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Krish 
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Joined: 11-Dec-2007 Location: IND Online Status: Offline Posts: 59 |
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 Topic: Santa Banta SMS and JokesPosted: 20-Jun-2008 at 7:25am |
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Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name
from NASA to SATYANASA |
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Krish
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Joined: 11-Dec-2007 Location: IND Online Status: Offline Posts: 59 |
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Posted: 20-Jun-2008 at 7:25am |
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Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe
ghoom rahi thi... Jeeto: Koun si film thi ? Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi ! |
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Krish
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Joined: 11-Dec-2007 Location: IND Online Status: Offline Posts: 59 |
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Posted: 20-Jun-2008 at 7:26am |
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Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye. |
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Dodma
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Joined: 19-Jun-2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: 194 |
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Posted: 29-Jun-2009 at 8:23am |
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Q: Ghairat kia hai..?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? A: Ghairat wo cheez hai jo agar ap ko aa jaye to mera inbox kabhi bhi khali na rahey... =P ;-> |
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Bing
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Joined: 15-Jun-2009 Location: U.K Online Status: Offline Posts: 648 |
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Posted: 24-Aug-2009 at 8:11pm |
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Banta : Biwi Se Larayi Khatam Hoi?
Santa : Gutne Taik Ke Mere Pass Ayi Thi. Banta : Uss Ne Gutne Taik Ke Kia Kaha? Santa : Yehi Ke Bed Ke Nichey Se Nikal Aao Kuch Nahi Kahoon Gi. |
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eFunny
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Joined: 03-Sep-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 1161 |
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Posted: 26-Aug-2009 at 7:45pm |
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Santa: Yaar Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai,
Ladke Mar ke Bhoot Ban Jate Hain. . Banta: Aur Ladkiyan? . . . . . Santa: Chudail Ki Chudail rahti hai... |
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iBuddy
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Joined: 18-Dec-2007 Online Status: Offline Posts: 129 |
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Posted: 03-Dec-2009 at 12:19pm |
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Santa: How can you Stop Barking our Dog in our Backyard?
. . . Banta: That's Easy!!! The answer is put it in Front Yard!. :-) |
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