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Ogata 
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Joined: 17-Oct-2008 Location: USA Online Status: Offline Posts: 9 |
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 Posted: 21-Oct-2008 at 9:09am |
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Pehle Aata Mil Jata Tha..
Ab Aatay k Liye Line Banani Parti Hy Aur Har Line Mai 3,4 Pathan Zaroor Hotay Hain < Jeenay Doo Zardari> |
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Ogata
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Posted: 21-Oct-2008 at 9:10am |
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Pehlay Pakistan Ki Abadi Khatarnaak Hud Se Tajawaz Kar Chuki Thi Lekin Aab KHUDKASH DHAMAKOON ki Wajha Se Kaffi Control Mai Hai ..
Farq To Parta Hai " GEO ZARDARI " |
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Ogata
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Posted: 21-Oct-2008 at 9:11am |
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2000 Mai Lipstick Kitnee Sastii Hotii Thiii :)
But Aj Tu Sab Se Farighh Brand Bhi Mehnga Ha :( Jeeenay Doo Zardari |
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Ogata
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Posted: 21-Oct-2008 at 9:12am |
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Pehle Bacho'n Ko Daily School Jana Parta Tha
Lekin Ab KhudKash Dhamake Aur Leaderz Ki Amwaat Ki Waja Se School Band Rehte Hyn . . . Farq Tou Para Hy Bache Bache Ka Naara "Geo ZARDARI" ;-> |
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Ogata
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Posted: 21-Oct-2008 at 9:15am |
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Zardari Ki Car K Neechay Ek Puppy aa K Maar Gaya .
He Told Driver To Find The Woner Of This Little Puppy To Give Compensation.. Driver Went And When He Cam BAck , He Had Alot Of Roses Arround This Neck . Zardari Surprised to see & Asked Him .. Driver Said : " Sir Mai Ne Un Logon Se Sirf Yeh Kaha Tha Ke Main President Zardari Ka Driver Hun, Kuttay Ka BAcha Mar Gya Hai .. Yeh Sun Kar Woh Nachnay Lage Aur Mere Galay Mein Haar Daal Diya " |
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eFunny
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Joined: 03-Sep-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 1161 |
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Posted: 24-Oct-2008 at 9:11pm |
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Miyan biwi ko milwa dena bohat sawaab ka kaam hai.
Aap se guzarish hai k dua karen k Allah tala Asif Ali Zardari ko jald az jald Benazir se milwa den. Shukriya |
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Rooman
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Joined: 18-Sep-2008 Location: U.A.E Online Status: Offline Posts: 683 |
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Posted: 25-Oct-2008 at 8:29pm |
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Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain. Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho. Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain. |
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Rooman
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Posted: 25-Oct-2008 at 8:32pm |
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Ek Zardari mota taza tha,
Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha. Ding Dong. Ding Dong. Zardari ne beth k socha k, Bibi ko dengy dhoka. Bibi ko marengy goli, Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong. Ding Dong. Ding Dong. Par Army bari siyani thi Or Zardari ki shamat aani thi. Par army bech se nikal gai, Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal gai, Phir Zardari ban gay naya Don Ding Dong. Ding Dong. Pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum. |
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Rooman
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Posted: 25-Oct-2008 at 8:32pm |
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Itni si baat pay dil ki darhkan hi ruk gai……..
Ik pul jo tasawur kia us k baghair jeenay ka……. Mere kareeb to aao ki bahut udaas hoon mai, |
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Rooman
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Posted: 25-Oct-2008 at 8:33pm |
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Ye kya tum sab log meri mil kar maar rahey ho?
main ne kya bigara hai tumhara? Sudhar jao warna ek ek ko jala kar raakh kar donga. Ha ha ha ha |
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Rooman
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Posted: 25-Oct-2008 at 8:33pm |
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Wife closed her leg after sex and asked: Hum apny baby ka naam kya rakhen gay?
Husband Condom utartay huye: Agar is k baad bhi hua to Zaradari rakhen gay. |
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Rooman
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Posted: 25-Oct-2008 at 8:33pm |
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Zardari ka Kutta Zardari se rooth gaya.
Jaa k ganday naalay main kood gaya. Doobtay huye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahengy. Ek ghar main 2 kuttay nahi rahengay. |
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