Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi

Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,
Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.
Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,
Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.

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Kaash who nagme hame sunaye na hote,
Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote,
Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,
To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.

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Har khushi kam hai,
Tera gum bhulane ke liye,
Ek tera gum hi kaafi hai,
Mujhe umr bhar rulane ke liye.

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Dil Ki Basti Bikhar Gayi Hoti,
Ke Rooh Ke Zakhm Bhar Gaye Hote,
Yeh Zindagi To Aap Ki Amaanat Hai Warna,
Hum To Kab Ke Mar Gaye Hote.





Edited by Ariese - 21-Jul-2009 at 6:55am

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Ø Newton's Method:
Let the lion catch you.
For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion.

Ø Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

Ø Yash Chopra method:
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.

Ø Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Ø Ravi Shastri method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run .

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