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SMS Guru 
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Joined: 04-Nov-2009 Location: SMS Online Status: Offline Posts: 116 |
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 Topic: Sardar Ji JokesPosted: 22-Dec-2009 at 8:28am |
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1 sardar k ghar chori ho gai chor us ki bv ka zewar le gaye
Logon ny kaha Chalo srdar g izzat to bch gai bhabi ki Srdar bola O wech wech k ty zewar lya c =P ;) |
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Yasir
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Joined: 01-Dec-2008 Location: Lahore Online Status: Offline Posts: 881 |
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Posted: 09-Nov-2009 at 2:28pm |
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sardar g ko invitation mila k aap ne function me red tie pehn k aana hai.Sardar g function mein paunchay to dekha
k k k k logon ne pent shirt bhi pehnay huye the |
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eFunny
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Joined: 03-Sep-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 1164 |
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Posted: 27-Aug-2009 at 7:24am |
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ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM, DARLING
ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL YOU GIVE ME A RING? HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER. |
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Bing
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Joined: 15-Jun-2009 Location: U.K Online Status: Offline Posts: 648 |
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Posted: 28-Jul-2009 at 4:55am |
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Aik sardar dost ke ghar se utha, apne ghar jaane ke liye.
Baahir nikla to shadeed barish thi. . Dost: ”Aaj mere ghar hi reh jao, baahir barish bohat hai. Main tumhara bistra laga daita hoon.” . Sardar: ”Ok.” . Dost ne bistar lagaya aur daikha ke sardar gayab hai. Ghante baad sardar bheegta, kanpta huwa aaya. . Dost: ”Sardarji, kahan gaye thay?” Sardar: ”Oh ji, main zara ghar batane gaya tha ke main aaj nahi aaon ga!!” |
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smspot
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Joined: 12-Jun-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 1813 |
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Posted: 15-Jun-2009 at 4:04pm |
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ek sardar ne candle bhujane k liye phuk mari to uska paad nikal gaya dobara phuk mari to phir se paad nikal gaya sardar gusse se ulta gumkar bola le tu hi bhuja le
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eFunny
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Joined: 03-Sep-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 1164 |
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Posted: 28-Apr-2009 at 3:42pm |
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Sardar halwai sy
Tum kitny saal sy jalebi bana rahy ho? Halwai bary fakhar sy 30 sal sy Sardar: Bari sharm ki bat hy Tum se aaj tak jlebi seedhi nahi bani:-D |
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smspot
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Joined: 12-Jun-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 1813 |
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Posted: 09-Apr-2009 at 8:54am |
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Ek Sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paen da dupatta wapis kar de. Badmash: Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga. Sardar: Peeko karani se. |
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Pitarian
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Joined: 27-Feb-2009 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 41 |
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Posted: 05-Mar-2009 at 12:48pm |
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Nurse - Mubarak Ho Aap k Ghar larka Peda Hua Hy
Sardar g - Wah g Wah Kia Technology Hy, B.V Meri Hospital Me Hy Aur Bacha Mere Ghar Peda Hua Hy ... ;-> |
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Send Reply Me SMS to your Friends and Get Interesting Replies.
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eFunny
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Joined: 03-Sep-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 1164 |
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Posted: 17-Feb-2009 at 1:51pm |
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Sardar: yar meri BV pani se bht darti ha,
Friend: acha wo kaise? Sardar: yar kal main ghar gya to wo bathtub me bhi security gaurd k sath bethi thi..!! |
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Rooman
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Joined: 18-Sep-2008 Location: U.A.E Online Status: Offline Posts: 683 |
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Posted: 27-Jan-2009 at 2:48pm |
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1.SARDAR ne 2.SARDAR se message kar ke kaha tum kaha hon plz rply.
2.SARDAR ne message kar ke kaha yar belance hi nahi hai. [edit: reason]Removed clickable link[/edit] Edited by Ariese - 28-Apr-2009 at 3:44pm |
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fsmobilez
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Joined: 28-Dec-2008 Location: in sky Online Status: Offline Posts: 63 |
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Posted: 28-Dec-2008 at 7:54pm |
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Sardar ka gadha gum gaya,wo khushi me nachnay lga,
1 aadmi ne kaha ye koi khusi ki baat ha? Sardar:"oye papay,me khotay te betha honda te me v gawach jana si. |
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fsmobilez
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Joined: 28-Dec-2008 Location: in sky Online Status: Offline Posts: 63 |
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Posted: 28-Dec-2008 at 7:54pm |
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?ardar writes 2 ?ill gates abt PC and windows problems:
1.My child learned MS WORD now he wants MS SENTENCE 2.I find only RE-CYCLE but no RE-SCOOTER. I need that as i own Vespa Scooter 3.I see MS OFFICE but i need MS HOME, as i use pc @ home 4.Finaly,hw is that ur name is Gates but u r ?elling WINDOWS |
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