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	Rules and Regulations Dear Member! Welcome to the Funny SMS message forum. To ensure that everyone enjoys there time</i By admin, 22-Oct-2007 at 8:12pm 1 2	17	11467	By naveed akhtar 15-Apr-2010 at 1:39pm
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	Sex Rhymes / SMS SEX is great, SEX is FINE.Doggy style or 69.Just 4 fun or PAID,every1 loves getting LAID.So if your want me in the SACK,Lick ur lips n txt me BACK! ... By imrankhan, 01-May-2008 at 1:31pm 1 2 3	28	8798	By mekaal 17-Jul-2010 at 2:12pm
	Very funny Adult SMS and Jokes >> Nasibo Lal new song..Picho lagya na kar meri jan sajna,ago hel janda a pora saman sajana..picho lagdey nai musalman sajna menu lagna tu ha koi... By dapper, 28-Nov-2007 at 1:09pm 1 2 3 4 5	59	13694	By mekaal 14-Jul-2010 at 2:56pm
	New Urdu Adult jokes Train mai aik husband apni wife say:tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hundil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dunsamnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!... By cdt11995, 29-Nov-2007 at 3:49pm 1 2 3 4 5	56	12636	By mekaal 14-Jul-2010 at 2:55pm
	Latest Adult SMS and Jokes 18+ In class a lady teacher to students: Always use condom to prevent AIDS.A Girl: Mam agar aap ko koi kahe kay kulfi ko lifafay main daal ker chuso to... By Spud34, 04-Jun-2008 at 7:49am 1 2 3 13 14	165	14143	By mekaal 14-Jul-2010 at 2:54pm
	Men think with their dicks Well women say that all the time, ever wondered why? There is a scientific explanation for that Well , women tend to compare almost everything... By baracuda, 24-Jan-2008 at 12:55pm	6	151	By eFunny 24-Jul-2010 at 1:34pm
	Funny Double Meaning Sms A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professior RoomAndSay : I'll Do AnyThing To Pass In The Exams. . . .&Professor Says:NOW OPEN YOURBooks & Study.... By faizilovely, 17-Jan-2010 at 8:33pm 1 2	18	309	By eFunny 24-Jul-2010 at 1:20pm
	Importance of Word fk Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word fk. Out of all the English words that begin with the letter 'f'... By XUXU XAXA, 03-Jun-2009 at 6:20am	5	90	By eFunny 18-Jul-2010 at 7:02pm
	Pathan Adult SMS and Jokes Aik English Scientist Pathan ko kehney laga k: hum ney naya Insan banaya hai jo bilkul hamari tarha kam karta hai Pathan:Hum bhi kam nahi humney bhi... By jalpari, 27-Dec-2008 at 4:54pm 1 2 3	30	497	By mekaal 14-Jul-2010 at 2:58pm
	My Collection of Urdu Adult SMS and Jokes 8 saal ka bacha rape k case main pakra gaya,Lady vakeel ne court main uski lulli pakri or boli,kya ye rape ker sakta hai?Bacha bola: Hila mat mat warna... By imrankhan, 02-May-2008 at 7:00am 1 2 3	34	2472	By mekaal 14-Jul-2010 at 2:58pm
	Definition of Sex It's an INJECTION,with AFFECTION,to the meat SECTION,from a PROJECTION,without OBJECTION,hopefully, no INFECTION By rustam, 30-Apr-2008 at 10:45am 1 2	13	297	By mekaal 14-Jul-2010 at 2:57pm
	Adult Fan Club MUTH Maarney k 12 Fa'edey: 1: Self Reliance 2: Time Convenience 3: Prevention of Crime 4: Mental choice of Lady 5: Rest to wife 6: No risk of AIDS 7:... By Adult Fan Club, 13-Dec-2009 at 10:03am 1 2 3 4	36	226	By mekaal 14-Jul-2010 at 2:57pm
	ADULT sms FRIENDSHIP HORNY EVIL <FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=# By mekaal, 14-Jul-2010 at 2:52pm	0	34	By mekaal 14-Jul-2010 at 2:52pm
	ADULT sms FRIENDSHIP HORNY EVIL Hey gays if intreted in sex chat or sex talk and adult sms By mekaal, 14-Jul-2010 at 2:50pm	0	25	By mekaal 14-Jul-2010 at 2:50pm
	Baap nahi ban sake ga!!!!!!!! Talwaar baazi ke mukaablaTalwaar baazi ke mukaablay mein aik Chinese ne baarik taar ke do tukray kar diye.Japani ne us say bhi baarik taar ke tukray kar... By jalpari, 17-Jan-2009 at 7:37pm	5	138	By Kennedy 06-Jul-2010 at 9:50am
	A Boy and His Date A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were... By rustam, 30-Apr-2008 at 10:41am	5	207	By Zohan 26-Jun-2010 at 7:37am
	Punjabi Adult SMS / Jokes Aik Badtameez Punjbi Mela Dekhnay Ja Raha Tha Rasta Bhool Gaya Aik Larki Say Poocha "O Phudi Sarri Di.Aay Das MeLA Kithay Way" Larki Ghussay... By Zohan, 19-Apr-2010 at 6:37pm	3	112	By smspot 24-Jun-2010 at 7:59am
	24 Hours to Live A man went to the doctor and the doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live. He went home to tell his wife and after they both had a long cry over it,... By rustam, 30-Apr-2008 at 10:40am	5	178	By Pathan 19-Jun-2010 at 4:18pm
	Put Out or Get Out A fellow with a slight speech impediment and a lower-than-room-temperaure IQ was talking to his friend about his problems getting laid.He said, "You... By rustam, 30-Apr-2008 at 11:08am	7	174	By smspot 17-Jun-2010 at 7:53pm
	Bhains ka dhoodh Sardar doodh waly se; kal kyu nhi aye thy? Doodh wala; Apki bhabhi beemar thi. Sardar; OO YAR BHEENS KA DOODH HI LE ATA!!! By Rooman, 18-Sep-2008 at 5:30am	6	307	By eFunny 15-Jun-2010 at 3:11pm
	Horny Salesman A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted release. He inquired for the address of a good house of ill repute. He was told to go to 365... By smspot, 19-Jun-2008 at 11:36am	5	225	By Zohan 06-Jun-2010 at 5:28pm
	Sardarji Adult Jokes Grlfrnd: Ye pars pkro, kholna nai, mai abi i Srdar ne khola us me rbr ka LUN Nikla Wapsi par GrlFrnd: khola to nai? Srdar, nai o nai, mai BUND prwani... By iCouponCodes, 17-Dec-2009 at 8:00am	3	322	By Zohan 06-Jun-2010 at 5:02pm
	Bihari with British family Bihari with British family Due to the way our Hindi was spoken/pronounced by those British then in By jalpari, 23-Oct-2008 at 6:55pm	3	271	By Zohan 06-Jun-2010 at 5:00pm
	Adult SMS Messages Collection Adult SMS Messages are popular among naughty people, who send them mainly with the purpose of teasing their friends. They usually have double meanings... By Yasir, 30-Jul-2009 at 8:58am 1 2	12	361	By Zohan 31-May-2010 at 8:55pm
	Wife Swapping The two guys, Jack and Bill, have decided to try to persuade their wives to have a bit of partner swapping for the night. The guys have agreed that if... By kastoori, 01-May-2008 at 9:06am	7	274	By Zohan 23-May-2010 at 3:14pm
	Know The Complete Picture Guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says "Hello!!!". He's rather taken aback because he can't... By XUXU XAXA, 13-Mar-2010 at 10:05am	5	139	By Zohan 23-May-2010 at 2:08pm
	Zara tum sham hony do - Sex Rhyme Main bachon ko suladungi zara tum sham honay do,Main jazbat sarey jaga dungi zara tum sham honay do,Kahan aaghaz hota hai, kahan anjaam hota hai,Hunar... By 34life, 12-Jul-2008 at 11:28am 1 2	12	658	By Zohan 23-May-2010 at 1:36pm
	Four Years of Mourning Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter constantly... By rustam, 30-Apr-2008 at 10:53am	6	376	By Zohan 23-May-2010 at 11:42am
	Pappu and Bublu Adult Joke There Is A Classroom Of Some Small Children (5-7yrs) Obviously There Was One Ordinary Boy (Bablu) And A Smart One (Pappu) The Dialogue Between... By eFunny, 28-Nov-2008 at 10:41am 1 2	15	386	By Zohan 23-May-2010 at 11:40am
	Happy Mango Season Udaas kyon kharay ho Shaam ki tarah?Wah Wah, Wah WahUdaas kyon kharay ho Shaam ki tarah?Aa k mera LN chooso aam ki tarah.Happy Mango Season. By Khanzada, 23-May-2008 at 2:34pm	6	238	By Zohan 20-May-2010 at 11:36am
	Breakfast Note Joe woke up one morning and looked for his wife, but his wife wasn't there. She had awakened and was preparing breakfast in the kitchen.Joe was afraid... By HexaGon, 30-Apr-2008 at 5:03am	7	198	By Zohan 20-May-2010 at 11:27am
	The Statue A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She... By HexaGon, 30-Apr-2008 at 5:01am	10	238	By Zohan 20-May-2010 at 8:49am
	Santa Banta Adult SMS and Jokes Santa Banta Adult SMS and Jokes Santa raat ko sharab k nashe main Ghar aya: Us ne apni BV ko Banta K sath sex karte dekh lya Aftr much thinking Santa... By Zohan, 04-Apr-2010 at 7:46pm	3	147	By Yasir 18-May-2010 at 7:54pm
	Marsian's Dick The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all... By rustam, 30-Apr-2008 at 10:59am	5	153	By Zohan 18-May-2010 at 2:31pm

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