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FunnysmsPR
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Joined: 03-Sep-2009 Location: Pakistan Online Status: Offline Posts: 179 |
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Posted: 07-Sep-2009 at 7:33pm |
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Scratch & Win
lllllllllllll lllllllllli llllllllri lllllari lllardri "Z@rdri" Mubarik Ho aapka KUTTA Nikla Hai. |
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Joined: 09-Sep-2009 Location: Servers Online Status: Offline Posts: 71 |
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Posted: 09-Sep-2009 at 7:12am |
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SMS Packages band hony per 4 log bohat khush hongay.
Socho Kon? . . . . . 1. Faraz 2. Pathan 3. Sardar 4. Aap Samajh To Gaye Hongay. :-) |
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spiderman
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Posted: 09-Sep-2009 at 2:50pm |
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Smile to Old means Respect.
Smile to Child means Innocence. Smile to Friend means Care. Smile in front of Mobile means a Mental Case. Still Smiling... Confirmed! ;-) |
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eFunnySMS
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Posted: 13-Oct-2009 at 11:23am |
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Cheel Urri...
Kawwa Urra... Maina Urri... KUTTA Urra... Is Baar Pata Nahi Konse Mulk K Liye Urra hai... Wese Samajh To Gaye Hongay Aap. :-) |
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Dcetian
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Posted: 19-Oct-2009 at 4:44pm |
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Tell name of the DOG who sucks people’s blood & is lover of money, who’s name starts with Z?
. . . . . . . ZANTAIER, found in S.AFRICA BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK;-) |
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eFunnySMS
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Posted: 24-Oct-2009 at 8:32pm |
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Headmaster: Aap Bacho Ko Bheek Maangna Q sikha rahe Hain?
. Teacher: Shayed In Bacho Mein Se b Koi Pakistan Ka Sadar Ban Jaaye… ;-> samj tu gaye hoge papu.. =P |
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Mohsin Z
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Posted: 29-Oct-2009 at 8:32am |
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Teacher: Woh koun sa event tha jo na hota to aj "KARACHI" khush hall hota... ?
Student: Ainak Waly Kuttay K Abbu ki maa ki shadi... ;-) |
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Yasir
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Posted: 05-Nov-2009 at 7:34am |
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Musharaf Ki Car K Neechay Ek Puppy aa K Maar Gaya .
He Told Driver To Find The Woner Of This Little Puppy To Give Compensation.. Driver Went And When He Cam BAck , He Had Alot Of Roses Arround This Neck . Musharaf Surprised to see & Asked Him .. Driver Said : " Sir Mai Ne Un Logon Se Sirf Yeh Kaha Tha Ke Main President Musharaf Ka Driver Hun , Kuttay Ka BAcha Mar Gya Hai .. Yeh Sun Kar Woh Nachnay Lage Aur Mere Galay Mein Haar Daal Diya " |
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Sam33r
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Posted: 14-Nov-2009 at 9:31am |
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Breaking News:
President Zardari Announces. 20Kg Sugar As Reward for Umar Akmal and 5Kg for Every Player of the Cricket Team. For Their Good Performance. :-) |
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smspot
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Posted: 16-Nov-2009 at 1:18pm |
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Breaking News:
SMS Facility Khatam Karne K Liye Ijlaas Jari Hai. Ijlaas Main Shamil Hain. . . Faraz Pathan Sardar Aur "Ek Doggy" Sssshh.. Han Wohi Moonchon Wala. :-) |
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iBuddy
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Posted: 21-Nov-2009 at 7:41am |
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Voting Is Must:
Nargis Ziyada Besharam Hai Ya Zard@ri? If Nargis Then Add 1 into "N" And If Zard@ri Then Add 1 into "Z" N = 24 Z = 98585937 Add Kar K Fwd Karo. |
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Posted: 21-Nov-2009 at 8:05am |
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"Yaad rakho"
Talaaq kisi maslay ka hal nahi hai. . . Agar Bivi se ikhtalaaf ho to uss ko "QATAL" karwa do! (Allama Asif Ali Zardari) BOOK: (Asool e Beghairti ) |
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