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XUXU XAXA 
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Joined: 27-Nov-2007 Location: U.K Online Status: Offline Posts: 713 |
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 Posted: 13-May-2008 at 7:39pm |
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Khuda ne jab aapko banaya hoga,
Suroor sa chaya ho ga, Socha ho ga k Jannat main rakhon, Phir usay ZOO ka khayal aaya hoga. |
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XUXU XAXA
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Joined: 27-Nov-2007 Location: U.K Online Status: Offline Posts: 713 |
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Posted: 13-May-2008 at 7:41pm |
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"Talking once with a genius is equal to the knowledge of reading books for one month."
This is Chinese proverb.... So feel free to contact me any time. |
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XUXU XAXA
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Joined: 27-Nov-2007 Location: U.K Online Status: Offline Posts: 713 |
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Posted: 13-May-2008 at 7:42pm |
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Last night I had a dream....
I was talking to angel... I asked him "Why I have a friend like you?" He replied: Sab teray gunahon ki saza hai. |
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XUXU XAXA
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Joined: 27-Nov-2007 Location: U.K Online Status: Offline Posts: 713 |
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Posted: 13-May-2008 at 7:44pm |
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Na koi msg....
Na koi call..... Hum bhi hain bohat Hairaan.... Kitnay busy huye Shaitaan. |
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XUXU XAXA
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Joined: 27-Nov-2007 Location: U.K Online Status: Offline Posts: 713 |
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Posted: 13-May-2008 at 7:46pm |
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Shukriya!
Hai Aqalmand or Sweet Wala Bhejnay Msg Ye Or Hon Jaahil Or Bewakoof Wala Parhnay Msg Ulta Main k Hun Karta Iqraar Halfia Main Ab please neechey se Ooper parhain. |
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joji
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Joined: 02-May-2008 Location: GUMBAT Online Status: Offline Posts: 179 |
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Posted: 18-May-2008 at 2:26pm |
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Aik gadhe ne apne malik se kaha: Main School main parhna chahta hon,
Malik ne uska admission kerwa diya. Us gadhay ne itna parha itha parha k aaj woh Malik ka SMS parh raha hai. |
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joji
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Joined: 02-May-2008 Location: GUMBAT Online Status: Offline Posts: 179 |
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Posted: 19-May-2008 at 5:51pm |
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Alert News:
Aaj ka Temperature 44 Degree Centigrade rehne ka imkaan hai. Is liye apne dimagh pe Ice Cubes Laga ker rakhen. Kyon K Bhoosa Jaldi Aag pakarta hai. |
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Khanzada
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Joined: 10-Jan-2008 Online Status: Offline Posts: 28 |
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Posted: 20-May-2008 at 3:22pm |
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Aik gadhay ne apne malik se kaha: Main school main parhna chahta hon.
Malik ne uska admission kerwa diya. us gadhay ne itna parha, itna parha, k aaj woh malik ka sms parh raha hai. |
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Good and evil, right and wrong were invented for the ordinary average man, the inferior man, because he needs them.
Sardarji SMS |
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Rooman
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Joined: 18-Sep-2008 Location: U.A.E Online Status: Offline Posts: 683 |
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Posted: 21-Sep-2008 at 8:24pm |
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Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.
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Dodma
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Joined: 19-Jun-2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: 194 |
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Posted: 20-Jul-2009 at 4:02pm |
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Apni koi PIC to Bhejo...
Wallpaper k liye nahi balkay... Kitaab k Front Page par lagani hai... Kitab ka Naam Hai.... "Shaitaani Waswasay" |
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Bing
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Joined: 15-Jun-2009 Location: U.K Online Status: Offline Posts: 648 |
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Posted: 28-Jul-2009 at 4:52am |
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Kya bindas hawa chalreli hai...
Bird log gana ga rele hai.... Cow log ghaas kha rele hai.. Shane log SMS kar rele hai. Aur Kanjus log SMS padh rele hai..!!! |
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Goethe
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Joined: 01-Dec-2007 Location: N Y Online Status: Offline Posts: 54 |
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Posted: 28-Jul-2009 at 6:47am |
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If some one ask mei whom I love the most
I’ll sit beside u Put my arm around u & say proudly I Love Animals Specially this monkey |
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