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Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain
Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain logon ki patniyon ke pas ghanton bethkar unke pati ke marne ke fayde batate hain. **************************** When u want to enjoy life think today as ur life's FIRST day. When u want to achieve something in life think today as ur life's LAST day. **************************** Wo kahte hain k saari raat aap hume sone nahi dete, hum kehte hai k apka noor he aisa hai k aap hamari raat hone he nahi dete. Edited by Ariese - 14-Sep-2009 at 7:48pm |
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