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smspot 
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Joined: 12-Jun-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 1735 |
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 Posted: 02-May-2009 at 7:37am |
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1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai,
woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka, guess kion? because wo sari raat fre brigade walon ko miss calls marta raha. |
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smspot
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Joined: 12-Jun-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 1735 |
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Posted: 02-May-2009 at 7:37am |
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1 memon road se guzar raha tha,
achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya aur zoor se chillaya, kameenaay log poti b aesi kartai hen jaisay koi samoosa para ho.. |
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smspot
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Joined: 12-Jun-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 1735 |
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Posted: 02-May-2009 at 7:37am |
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1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi. Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari, Memon ne phir khoon dia. Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye, Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di? Arbi:Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:) |
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smspot
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Joined: 12-Jun-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 1735 |
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Posted: 02-May-2009 at 7:38am |
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1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay. Wo foran kitchen me gaya or apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or bola,“1 banday ka nashta kam banana. |
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smspot
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Joined: 12-Jun-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 1735 |
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Posted: 02-May-2009 at 7:40am |
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Aaj Titanic Ki 98th Aniversary Hai
So Please Sub Pyar Karne Walon Se Request Hai K “DOOB” Kar Marr Jayen…. |
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smspot
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Joined: 12-Jun-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 1735 |
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Posted: 02-May-2009 at 7:40am |
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Eik Memmon Khali Katorey Main
Roti Daba Kar Kha Raha Tha Waiter Ne Deka Tu Poucha Ap Yah Kia Kar Rahey Hian Memon Ne Jawab Diya Main Maths Ka Teacher Hoon Or Dall Suppose Kar Kay Kharaha Hoon |
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smspot
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Joined: 12-Jun-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 1735 |
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Posted: 26-May-2009 at 3:33pm |
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1 Memon Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka.
Aur Us main 85 daal kar Mobile ka Card Load kar leta hai. B.V: Ye kya? Memon: Sadqa Gharib Govt ko gaya Balance meray Paas aagay. :-) |
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smspot
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Joined: 12-Jun-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 1735 |
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Posted: 31-May-2009 at 9:24am |
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Hamen to Apno ne luta,
Gheron main kahan Dam tha, Meri Haddiyaan whan Toti jhan Hospital band tha, Mujhey jis Ambulanc Main dala uska Petrol Kam tha, Mujhey Rakshey main isliye bithaya Q k uska Karaya Kam tha, Mujhey Doctr ne Uthaya Nars main kahan DAM tha, Mujhey jis BED par Litaya us k Nichey"BUM"tha |
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Bing
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Joined: 15-Jun-2009 Location: U.K Online Status: Offline Posts: 648 |
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Posted: 01-Jul-2009 at 5:40am |
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Memon apne bachon se: Jo jo raat ka khana nahi khaaye ga usay 10 rupay milen ge.
Sub bachay 10, 10 rupay ley kar so gaye.... Subha uth kar memon bola: Jo 10 rupay de ga us ko nashta mile ga. |
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XUXU XAXA
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Joined: 27-Nov-2007 Location: U.K Online Status: Offline Posts: 713 |
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Posted: 06-Jul-2009 at 7:35pm |
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very nice memeon jokes. thanks for sharing.
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Bing
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Joined: 15-Jun-2009 Location: U.K Online Status: Offline Posts: 648 |
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Posted: 08-Oct-2009 at 2:53pm |
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Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,, . . . . wajah kya thi..?? . . . wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k khana kon mangway ga? |
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Sam33r
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Joined: 14-Nov-2009 Location: Hyderabad Online Status: Offline Posts: 288 |
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Posted: 14-Nov-2009 at 7:27am |
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"A Memon Movie"
Hero: Iqbalia Heroin: Jaibun Vilain: Jakaria Scene: Vilain Heroin ko utha kar le ja raha hai, Aur Woh Chilla Rahi Hai. "Meekay Bachaa Iqbalia, Meekay Bacha!" Iqbalia: Jaibun! Aaon Nai Achi Sagnu, Dukan Te Rush Lagelo Aahe! :-) |
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