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Ye kya tum sab log meri mil kar maar rahey ho?
main ne kya bigara hai tumhara?
Sudhar jao warna ek ek ko jala kar raakh kar donga.

Ha ha ha ha
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Zardari asked Faraz: Tum main aur mujh main kya faraq hai?

Faraz replied: Simple....... Aap pooray mulk ki baja rahy ho or poora mulk meri baja raha hai.
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Zardari se bara nahi dunya main koi bay emaan,
Wah wah

Kuch hi dino main apni bhabhi hongi Sheeren Rehman.
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Wife closed her leg after sex and asked: Hum apny baby ka naam kya rakhen gay?

Husband Condom utartay huye: Agar is k baad bhi hua to Zaradari rakhen gay.
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Zardari ka Kutta Zardari se rooth gaya.
Jaa k ganday naalay main kood gaya.
Doobtay huye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahengy.
Ek ghar main 2 kuttay nahi rahengay.
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Na chaho kisiko itna ki uski chahat tumhari majboori ban jaye. Chaho kisi ko itna ke tumhara pyar uski ZAROORAT ban jaye!
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Zardari doodh waly ki dukaan pe gaya or kaha: Kuttay k liye ek kilo doodh de do.

Dukan wala: Yahin piyo gay ya parcel kar don?
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Arz kya hai BOMB dhamakon se is qadar ghabra chukay hain Zardari.

K Uchhal partay hain khud apna he PAAD sun kar.
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Announcement In
Zardari's Chartd Plane ...




Mr. President , We Are
About To Land.
Could Plz Put
Sherry Rehman In An
Upright Position ...
ThanQ ...
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Dil chahta hai,

Chori Karon,

Jhoot bolon.

Sharab piyon,

Rishwat khaon,

Qatal karon,

Or

Jail Jaon.

Shayad isi tarah kabhi main President of Pakistan ban jaon.
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ZardARI BaBOo & MusharaF SUndRI mE eK baAT TO coMMon Honay Ka?
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Ek Bache Ne ZARDARI Se Poocha :
AATA, CHEENI, CHAWAL Kesey Hotey Hyn ???

ZARDARI Ne Kaha: Beta WHITE Hotey Hyn !!!

Bacha: G Nahi Aaj Kal Sab BLACK Hotey Hyn ... ;-> 
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