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dapper 
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Joined: 19-Nov-2007 Location: Pakistan Online Status: Offline Posts: 55 |
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 Topic: Very funny Adult SMS and JokesPosted: 28-Nov-2007 at 1:09pm |
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>> Nasibo Lal new song..
Picho lagya na kar meri jan sajna,ago hel janda a pora saman sajana..picho lagdey nai musalman sajna menu lagna tu ha koi pathan sajna. >> yeh dekheye rosy key (.)(.)
lagthe hain mote mote boo boo
nikalta hai iss main see doo doo
kyunke yeh hai rosy ke (.)(.)
>> Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs. Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..? Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha. >> Love is like a "PENT" But friendship is like a "CHADDI", bcoz "PENT" phaat bhee jaee to "CHADDI" Izzat bacha leti hai.. So thanks for being my "Chaddi"
>> 1 Doctor Mareez k peechay bhaag raha tha..Logon ne poocha Kya hua?
Doctor: 4 baar aisa hua hai..SALA khatnay karwanay aata hai aur baal saaf karwa k bhaag jata hai.
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StillVirgin
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Joined: 29-Nov-2007 Location: USA Online Status: Offline Posts: 10 |
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Posted: 29-Nov-2007 at 12:10pm |
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Lalloo ji ek bar sonia gandhi k ghar jate hain..............
aur sochte hain ki sonia madam ko impress kaise kiya jaye.....woh sochten hai english mein baat karke imprees kar lunga..... to woh unke gardern mein ghoom rahe hote hai ...........tabhi unko.......... ek gadha aur ek billi ..........dikhti hai........... tabhi soniya aajati hai............aur lallo ji kehte hai.... madam ur ASS is gud but ur PUSSY IS MIND BLOWING....... 
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StillVirgin
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Posted: 29-Nov-2007 at 12:11pm |
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A BOY AND A GIRL WATCHING MOVIE IN A THEATER , SUDDENLY A MOSQUITO ENTER IN GIRL'S SKIRT,...
THINK WHERE IT BYTS !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! U DIRTY MIND.................................... UR THINK IS WRONG ........................... * * * * * * IT BITES at BOY'S HAND. |
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StillVirgin
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Posted: 29-Nov-2007 at 12:13pm |
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Girl: mother jony asked me to climb the tree
Mother: u fool he wanted to see ur panty Girl:but mother i fooled him i had removed my panties before climbing |
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StillVirgin
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Posted: 29-Nov-2007 at 12:16pm |
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What is it that cows have 4 but girls have only 2.
You have a dirty mind. Legs. |
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StillVirgin
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Posted: 29-Nov-2007 at 12:19pm |
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Jab Mallika Sherawat maregi to uske kabr ke kya likha hoga?
Pehli baar akeli soyi Hai! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
A mother is tryin 2 make her son go 2 sleep
Mom : Beta so jao nahi toh Gabbar ajayega Beta : Chalo Rs. 100 nikalo Mom : Kyun ?? Beta : Nahin diya to Dad ko bata dunga ke mere sone ke baad Gabbar aata hai !!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Bacho Ki Wajah : Suna Hia Car Mein Aage Wali Seat Per Bacho Ki Wajah se Haadse Hote Hain Aur Peche Wali Seat Per Haadso Ki Wajah Se Bache Hote Hain |
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SantaBanta
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Joined: 25-Oct-2007 Online Status: Offline Posts: 198 |
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Posted: 06-Dec-2007 at 8:34am |
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dOOR gaon, main jab
maan baap sotay nahi they, to bacha kehta hai, so ja bapu so ja. warna ek aur ho jayega. |
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Nancy
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Joined: 14-Dec-2007 Online Status: Offline Posts: 11 |
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Posted: 14-Dec-2007 at 12:15pm |
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nice adulties.
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SafeGuard
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Posted: 14-Dec-2007 at 6:52pm |
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8 years boy caught in RAPE case. Lady lawyer holds his penis & says UR HONOUR see him, can he RAPE?
silently: HILA MAT WARNA CASE HAAR JAYEGI |
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SafeGuard
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Posted: 14-Dec-2007 at 6:52pm |
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Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane ke liye msg to karega nahin. Common sense ki baat hai
ke tere ko GUD Night bolne ka hai! Chal ludak le.. Maine kaha "Dil Ruba" Usne kaha balance bhijwa Maine kaha "Paise Nahi" Usne kaha "Kaise nahi" Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai" Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha HAMARI DOSTI RAYMOND JAISI NAHIN... SINCE 1925 , PEPSI JAISI BHI NAHIN , KE YE DIL MAANGE MORE... YE HOGI L.I.C. JAISI , JINDAGI KE SAATH BHI , JINDAGI KE BAAD BHI.... |
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SafeGuard
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Posted: 14-Dec-2007 at 6:53pm |
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boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ....girl says ye to ho hi nahi sakta....boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay ki .... girl says ok....boy kissed girl titely....girl says tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai .....boy say ye loo 20 rupay |
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Rahul
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Joined: 14-Dec-2007 Location: INDIA Online Status: Offline Posts: 24 |
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Posted: 14-Dec-2007 at 7:26pm |
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A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishtaafter a month he got a letter "mian sahib" iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein.
Ramlal, Bagwan say.Bahgwan mujhy dukh de,dard de,tension de, mujay pagal banady mery pachey kutty laga de.Bahgwan bat kat ker aby sale ek line mein kiyon nahee bolta tuj ko biwi chaie. Secretary to Boss : sir aap mujhay 500 rupey day sakte hein main aapko kal dey doongi?Boss : yeh lo 1000 Rupay, abhi dey do ;) Subjiwala: madam ye 500 kanote blouse se nikala hai kya?Madam: hann par kaise laga?Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muhabhi bhi khula hua hai! Husband touched boobs andsung: Piyo glass full doodh,wonderful doodh.Immediately wife touchedhis penis n said: Thandamatlab CHOTA COKE! a man wanted sex from his wife, and a wife refused and said that she was tired and gave her husband 50bucks and said go buy from prostitutes.he came back and wife asked where did u buy from?the husband said i bought from maNKOSI,the wife said yeses!!maNKOSI is greedy why I give her husband 4 free!! |
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