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	Rules and Regulations Dear Member! Welcome to the Funny SMS message forum. To ensure that everyone enjoys there time</i By admin, 22-Oct-2007 at 8:12pm 1 2	16	8019	By waheed ahmed 05-Nov-2009 at 11:34am
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	New Urdu Adult jokes Train mai aik husband apni wife say:tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hundil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dunsamnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!... By cdt11995, 29-Nov-2007 at 3:49pm 1 2 3 4 5	52	9543	By Yasir 05-Feb-2010 at 10:38am
	Very funny Adult SMS and Jokes >> Nasibo Lal new song..Picho lagya na kar meri jan sajna,ago hel janda a pora saman sajana..picho lagdey nai musalman sajna menu lagna tu ha koi... By dapper, 28-Nov-2007 at 1:09pm 1 2 3 4 5	57	12155	By Yasir 20-Jan-2010 at 5:29pm
	Forty Ways Men Fail in Bed 1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get... By rustam, 30-Apr-2008 at 10:52am	2	106	By smspot Today at 10:18am
	Funny Double Meaning Sms A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professior RoomAndSay : I'll Do AnyThing To Pass In The Exams. . . .&Professor Says:NOW OPEN YOURBooks & Study.... By faizilovely, 17-Jan-2010 at 8:33pm 1 2	12	140	By smspot Today at 10:12am
	Dead Pussy One night Jerry brought home a dozen red roses to his wife."How lovely dear" she said, "what's the occasion?""I want to... By rustam, 30-Apr-2008 at 10:44am	2	98	By smspot Yesterday at 4:41pm
	Sex Rhymes SEX is great, SEX is FINE.Doggy style or 69.Just 4 fun or PAID,every1 loves getting LAID.So if your want me in the SACK,Lick ur lips n txt me BACK! ... By imrankhan, 01-May-2008 at 1:31pm 1 2 3	25	6585	By Yasir 05-Feb-2010 at 11:00am
	Malumaati Sawal Malumaati Sawal Dopehar k khany ko english main kya kehte hain? aur agar uske akhri 2 lafz kaat do to phir kya banta hai? Durust jawab de diya... By onion, 02-May-2008 at 6:23pm 1 2	19	569	By Yasir 05-Feb-2010 at 10:57am
	New Adult SMS & Jokes Whenevr I See A Beautiful Girl WithFair ComplexionSexy FigureLong HairD Only Thing I Remember Is The Tata Sky Slogan..ISKO BAJA DALA, TO LIFE JINGA LALA.... By smspot, 02-Sep-2008 at 2:58pm 1 2 3 4	40	1336	By Yasir 05-Feb-2010 at 10:56am
	Adulties + Funties - Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................-... By FurlGurl, 14-Dec-2007 at 6:39pm 1 2 3 4	41	1312	By Yasir 05-Feb-2010 at 10:56am
	Latest Adult Jokes +18 () NEWS FLASH snow white has been thrown out disneyland. she pulled up her skirt, sat on pinnochios face & shouted lie u bastard, lie, lie!() What's... By Rahul, 14-Dec-2007 at 7:19pm	3	140	By Yasir 05-Feb-2010 at 10:34am
	Unique Adult Sms Ek aurat apne bachey ke saath Pathan ke khiloney ki dukan pe gayi. Bache ne zid ki ke khilona lena hai. Aurat ne kaha: Khan sahab issey darao. Khan... By jalpari, 27-Dec-2008 at 3:35pm 1 2 3 6 7	82	1828	By Yasir 05-Feb-2010 at 10:32am
	Urdu Adult SMS and Jokes Ferrari asked foxi : tumhari ankhain kyun bahar nikli hue hain ? foxi replied :agar tumhara engine tumhare gand main laga dain tu tumhari ankhain bhee... By joji, 14-May-2008 at 9:12am 1 2 3 6 7	72	3028	By Yasir 05-Feb-2010 at 10:23am
	My Collection of Urdu Adult SMS and Jokes 8 saal ka bacha rape k case main pakra gaya,Lady vakeel ne court main uski lulli pakri or boli,kya ye rape ker sakta hai?Bacha bola: Hila mat mat warna... By imrankhan, 02-May-2008 at 7:00am 1 2 3	28	1970	By SMS Dude 05-Feb-2010 at 9:30am
	New Adult Sms College se nikalte hi kitaabain seenay se laga leti ho, Hum kya marr gaye jo khud hi daba leti ho !!!! Edited by jalpari 2008-10-23 13:59:52 By jalpari, 23-Oct-2008 at 6:45pm 1 2 3 4	43	1120	By webmarkaz 04-Feb-2010 at 6:04pm
	Latest Adult SMS and Jokes 18+ In class a lady teacher to students: Always use condom to prevent AIDS.A Girl: Mam agar aap ko koi kahe kay kulfi ko lifafay main daal ker chuso to... By Spud34, 04-Jun-2008 at 7:49am 1 2 3 12 13	155	11210	By webmarkaz 04-Feb-2010 at 5:55pm
	Hot questions Q: Why are condoms transparent?A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!.Q: Why is Sex like shaving?A: Well,... By blackfeather, 25-Sep-2009 at 8:08am	10	221	By SMS Mala 01-Feb-2010 at 9:09am
	How to Say No to Sex WARNING!! ADULT CONTENT!! 25 Ways to Say No to Sex for Women and 25 ways to get around them for Men (It's not guaranteed to work, so don't... By SMS Dude, 31-Dec-2009 at 6:25pm	3	65	By SMS Mala 01-Feb-2010 at 8:58am
	Fill In The Blanks Fill In The Blanks1. B___S2. __N D O M3. F__K4. P_N_S5. P U_S_Ans1.Books2.Random3.Fork4.Pants5.PulseMay God Bless your Dirty Mind! By Sehrish Khan, 22-Jan-2010 at 6:27pm	1	36	By Adultoo 31-Jan-2010 at 8:43am
	Bhai Ka Area Hai Babu bhai k area mai 1 rape case ho gayaBabu bhai ne larkay ko bulaya aur pucha tmne kya kia?Larka:Larki ne khud apnay ghar bulaya tha,mai nhn ja raha... By Yasir, 17-Dec-2009 at 10:13pm	3	62	By SMS Dude 30-Jan-2010 at 9:50am
	Foolish Pickup Lines Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you. As she's leaving....Hey... By SMS Dude, 31-Dec-2009 at 6:27pm	2	41	By SMS Dude 30-Jan-2010 at 9:44am
	Bugger Missed A priest and his friend Bob were playing golf. The priest was playing well on the day, but his friend was having difficulty with his putting. They reached... By rustam, 30-Apr-2008 at 10:43am	6	120	By Sms4Smile 29-Jan-2010 at 10:14am
	Three Old Ladies Playing Bridge Three old ladies were sitting around playing bridge when one of them, Edna says," You know ladies, I'm having a real problem getting my husband... By kastoori, 01-May-2008 at 9:11am	8	121	By SMS Mala 25-Jan-2010 at 5:40am
	Sexy Text Messages Below is a collection of sexy text messages. Send these sexy text messages to the person you want to have fun with. * Go"SMS" Go to my dearest... By cdt10294, 27-Apr-2009 at 11:25am 1 2	18	792	By SMS Dude 19-Jan-2010 at 9:21am
	Suhaag Raat aik larki ki shadi petrol pump waly se ho gae. larki se us ki... saheliyon ne pocha:btao suhag rat kaisi guzri??? larki boli: kia btaon, kum bakht By jalpari, 27-Dec-2008 at 3:46pm	8	244	By Adult Fan Club 13-Jan-2010 at 6:10pm
	Funny Double Meaning Sms Girl Friend ke saath,Kamre ke andhar,Table ke upar,Batti ke neeche,De tacatac.... tacatac..De tacatac.... tacatac..Stupid I am playing table tennis....... By faizilovely, 12-Jan-2010 at 1:11pm	3	54	By faizilovely 12-Jan-2010 at 1:12pm
	Got f**k for a Duck A father was trying to decide which of his 3 sons to leave his money to. He decided that the best way to find out was to give each of them a duck &... By rustam, 30-Apr-2008 at 10:54am	7	100	By Adult Fan Club 07-Jan-2010 at 10:11am
	Time to put a CORK in it A CORK radio station was running a competition - words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical... By smspot, 16-Nov-2009 at 1:31pm	6	33	By SMS Dude 02-Jan-2010 at 5:49am
	Male Sex Organ The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:- has to work hard;- has to work at great depths;- has to work upside... By rustam, 30-Apr-2008 at 10:58am 1 2	12	751	By SMS Buddy 25-Dec-2009 at 3:39pm
	Q / A Jokes : Adult Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?A.) So men can be open minded.Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?A.) The longer you play... By Goethe, 27-May-2008 at 7:03pm	8	318	By SMS Guru 25-Dec-2009 at 12:08pm
	How to Make a Woman Happy? How to Make a Woman Happy? . Its not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: . 1.friend 2.companion 3.lover 4.chef 5.electrician 6.c... By eFunnySMS.com, 17-Nov-2009 at 6:12pm	2	65	By SMS Guru 25-Dec-2009 at 12:02pm
	Awful Sex Life One woman was complaining to her friend, "My sex life is awful. My husband doesn't have the foggiest idea how to make me come. What's worse... By rustam, 30-Apr-2008 at 10:42am	8	227	By SMS Guru 25-Dec-2009 at 11:56am
	Double Meaning SmS Is suhane mosam me tumra sath ho,Garm bistar me kambal orhey tum pas ho,Mere hont tmhen chuney ko tarsen,Kash asa kbi Ehsas ho,ILOVEU"TAPAL TEA" ... By Rooman, 21-Jan-2009 at 1:08pm	8	167	By SMS Guru 25-Dec-2009 at 11:49am
	Women On Date In Different Countries Jewish WOMEN First Date: You get dynamite head. Second Date: You get more great head. Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head... By smspot, 16-Nov-2009 at 1:14pm	2	44	By SMS Guru 25-Dec-2009 at 11:33am

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