3/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email This
Great Story of Friendship
Zakham + You = Marham
Tanhai + You = Mehfil
Tears + You = Smile
Rasta + You = Manzil
Nothing + You = Everything
Me + You = A Great Story of Friendship
Posted in Category: Urdu Friendship SMS On: 1/1/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email This
The New Year Blossoms
As the new year blossoms,
May the journey of your life be Fragrant with New Opportunities,
Your Days be Bright with new Hopes and your Heart be Happy with Love!
May this New Year bring Newly found Prosperity, Love, Happiness and Delight in your life!
Wishing You and Your Family A Very Happy, Prosperous and Healthy New Year 2010!
Posted in Category: New Year SMS On: 12/31/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email This
Doctor ne Jawab De Dya Hai
After Checkup, Dr. said to Wife:
"Your Husband is Suffering from a Very Severe Disease.
If you don't do the following, he'll die.
Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don't discuss ur problems with him.
If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."
On the Way Home, the Husband Asked:
"What did the Dr. say?
She said:
"Doctor ne Jawab De Dya Hai" :-)
Posted in Category: Happy Marriage SMS On: 12/20/2009 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s) Email This
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