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Topic: Very Funny Memon SMS and JokesPosted: 17-Oct-2008 at 8:51am |
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Please post here Very Funny Memon SMS and Jokes.
Bhikaari: 1 Rupya de de. main ne 3 din se khana nahi khaya hai. Memon: 100 Rupay don ga magar ye bata k 1 rupay main tu khana kahan se khata hai? |
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Posted: 17-Oct-2008 at 9:12am |
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Memon ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga. Memon ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha: Wapsi main langar ki biryani lete aana. |
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Posted: 17-Oct-2008 at 10:27am |
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1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay. Wo foran kitchen me gaya or apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or bola,“1 banday ka nashta kam banana” |
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Posted: 24-Oct-2008 at 9:15pm |
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Saray gawahon ko madd-e-nazar rakhtay huye. Ye adaalat faisla dafa 420 k tehat msg parhny waly mujrim ko msg na bhejne k jurm main
MEMON qarar deti hai. |
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Posted: 06-Jan-2009 at 6:09pm |
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Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
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Posted: 19-Feb-2009 at 10:57am |
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Hi saima Jiiiiiiiiii..
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Posted: 07-Jun-2009 at 5:51am |
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Memon ki wife bimaar thi,
light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz candle bujha dena. |
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There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning.
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Posted: 29-Jun-2009 at 3:43pm |
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Memon At Petrol Pump Hm to Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen... |
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Memon K Ghar Se Choontiyan Ja Rahen Thin…
. . Memon: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho ? . . Choonti: Bhai Bhooka Marnay Se T0 Behtar Hai Hijrat Kar Jaeyn. |
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Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,, . . . . wajah kya thi..?? . . . wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k khana kon mangway ga? |
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Posted: 02-Nov-2009 at 5:08pm |
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"A Memon Movie"
Hero: Iqbalia Heroin: Jaibun Vilain: Jakaria Scene: Vilain Heroin ko utha kar le ja raha hai, Aur Woh Chilla Rahi Hai. "Meekay Bachaa Iqbalia, Meekay Bacha!" Iqbalia: Jaibun! Aaon Nai Achi Sagnu, Dukan Te Rush Lagelo Aahe! :-) |
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