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cdt11995 
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Joined: 27-Nov-2007 Online Status: Offline Posts: 20 |
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 Topic: New Urdu Adult jokesPosted: 29-Nov-2007 at 3:49pm |
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Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!! |
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There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning.
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cdt11995
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Posted: 29-Nov-2007 at 3:51pm |
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work" Boss SMS back: "When I am sick I kiss my wife try it" 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: "Me ok, ur wife very sweet" |
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cdt11995
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Posted: 29-Nov-2007 at 3:53pm |
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I saw something in the shop window today. it was beautiful, stunning, sexy and cute. i wanted to buy it for you but i realised it was my reflection.
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Faraz
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Joined: 03-Dec-2007 Location: Gulshane-Hadeed Online Status: Offline Posts: 121 |
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Posted: 03-Dec-2007 at 9:23am |
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Mom 2 kid: Jo bachy angutha choostay hain, unka pait phool jata hai,
Ek din bache ne ek pregnant aunty ko dekha aur kaha, Mujhe pata hai k tum kya chosti ho...... |
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Faraz
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Posted: 03-Dec-2007 at 9:25am |
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Her lamha ek khayal,
Her khayal ek sawal, Her sawal ek jawab, Her jawab 1 umeed, Har umeed 1 sapna, Har sapna ek armaan, Her armaan ek yaad Her yaad main sirf AAP. |
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Fayyaz
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Joined: 03-Dec-2007 Location: G.H Online Status: Offline Posts: 10 |
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Posted: 03-Dec-2007 at 9:35am |
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Ooh!
Aah! Aao! OeI! UfF! IE!! YES! Ya! Oh yaah! Ooh! Oauch! OOf! Hmm! Aah! SMS parh rahe ho ya MASKHARI ker rahe ho? |
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Fayyaz
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Posted: 03-Dec-2007 at 9:37am |
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4 saal ka bacha aur bachi tub main naha rahe thay
Bachi asked: kya main teri nunu pakar lun? Boy replied: Pagal apni to tor di, ab meri bhi toray gi kya? |
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Wahaj
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Joined: 03-Dec-2007 Location: City of Lights Online Status: Offline Posts: 10 |
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Posted: 03-Dec-2007 at 10:00am |
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11 girls ask the fruit seller to give 11 bananas.
Fruit Seller: I will not sell less than 12 bananas. 1 girl said: Le le yaar ek kha len gay. |
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Wahaj
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Posted: 03-Dec-2007 at 10:01am |
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Women's tennis is more complicated to watch because in every shot,
3 balls bounce and you are in confusion, Which ball to see............? |
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Wahaj
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Posted: 03-Dec-2007 at 10:03am |
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Aby oye main tujhe pehchan gaya,
tu wohi hai na? Jo apne ch**tar ka X-ray le ker bus main bheek mangta hai, aur bolta hai, k mere dil main soorakh hai. |
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iBuddy
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Posted: 02-Jan-2008 at 7:46pm |
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What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip and when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
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iBuddy
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Posted: 02-Jan-2008 at 7:46pm |
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When u don't know
whether to luv or hate, when u r in confused state, don't feel and
don't debate, just sit alone & ...... MASTURBATE
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