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smspot 
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Joined: 12-Jun-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 1735 |
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 Posted: 11-Sep-2008 at 3:28pm |
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Yun Shereen Rehman se dosti achi nahi Faraz!
Bacha tera jawan hai kuch to khayal kar. |
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smspot
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Joined: 12-Jun-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 1735 |
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Posted: 14-Sep-2008 at 9:06am |
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Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain. Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho. Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain. 
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eFunny
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Joined: 03-Sep-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 1161 |
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Posted: 17-Sep-2008 at 4:56pm |
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Ek Zardari mota taza tha,
Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha. Ding Dong. Ding Dong. Zardari ne beth k socha k, Bibi ko dengy dhoka. Bibi ko marengy goli, Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong. Ding Dong. Ding Dong. Par Army bari siyani thi Or Zardari ki shamat aani thi. Par army bech se nikal gai, Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal gai, Phir Zardari ban gay naya Don Ding Dong. Ding Dong. Pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum. |
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Rooman
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Joined: 18-Sep-2008 Location: U.A.E Online Status: Offline Posts: 683 |
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Posted: 21-Sep-2008 at 7:00pm |
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Kitne jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jati hai, pyas bujhti nahi ki barsat guzar jati hai. “Apni yaado se kehdo ki yu na aaya kare, neend aati nahi aur raat guzar jati hai”.
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Rooman
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Joined: 18-Sep-2008 Location: U.A.E Online Status: Offline Posts: 683 |
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Posted: 21-Sep-2008 at 7:58pm |
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Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste
pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha...
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Barry
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Joined: 22-Sep-2008 Location: U.S Online Status: Offline Posts: 3 |
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Posted: 22-Sep-2008 at 6:19pm |
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Ab main karonga mara mari,
Mera Naam hai Zardari, Maine pehle apna sala mara, Phir apni bivi mari, Ab hai poori qoam ki bari, Dil khol k lotonga, Qoam ki raqam sari ki sari, Mera Naam hai Zardari, Zulm or loota mari main par jayegi, Ab PPP sari ki sari, Q k Mera naam hai Zardari. |
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Rooman
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Joined: 18-Sep-2008 Location: U.A.E Online Status: Offline Posts: 683 |
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Posted: 23-Sep-2008 at 8:14pm |
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Uthetay hai jab ye haath dua ko,
Rab se tere liye hi faryaad karte hai, Tum humain bhula bhi do to kya, Hum to tumhe har pal yaad karte hai. |
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Rooman
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Joined: 18-Sep-2008 Location: U.A.E Online Status: Offline Posts: 683 |
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Posted: 23-Sep-2008 at 8:14pm |
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Itni si baat pay dil ki darhkan hi ruk gai........
Ik pul jo tasawur kia us k baghair jeenay ka....... Mere kareeb to aao ki bahut udaas hoon mai, koi kahani sunao ki bahut udaas hoon mai, kisi bhi jhoote dilaase se dil ko behlao to sahi, bus aaj toot ke chaho ki bahut udaas hoon mai. |
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Rooman
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Joined: 18-Sep-2008 Location: U.A.E Online Status: Offline Posts: 683 |
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Posted: 23-Sep-2008 at 8:15pm |
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Itni si baat pay dil ki darhkan hi ruk gai........
Ik pul jo tasawur kia us k baghair jeenay ka....... |
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Rooman
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Joined: 18-Sep-2008 Location: U.A.E Online Status: Offline Posts: 683 |
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Posted: 23-Sep-2008 at 8:15pm |
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Pathar ki hai duniya jazbaat nahi smjti
Dil me kya hai baat, woh baat nahi smjti Tanha to chand bhi hai sitaro k beech magar Chand ka dard yeh raat nahi samjti. |
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Rooman
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Joined: 18-Sep-2008 Location: U.A.E Online Status: Offline Posts: 683 |
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Posted: 23-Sep-2008 at 8:15pm |
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Kabhi aansoo kabhi Khushi dekhi
humne majboori aur bekasi dekhi Chand lamhaat jeene ke liye bechke apni zindagi dekhi Andhere agar ghir aaye ho tere pehloo mai raushni dekhi Teri naraazgi ko kya samjhein humne khud apni bebasi dekhi |
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Samreen
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Joined: 17-Sep-2008 Location: Lahore Pakistan Online Status: Offline Posts: 5 |
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Posted: 24-Sep-2008 at 11:37am |
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Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan, Mulk ko bana do Qabristan, Khatam karo musalman, Dollar hai apna Eman, Or Bush hai Abba jaan. |
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