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 Topic: Asif Ali Zardari Funny SMS and JokesPosted: 10-Sep-2008 at 8:31am |
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2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.
Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon. Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya. Kisi ne pucha. "Kyon Maar Diya?" Usne maayusi se jawab diya. Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai. |
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Posted: 10-Sep-2008 at 8:34am |
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Ab Full Corruption ki Bari hai,
Kyon k ab Daur-e-Zardari hai, Ab lootna maal Sarkari hai, Kyon k ab Daur-e-Zardari hai, A aapki Izzat aapki apni Zummedari hai, Kyon k Izzat ka shikari Asif Ali Zardari hai, Ab tabaahi Qismat hamari hai, Kyon k ab "Nawaz Shareef" ka Bhai Zardari hai. |
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Posted: 10-Sep-2008 at 8:36am |
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20, 25 dinon mian Logon ne Ahmed Faraz ko itna yaad kya k woh Khuda ko pyaray ho gaye.
. . . . . Ab sab se guzarish hai k woh ZARDARI ko yaad keren. Takay mulk se ye bojh kam ho. |
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Posted: 10-Sep-2008 at 8:37am |
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New Qaumi Tarana
Zardari ki zameen shad bad, Bijli aaye 8 ghantay baad, Tu nishan-e-Curruption Aalishan, Arz-e-Zardaristan, Shad Baad Sindh rahy Aabad, Zardari ki Zameen ka Nizam, Aatay, Gas, Bijli ka Bohraan, Qaum Mulk Sab Gharaq, Nawaz, Wakeel Painda-Tabinda baad, Benazir dunya se farar, Parchamay sitara-o-Halal, Khoon main ranga sara saal, Bhool apna mazi shan-e-Haal, Jan-e-Istaqlal, Saye-e-America, Sar pe Sawar! |
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Posted: 10-Sep-2008 at 8:38am |
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*Dhamaka Sale*
Buy Pakistan get Kashmir Free! 50% Discount for USA, Saudia and UK. Plz contact Asif Ali Zardari. Commission 10% Website: www.zardari-dalal.com |
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Posted: 10-Sep-2008 at 8:41am |
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Ba Adab
Ba Mulahiza Hoshiyar Beghairat-e-Azam Badshah-e-Kanjaran Zaleel-ul-Mulk Shahenshah-e-Jooa Sardar-e-Haraami Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain. |
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Posted: 10-Sep-2008 at 8:41am |
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Film: Aao Bardbaad Keren.
Hero: Asif Ali Zardari Heroine: Fehmida Mirza Villain: Shareef Family Scripted in: Dubai Shooted in: Pakistan Music by: Altaf Bhai Action By: Pak Army Suspence By: Chief Justice Charactor Actor: Amin Fahim Friendly Appearance: Saudi King Comedian: Sheikh Rashid Supporting Actor: Maulana Fazal-ur-Rehman Charactorless Actors: Choudhries Dancers: Sheeren Rehman, Kashmala Tariq, Sumaira Malik Financed By: Poor People of Pakistan. |
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Posted: 10-Sep-2008 at 8:43am |
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Zardar Celebrating His Victory Singing.....
Bachna Aye Ghareebo'n Lo main Aa gaya Fasaad ka Aashiq Aman ka Dushman Apni Ada hai Bibi se juda... Hey Ho... |
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Posted: 10-Sep-2008 at 10:52am |
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Pehlay kaha Monday ko Holiday.
Phir kaha Monday ko Holiday ki Zaroorat he kya hai. Dhokay Baaz President ka Pehla Dhoka Mubarak ho. |
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Posted: 10-Sep-2008 at 10:55am |
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Masha Allah Aaj 8th Roza hai Sehri aur Iftaari main,
Aur Her Namaz k baad dil se Dua karen. . . . . . Ya Allah Asif Ali Zardari ko Benazir se milwa de. Aameen |
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Posted: 11-Sep-2008 at 3:25pm |
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Jin: Kia Hukum hai mere aaqa?
Sardar: Saari dunya main jitni bhi dolat hai, woh mere account main daal do. Jin: Bakwaas na karo main Jin hon Zardari nahi. |
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Posted: 11-Sep-2008 at 3:27pm |
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Ek he saff main khary ho gaye zardari aur Nawaz...
Na rahi BiBi aur Na He Ahmed Faraz! |
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