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Yasir 
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Joined: 01-Dec-2008 Location: Lahore Online Status: Offline Posts: 881 |
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 Posted: 12-Oct-2009 at 4:22pm |
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Altaf Bhai Jo Jin Mila,
Unhon ne Jin se Kaha: Meri Dili Khuahish Hai K. Tum Karachi Se Saray Pathanon ko Bahar Nikaal Do. Jin Replied: Lala! Zama Urdu na Poyegam. :-) |
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eFunnySMS
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Joined: 12-Oct-2009 Location: efunnysms.com Online Status: Offline Posts: 210 |
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Posted: 19-Nov-2009 at 12:49pm |
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Ab Haathon mai
Hathyaar, Dilon main Inqilab Hoga ... Ab Mahajiron Ke Saath har Daur main Insaaf hoga, Youn na Bharkao Aag Ko hawa de Kar ... Warna kal har Shakhs ALTAF Hoga , Bech do T.V V.C.R.. Khareedo T.T Mere Yaar ... Khencho Chamber Maaro Brust "HAQ PARAST HAQ PARAST" *G.A MUTHEDA* |
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Konvicted
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Joined: 01-Dec-2007 Location: IND Online Status: Offline Posts: 92 |
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Posted: 11-Dec-2009 at 4:19pm |
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Ho gai Karachi University mein Faraz ki pitai,
Kyun k relly thi jamiat ki aur wo keh raha tha Altaf Bahi... Altaf Bhai... =P ;) |
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iCouponCodes
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Joined: 17-Dec-2009 Location: CouponCodes Online Status: Offline Posts: 60 |
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Posted: 17-Dec-2009 at 8:04am |
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Arbi: Hamare registan me
"Khush Amdeed" kaho to wapis awaz ati he "Amdeed Amdeed" American: Hamare shaher me "I LOVE U" kaho to awaz aati he "LOVE U LOVE U" Pakistani: Ye konsi bari bat he hamare Ilaqe me awaz maro "HAQ KI KHULI KITAB" To Wapas Awaz Aati Hai "ALTAF, ALTAF" |
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SMS Guru
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Joined: 04-Nov-2009 Location: SMS Online Status: Offline Posts: 91 |
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Posted: 22-Dec-2009 at 8:09am |
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Karachi ki tarraqqi ka raaz hay MQM.
Mazlomo ki awaz hay MQM. Ek moqa to do khidmat e khalq ka. Poray mulk ko sajane k liye tayyar hay MQM. J.A.ALTAF.BAHI.. |
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Yasir
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Joined: 01-Dec-2008 Location: Lahore Online Status: Offline Posts: 881 |
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Posted: 25-Dec-2009 at 9:18am |
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@GEO NEWS!
14/Aug/2015 Inshallah. Headline: President OF Pakistan visited USA 2 help them. Pakistan most peacefull land Pakistan won Football World Cup OSAMA Killed in America by Pakistani Drone Attack. Re.1=76$ Petrol: Rs.20/Ltr CNG: Rs.15/kg Gold: Rs.500/10gram Pakistan gave 5 Million ton Aatta to UK & USA. Agar Aap yeh chahte hain to vote 4 MQM. (Agar Pakistan mein koi Inqalab la sakta hay to woh hain sirf Altaf Hussain Bhai) Geo ALTAF Bhai. |
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SMS Dude
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Joined: 21-Dec-2009 Location: SMS Country Online Status: Offline Posts: 147 |
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Posted: 26-Dec-2009 at 8:51am |
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PPP VS MQM
PPP:Tum kitne bhutto maroge har ghar se Bhutto niklega. MQM:Har ghar main Saathi bhejeinge phir lora bhutto nikle ga. G.A MUTEHDA .. .. :-> |
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