just a joke

1 baba ji gaoon se guzre
1 aurat: Meri shaadi ko 10 sal ho gaye per abhi tak aulaad nahin hui.

Baba: mai aik darbar mai tere naam ka 1 diya jala deta hun,ALLAh karam kare ga.

10 saal baad baba phr usi gaoon gaya..
10 bachay dekh kar bola ye kon hain?
Aurat: mere bachay hain.
Baba: tmhara Shohar kahan hai?

Aurat: Wo Diya Bhujane gaya hain.. :-D:-P

There Is A Light
That Shines
Beyond All Things
On Earth,
Beyond The Highest,
The Very Highest Heavens.
This Is The Light
That Shines
In Your "HEART"

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This is a special SORRY 2 u! Plz excuse all my mistakes.

Once A Chunti saw a Piece of Gurr n Piece of Imlee,

She went to eat them but,
On the way She saw a Chunta,
She left the Gurr n Imlee and went with the Chunta...


Moral: Gurr se Meetha Ishq Ishq,
Imlee se khatta Ishq Ishq. :-)

Jab dekho to pakar lo,

Are those real jokes
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as i think that that are one liners and really good.