Funny SMS Homepage Funny SMS Forum - Read and post best collection of free latest sms / love sms / Text Messages [ new sms / Funny sms / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult sms jokes] in Urdu, Hindi & English SMS, jokes and humorous stories to the internets most powerful Joke forum and Register to Post. The best Funny SMS Forum that can make you Laugh!
Funny SMS >> Forum Home Forum Home >> SMS Messages Section >> Hindi Funny SMS and Jokes
  New Posts New Posts RSS Feed: 5 Facts in the World
  FAQ FAQ  Forum Search   Register Register  Login Login


5 Facts in the World

 Post Reply Post Reply
Author
Message Reverse Sort Order
Adultoo View Drop Down
Active Newbie
Active Newbie
Avatar

Joined: 10-Feb-2009
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 23
  Quote Adultoo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Topic: 5 Facts in the World
    Posted: 13-Jan-2010 at 10:56am
1 mandir mai buri niyat walay gayab ho jatay thay.

Amitab gaya wo gayab,
Emraan hashmi gaya wo ghayab,
Shahrukh gaya wo gayab

magar
jab
KATRINA gayi
tou
BHAGWAN ghayab;-)
Back to Top
mindblaster View Drop Down
Active Member
Active Member


Joined: 25-Dec-2008
Location: Sukkur
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 137
  Quote mindblaster Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06-Sep-2009 at 8:58am
NaManzoor!
NaManzoor!

Mobile Companies ka ek naya Drama!
"01-Sept-2009"
Se Balance Inquiry pe 12 Paisa Tax Lagu Hoga.

Tamam Customers se Iltamaas hai k ek ho jaen.
Aur Is SMS ko ehtijaaj k tor per itna phelaen k tamam companies apny is qadam ko wapas lene pe majboor hojaye.

Plz Spread It.
Back to Top
Bing View Drop Down
Groupie
Groupie
Avatar

Joined: 15-Jun-2009
Location: U.K
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 648
  Quote Bing Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 31-Jul-2009 at 7:28am
Dhup me Saya_e_diwar zruri to nai
Tere baad koi or pyar zruri to nai
Jeet lenge tujhe ek din dunya se,
Hr dafaa ho hmari haar zruri to nai.
Alone Prince
Back to Top
Rooman View Drop Down
Groupie
Groupie
Avatar

Joined: 18-Sep-2008
Location: U.A.E
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 683
  Quote Rooman Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21-Sep-2008 at 9:29pm
karm karo ya sitm karo hum gilla nahin karte.magar hum jaisa log dubara milla nahin karte.mila do hak mein hum ko magar itna khayal karna. hum jaisa log dubara milla nahin karte
Back to Top
Rauf Khan View Drop Down
Active Newbie
Active Newbie
Avatar

Joined: 27-May-2008
Location: Karachi
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 10
  Quote Rauf Khan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27-May-2008 at 5:12pm
Agar dum hai to is sawal ka jawab do YES or NO main de ker dikhao.

Kya aap per pagal pan k doray parne band ho gay?

Please Reply because i am worried about you.
Back to Top
Khanzada View Drop Down
Active Newbie
Active Newbie


Joined: 10-Jan-2008
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 28
  Quote Khanzada Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20-May-2008 at 2:30pm
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
Good and evil, right and wrong were invented for the ordinary average man, the inferior man, because he needs them.

Sardarji SMS
Back to Top
Inventory View Drop Down
Active Newbie
Active Newbie
Avatar

Joined: 15-May-2008
Location: India
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 26
  Quote Inventory Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20-May-2008 at 2:03pm
Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!
Main usko bholoon NASIR! Kaisi baatain karty ho,
Soorat to phir soorat hai woh naam bhi piara lagta hai...

Santa Banta SMS
Back to Top
XUXU XAXA View Drop Down
Groupie
Groupie
Avatar

Joined: 27-Nov-2007
Location: U.K
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 713
  Quote XUXU XAXA Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17-May-2008 at 7:37pm
5 FACTS IN THE WORLD.....!! !




















Fact 1: You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.






































Fact 2 : After reading the first fact, all fools try it.






































Fact 3: Fact 1 is false ha ha ha ha ha....!


































Fact 4: Now you are laughing... bcoz you became a fool!!!





























Fact 5: You are going to forward this now coz you don't wanna be the only fool. He he he he he



...
Back to Top
 Post Reply Post Reply




Forum Jump Forum Permissions View Drop Down



This page was generated in 0.203 seconds.
Online Making Money Techniques
Adult SMS Jokes | ASCII SMS | Birthday SMS | Break Up SMS / Shairy | Cool Jokes | Decent SMS Jokes | Double Meaning SMS | English Funny SMS | English Love SMS | Family SMS-Jokes | Faraz Ahmed Shairy | Flirt SMS | Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS | Good Luck SMS | Good Morning SMS | Good Night SMS | Greetings SMS | Hindi Funny SMS | Islamic SMS | Kiss SMS | Load Shedding SMS | Mazahiya Shayari | Missing You SMS | Bewafa SMS / Shayari | Urdu Poetry SMS | Motivational Quotes | New-Latest SMS | Pathan Jokes | Rainy Day / Barish SMS | Sad Poetry SMS | Santa Banta Jokes | Sardar Ji SMS | Send Me SMS | Sorry SMS Jokes | Student SMS Jokes | Urdu Friendship SMS | Urdu Funny SMS | Urdu Love SMS | Urdu Text Insults |
Youtube Videos Directory | Urdu Community | Mobile Numbers | Funny Jokes | Funny Videos | Videos Online | Urdu Funny SMS | Best Funny SMS | Online Flash Games | Imran Series | Mobile Stuff | Wallpapers | Electronics Glossary | Free Books | Ariese | Mobile Softwares | Free Website Submission | Submit Game Cheats | Free Information | Windows Web Hosting | Tech, SEO, Health, Computer, Internet News