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  Quote FunnysmsPR Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07-Sep-2009 at 7:33pm
Scratch & Win


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lllllari


lllardri


"Z@rdri"


Mubarik Ho aapka KUTTA Nikla Hai.
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  Quote Hosting Coupons Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09-Sep-2009 at 7:12am
SMS Packages band hony per 4 log bohat khush hongay.

Socho Kon?

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1. Faraz


2. Pathan


3. Sardar


4. Aap Samajh To Gaye Hongay. :-)
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  Quote spiderman Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09-Sep-2009 at 2:50pm
Smile to Old means Respect.

Smile to Child means Innocence.

Smile to Friend means Care.

Smile in front of Mobile means a Mental Case.

Still Smiling...

Confirmed! ;-)
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  Quote eFunnySMS Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13-Oct-2009 at 11:23am
Cheel Urri...


Kawwa Urra...


Maina Urri...


KUTTA Urra...

Is Baar Pata Nahi Konse Mulk K Liye Urra hai...

Wese Samajh To Gaye Hongay Aap. :-)
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  Quote Dcetian Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19-Oct-2009 at 4:44pm
Tell name of the DOG who sucks people’s blood & is lover of money, who’s name starts with Z?
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ZANTAIER, found in S.AFRICA

BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK;-)
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  Quote eFunnySMS Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24-Oct-2009 at 8:32pm
Headmaster: Aap Bacho Ko Bheek Maangna Q sikha rahe Hain?
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Teacher: Shayed In Bacho Mein Se b Koi
Pakistan Ka Sadar Ban Jaaye… ;->
samj tu gaye hoge papu.. =P
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  Quote Mohsin Z Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29-Oct-2009 at 8:32am
Teacher: Woh koun sa event tha jo na hota to aj "KARACHI" khush hall hota... ?




Student:
Ainak Waly Kuttay K Abbu ki maa ki shadi... ;-)
Mohsin
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  Quote Yasir Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05-Nov-2009 at 7:34am
Musharaf Ki Car K Neechay Ek Puppy aa K Maar Gaya .

He Told Driver To Find The Woner Of This Little Puppy To Give Compensation..

Driver Went And When He Cam BAck , He Had Alot Of Roses Arround This Neck .

Musharaf Surprised to see & Asked Him ..

Driver Said : " Sir Mai Ne Un Logon Se Sirf Yeh Kaha Tha Ke Main President Musharaf Ka Driver Hun ,

Kuttay Ka BAcha Mar Gya Hai ..

Yeh Sun Kar Woh Nachnay Lage Aur

Mere Galay Mein Haar Daal Diya "
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Breaking News:


President Zardari Announces.



20Kg Sugar As Reward for Umar Akmal and


5Kg for Every Player of the Cricket Team.

For Their Good Performance. :-)
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  Quote smspot Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16-Nov-2009 at 1:18pm
Breaking News:

SMS Facility Khatam Karne K Liye Ijlaas Jari Hai.

Ijlaas Main Shamil Hain.

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Faraz
Pathan
Sardar

Aur

"Ek Doggy"
Sssshh.. Han Wohi Moonchon Wala. :-)
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  Quote iBuddy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21-Nov-2009 at 7:41am
Voting Is Must:

Nargis Ziyada Besharam Hai Ya Zard@ri?

If Nargis Then Add 1 into "N"

And

If Zard@ri Then Add 1 into "Z"



N = 24
Z = 98585937

Add Kar K Fwd Karo.
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  Quote iBuddy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21-Nov-2009 at 8:05am
"Yaad rakho"

Talaaq kisi maslay ka hal nahi hai.

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Agar Bivi se ikhtalaaf ho to uss ko "QATAL" karwa do!

(Allama Asif Ali Zardari)
BOOK: (Asool e Beghairti )
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