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eFunnySMS 
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Joined: 12-Oct-2009 Location: efunnysms.com Online Status: Offline Posts: 210 |
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 Posted: 02-Nov-2009 at 4:59pm |
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Girl:Tum haftay main kitni bar shave kartay ho?
Boy:haftay mai nai din mai 30 sy 40 bar, Girl;Kya tum pagal ho? Boy;Nahi,main (-:"Naaii"hon.:-) |
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Konvicted
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Joined: 01-Dec-2007 Location: IND Online Status: Offline Posts: 92 |
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Posted: 04-Nov-2009 at 2:49pm |
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Insan
K Andar SMS Parhne Ka Itna Shok Hota Hy K Chahe Usay Pagal Stupid Fool Bewaqoof Nalaiq kaho Kitna Bhi Kuch Kaho Wo SMS Niche Tk Parhta Zaror hy ab Khud Ko hi dekh lo ye pata hote huwe bhi k is SMS mein kuch nahi hy phir bhi parhe ja rahe ho parho parho bilkul last tak parho ab Tum soch rahe ho Ge kab ye bakwas SMS khatam ho or mein bhi kisi ko yehi SMS Forward kar k preshan karon to karlo ab Tumhari bari Hy BEST Of LUCK |
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joji
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Joined: 02-May-2008 Location: GUMBAT Online Status: Offline Posts: 179 |
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Posted: 06-Nov-2009 at 2:41pm |
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Abhi
Mai Jaldi Men Hun Is Liyee Zayada Bat Nahen Karon Gi Aur Short Msg Kar Rahi Hun Kyun K Time Nahen Hey Waisay Bhi Mujhy Lamba Chora Msg Likhna Pasand Nahen Hey Aur Logon K Pass Msg Parne Ka Time Kahan Hota Hy aur Ap Bhi Yaqinan Bohot Masroof Hon Gy To Mai Ne Start Men Kaha Tha K Mai Short Msg Karon Gi Ta k Ap Pareshan Na Hon To Is Bat Ka Khayal Karty Huwy Ab Sirf Yhi Maloom Karna Hey K Ap Kesy Ho? Baqi Msg Bad Men Karon Gi Thek Hai na...., |
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joji
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Joined: 02-May-2008 Location: GUMBAT Online Status: Offline Posts: 179 |
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Posted: 12-Nov-2009 at 3:18pm |
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Shaadi k doosray din beti apni maa se:
Aaj meri unse larai hogai, Maa: Beta shaadi mai jhagre to hote rehte haiin. Beti: wo to thek haiper ab laash ka kya karun? :-D |
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Sam33r
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Joined: 14-Nov-2009 Location: Hyderabad Online Status: Offline Posts: 288 |
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Posted: 14-Nov-2009 at 7:30am |
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jab kisi per bura waqt aata hai to uske sare dost
aur uske gharwale uske peeche khare hote hain.. . . yaqeen nahin aata to kisi ka bhi Shaadi ka photo album dekhlo.. |
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prince65
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Joined: 14-Nov-2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1 |
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Posted: 14-Nov-2009 at 2:10pm |
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Very funny I like it....
Jab se begum ne mujhe murga bana rakha hai MaiN ne nazrooN ki tarha sir bhi jhuka rakha hai Bartano! Aaj merey sir pe barastey kyoN ho MaiN ne tum ko to hamesha se dhula rakha hai Pehley Belen ne banaya tha merey sir pe Ghomer aur ab Chimtey ne mera gaal saja rakha hai Sarey kaprey to jala daley haiN begum ne tan chupaney ko Banyan phata rakha hai Wahi Dunya maiN muqadder ka Sikander yahaN Tehra Jis ne khod ko abhi Shaadi se bacha rakha hai Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi haNs ker asrar Maar khaney maiN bhi Qudrat ne maza rakha hai. Edited by Ariese - 14-Nov-2009 at 4:40pm |
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joji
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Posted: 15-Nov-2009 at 2:20pm |
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1 ladki ne raat k 2 baje
apne boyfriend ko call ki Ghar ajao ghar pe koi nahin hai Larka chala gaya Wakai ghar pe koi nahin tha Taala laga huwa tha :-) |
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smspot
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Joined: 12-Jun-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 1426 |
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Posted: 16-Nov-2009 at 12:51pm |
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Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim, agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil, aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun peeche chale to zan mured, aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous, agar kuch na kahe to beghairat, agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara, ghar mein rahe to nakara, bachon ko dantay to jabir, na dantay to laperwah, aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos, na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala. Haaye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan. |
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eFunnySMS.com
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Joined: 12-Oct-2009 Location: eFunnySMS.com Online Status: Offline Posts: 12 |
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Posted: 17-Nov-2009 at 5:40pm |
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Beautiful Girls Don't Like to Study Because....
. . . . . . They Knows K Dunya K Kisi Konay Main. Koi Na Koi Gadha, Unke Liye Parh He Raha Hoga. :-) |
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eFunnySMS.com
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Posted: 17-Nov-2009 at 5:41pm |
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1 Chooha Taang Per Taang Rakh K Betha Hua Tha.
Sher Aaya, Choohay Ko Salam Kya Aur Beth Gaya. Phir Haathi Aaya, Salam Kya Aur Beth Gaya. Chunti Ne Sher Se Pucha: Aap To Jungle K Badshah Hain Phir Aap Choohay K Samnay Aise Kyon Bethe Hain? Shair Bola: Aahista Bolo! Ye "Sugar Mill" Ka Malik Hai. :-) |
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eFunnySMS.com
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Posted: 17-Nov-2009 at 5:41pm |
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Man to Inspector: mjhe arrest karlo, maine apni wife ko danda mara hai.
Police officer: to kya wo mar gayi. Man: nahin magar ab mai nahin bachunga. :-) |
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Posted: 17-Nov-2009 at 5:42pm |
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Teacher 2 pathan : "PAIT" kyun banaya hai? ? ? ?
. . . . Pathan : SHALWAAR baandhnay k liye! |
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