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Dcetian 
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Joined: 23-Jun-2008 Location: Islamabad Online Status: Offline Posts: 190 |
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 Posted: 19-Oct-2009 at 5:49pm |
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Pehli bar LOVE kis ne Ejaad kiya tha?
Socho Socho bhi.. Oho yaar! Made in China. Tabhi to love ki Guarranty-Warranty nai hoti. |
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spiderman
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Joined: 29-Jul-2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: 135 |
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Posted: 01-Nov-2009 at 12:15pm |
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Ek Dost doosrey se: Batao Nakam Mohabbat ka Anjam kiya hota hy.???
Doosra dost: "Larka Maamu ban jata hy" Or "Larki Phuppho".. |
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joji
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Joined: 02-May-2008 Location: GUMBAT Online Status: Offline Posts: 179 |
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Posted: 07-Nov-2009 at 6:37pm |
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1 teacher ko susu k naam se sakht nafrat thi.
. Teacher ne students se kaha Jab susu aye to bolna -Aap aya hai- . 1 din 1 studnt ko potty aa rahi thi or wo buri buri shaklain bana raha tha. . Teacher Aap aya hai ? . Student: Nahi Aap ka baap aya hai... |
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smspot
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Joined: 12-Jun-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 1813 |
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Posted: 19-Nov-2009 at 9:25am |
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Fees maafi k liye darkhwast:
To, The principal. high school. Sir, baat ye hai k mere abbu ne mujhe fees k liye 500 diye thai, 100 ki doston k 7 film dekh li. 150 k bottles aur samosay kha liye. 50 ka bachi ko easy load karwa diya. 200 english wali miss pe shart haar gaya mai samjhta tha k unka sirf math's wale sir k 7 chakkar hai par unka to aap k 7 b chakkar hai. Ab aap k pas do hi raste hain, meri fees mauf ya apka raaz faash. Shukria.. |
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Sam33r
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Joined: 14-Nov-2009 Location: Hyderabad Online Status: Offline Posts: 288 |
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Posted: 14-Dec-2009 at 8:33pm |
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Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu Std-Theek hai ji, Main Diwali Holi Or Chrismas ke 3 din select karta Hun |
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mindblaster
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Joined: 25-Dec-2008 Location: Sukkur Online Status: Offline Posts: 137 |
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Posted: 16-Dec-2009 at 6:45am |
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KNOWLEDGE WEEK
Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis mein train nai chalti Dunya mein sab se bara school CHICAGO mein hai Dunya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya Dunya mein sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD mein hai. Dunya mein sub se bara DARAKHT USA mein hai Dunya ka sab se Shareef Insan PAKISTAN mein hay! . . =P =D |
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iCouponCodes
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Joined: 17-Dec-2009 Location: CouponCodes Online Status: Offline Posts: 60 |
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Posted: 17-Dec-2009 at 8:05am |
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1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.
Driver: Kaha jana hai? Aurat: Jana 2 khi nhiBacha ro raha hai. Zara bs ka horn poo-poo baja Do |
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SMS Buddy
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Joined: 25-Dec-2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: 78 |
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Posted: 25-Dec-2009 at 1:04pm |
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Meri Dukh Bhari Kahani Suno
. Π? ?? ;-?(Λ?+9?Γtg:?”?4!”gm?;–Ψdi! ?:y:;-?Δ!?+y?w=;(-(!Ωa !?e . Apka Qasoor Nhi. Koi B Mera dard Nhi Samj sakta. |
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SMS Mala
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Joined: 04-Jan-2010 Online Status: Offline Posts: 84 |
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Posted: 25-Jan-2010 at 5:46am |
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Ek Parrot aur uska pathan maalik jahaz mai safar kar rahe thay.
Airhostess pass se guzri to parrot ne seeti bjai, Wo peeche mur kar muskurai, pathan ne dekha to us ne bhi seeti bjai. Airhostess ne shikayat lagadi,elaan hua k dono ko chalte jahaz se phenk do. Darwaze per paunch kar parrot pathan se bola urna aata hai? Pathan: nahin Parrot: To phir beghairti kyn ki thi? :-D :-) |
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SMS Mala
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Joined: 04-Jan-2010 Online Status: Offline Posts: 84 |
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Posted: 31-Jan-2010 at 2:16pm |
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Faqeer : ek rupaya de do baba.
Admi : sharam nahen aati itne smart,khubsurat,handsome aur no jawan ho ke bhek mangte ho. Faqeer : Acha phir apne behan ka rishta de do, |
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Yasir
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Joined: 01-Dec-2008 Location: Lahore Online Status: Offline Posts: 881 |
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Posted: 05-Feb-2010 at 10:29am |
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Sachi muhabbat kya hay?
Jab teri mehbooba ki naak beh rahi ho, Aur tu usy chaat le... Aur tujhe uska zaiqa rafhan custard jaisa lage to samajh lena, Mere Dost That You Are In LOVE... |
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smspot
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Joined: 12-Jun-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 1813 |
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Posted: 20-Feb-2010 at 10:52am |
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~Dunya ki 5 heran-kun hqiqten.
Hqiqt 1: Ap apni zuban se apne tmam teeth ko touch ni kr skte. Hqiqt 2: Pehli hqiqt prhne k bad tmam bewqof ye krne ki koshsh kren ge. Hqiqt 3: Hqiqt 1 ghlat hai,HaHaHa. Hqiqt 4: Ab ap hns rhe hen qk ap bewqof ban gye hen. Hqiqt 5: Ab ap apne doston ko b bewaqof bnayen ge.. |
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