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    Posted: 17-Oct-2008 at 8:51am
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Bhikaari: 1 Rupya de de. main ne 3 din se khana nahi khaya hai.

Memon: 100 Rupay don ga magar ye bata k 1 rupay main tu khana kahan se khata hai?
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Memon ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay?

Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.

Memon ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha:

Wapsi main langar ki biryani lete aana.
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  Quote smspot Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17-Oct-2008 at 10:27am
1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.

Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”
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  Quote eFunny Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24-Oct-2008 at 9:15pm
Saray gawahon ko madd-e-nazar rakhtay huye. Ye adaalat faisla dafa 420 k tehat msg parhny waly mujrim ko msg na bhejne k jurm main

MEMON qarar deti hai.
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Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
 
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
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Hi saima Jiiiiiiiiii..LOL
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Memon ki wife bimaar thi,

light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di aur bola:

Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi

to plz candle bujha dena.
There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning.
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  Quote smspot Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29-Jun-2009 at 3:43pm

Memon At Petrol Pump 

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do 

Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva 
K Kahan Jana Hai? 

Memon: Jana Kahan Hai

Hm to Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen...

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Memon K Ghar Se Choontiyan Ja Rahen Thin…
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Memon: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho ?
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Choonti: Bhai Bhooka Marnay Se T0 Behtar Hai Hijrat Kar Jaeyn.
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Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
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wajah kya thi..??
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wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
khana kon mangway ga?
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  Quote eFunnySMS Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02-Nov-2009 at 5:08pm
"A Memon Movie"

Hero: Iqbalia

Heroin: Jaibun

Vilain: Jakaria

Scene:
Vilain Heroin ko utha kar le ja raha hai, Aur Woh Chilla Rahi Hai.

"Meekay Bachaa Iqbalia, Meekay Bacha!"



Iqbalia: Jaibun! Aaon Nai Achi Sagnu, Dukan Te Rush Lagelo Aahe! :-)
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