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Rules and Regulations Dear Member! Welcome to the Funny SMS message forum. To ensure that everyone enjoys there time</i By admin, 22-Oct-2007 at 8:12pm |
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Sex Rhymes / SMS SEX is great, SEX is FINE.Doggy style or 69.Just 4 fun or PAID,every1 loves getting LAID.So if your want me in the SACK,Lick ur lips n txt me BACK! ... By imrankhan, 01-May-2008 at 1:31pm |
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Very funny Adult SMS and Jokes >> Nasibo Lal new song..Picho lagya na kar meri jan sajna,ago hel janda a pora saman sajana..picho lagdey nai musalman sajna menu lagna tu ha koi... By dapper, 28-Nov-2007 at 1:09pm |
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New Urdu Adult jokes Train mai aik husband apni wife say:tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hundil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dunsamnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!... By cdt11995, 29-Nov-2007 at 3:49pm |
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Latest Adult SMS and Jokes 18+ In class a lady teacher to students: Always use condom to prevent AIDS.A Girl: Mam agar aap ko koi kahe kay kulfi ko lifafay main daal ker chuso to... By Spud34, 04-Jun-2008 at 7:49am |
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Men think with their dicks Well women say that all the time, ever wondered why? There is a scientific explanation for that Well , women tend to compare almost everything... By baracuda, 24-Jan-2008 at 12:55pm |
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Funny Double Meaning Sms A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professior RoomAndSay : I'll Do AnyThing To Pass In The Exams. . . .&Professor Says:NOW OPEN YOURBooks & Study.... By faizilovely, 17-Jan-2010 at 8:33pm |
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Importance of Word f**k Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word f**k. Out of all the English words that begin with the letter 'f'... By XUXU XAXA, 03-Jun-2009 at 6:20am |
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Pathan Adult SMS and Jokes Aik English Scientist Pathan ko kehney laga k: hum ney naya Insan banaya hai jo bilkul hamari tarha kam karta hai Pathan:Hum bhi kam nahi humney bhi... By jalpari, 27-Dec-2008 at 4:54pm |
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Definition of Sex It's an INJECTION,with AFFECTION,to the meat SECTION,from a PROJECTION,without OBJECTION,hopefully, no INFECTION By rustam, 30-Apr-2008 at 10:45am |
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Adult Fan Club MUTH Maarney k 12 Fa'edey: 1: Self Reliance 2: Time Convenience 3: Prevention of Crime 4: Mental choice of Lady 5: Rest to wife 6: No risk of AIDS 7:... By Adult Fan Club, 13-Dec-2009 at 10:03am |
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Baap nahi ban sake ga!!!!!!!! Talwaar baazi ke mukaablaTalwaar baazi ke mukaablay mein aik Chinese ne baarik taar ke do tukray kar diye.Japani ne us say bhi baarik taar ke tukray kar... By jalpari, 17-Jan-2009 at 7:37pm |
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A Boy and His Date A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were... By rustam, 30-Apr-2008 at 10:41am |
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Punjabi Adult SMS / Jokes Aik Badtameez Punjbi Mela Dekhnay Ja Raha Tha Rasta Bhool Gaya Aik Larki Say Poocha "O Phudi Sarri Di.Aay Das MeLA Kithay Way" Larki Ghussay... By Zohan, 19-Apr-2010 at 6:37pm |
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24 Hours to Live A man went to the doctor and the doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live. He went home to tell his wife and after they both had a long cry over it,... By rustam, 30-Apr-2008 at 10:40am |
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Put Out or Get Out A fellow with a slight speech impediment and a lower-than-room-temperaure IQ was talking to his friend about his problems getting laid.He said, "You... By rustam, 30-Apr-2008 at 11:08am |
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Bhains ka dhoodh Sardar doodh waly se; kal kyu nhi aye thy? Doodh wala; Apki bhabhi beemar thi. Sardar; OO YAR BHEENS KA DOODH HI LE ATA!!! By Rooman, 18-Sep-2008 at 5:30am |
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Horny Salesman A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted release. He inquired for the address of a good house of ill repute. He was told to go to 365... By smspot, 19-Jun-2008 at 11:36am |
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Sardarji Adult Jokes Grlfrnd: Ye pars pkro, kholna nai, mai abi i Srdar ne khola us me rbr ka LUN Nikla Wapsi par GrlFrnd: khola to nai? Srdar, nai o nai, mai BUND prwani... By iCouponCodes, 17-Dec-2009 at 8:00am |
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Adult SMS Messages Collection Adult SMS Messages are popular among naughty people, who send them mainly with the purpose of teasing their friends. They usually have double meanings... By Yasir, 30-Jul-2009 at 8:58am |
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Wife Swapping The two guys, Jack and Bill, have decided to try to persuade their wives to have a bit of partner swapping for the night. The guys have agreed that if... By kastoori, 01-May-2008 at 9:06am |
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Know The Complete Picture Guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says "Hello!!!". He's rather taken aback because he can't... By XUXU XAXA, 13-Mar-2010 at 10:05am |
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Zara tum sham hony do - Sex Rhyme Main bachon ko suladungi zara tum sham honay do,Main jazbat sarey jaga dungi zara tum sham honay do,Kahan aaghaz hota hai, kahan anjaam hota hai,Hunar... By 34life, 12-Jul-2008 at 11:28am |
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Four Years of Mourning Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter constantly... By rustam, 30-Apr-2008 at 10:53am |
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Pappu and Bublu Adult Joke There Is A Classroom Of Some Small Children (5-7yrs) Obviously There Was One Ordinary Boy (Bablu) And A Smart One (Pappu) The Dialogue Between... By eFunny, 28-Nov-2008 at 10:41am |
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Happy Mango Season Udaas kyon kharay ho Shaam ki tarah?Wah Wah, Wah WahUdaas kyon kharay ho Shaam ki tarah?Aa k mera LN chooso aam ki tarah.Happy Mango Season. By Khanzada, 23-May-2008 at 2:34pm |
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Breakfast Note Joe woke up one morning and looked for his wife, but his wife wasn't there. She had awakened and was preparing breakfast in the kitchen.Joe was afraid... By HexaGon, 30-Apr-2008 at 5:03am |
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The Statue A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She... By HexaGon, 30-Apr-2008 at 5:01am |
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Santa Banta Adult SMS and Jokes Santa Banta Adult SMS and Jokes Santa raat ko sharab k nashe main Ghar aya: Us ne apni BV ko Banta K sath sex karte dekh lya Aftr much thinking Santa... By Zohan, 04-Apr-2010 at 7:46pm |
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Marsian's Dick The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all... By rustam, 30-Apr-2008 at 10:59am |
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