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  Quote Zohan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25-Jun-2010 at 12:56pm
Classical jawab of 2010

1st Dost: Mujh se wada kr…Teri shadi k bad main teri

Biwi ko cenima film dikhane le jaon ga aur tu naraz b nahi hoga…

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Kia ye gadha ap ka hai?

agr nahi to isko plz aagey bhej do..
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  Quote Yasir Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09-Oct-2009 at 8:32am
Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.


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  Quote Rooman Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21-Sep-2008 at 8:23pm
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  Quote niabat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04-Apr-2008 at 9:09pm
Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain
Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain
logon ki patniyon ke pas ghanton bethkar
unke pati ke marne ke fayde batate hain.


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think today as ur life's FIRST day.
When u want to achieve something in life
think today as ur life's LAST day.


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Wo kahte hain k saari raat
aap hume sone nahi dete,
hum kehte hai k apka noor he aisa hai
k aap hamari raat hone he nahi dete.

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