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    Posted: 15-Dec-2009 at 1:15pm
It is True News.

Kuch German Scientist Apni Daily Research k Pacific Ocean Ki Teh Main Gaye.

To Unho Ne Dekha K Kuch Fishes or Chhotay Aabi Janwar.

Aapas Main Group Ki Soorat Main Tairtay Huye Kuch Aawaz Nikaal Rahy Thy.

Jab Ye Aawaz Scientist Ne Suni To Woh Hairan Ho Gaye, Unho Ne Usay Record Kya.

Woh Jab Apne Center pe Aakar Jab Usko Translator Machine Main Aawaz daali To Us Aawaz Ki Translation Hogai.

Woh Scientist Hairan Hogaye K Janwar Bhi Aisa Bol Sakta Hai.

Aapko Pata Hai Woh Janwar Kya Keh Rahy Thay?
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Majboor Aa, Ashiq Majboor Aa,
Bhalay Kedho Bi Kandhar Hujay.
Ha Ha Ha Ha. :-)
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  Quote mindblaster Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16-Dec-2009 at 6:43am
"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure"

(Thomas Edison)

Moral:
Bagairat ho jana par Man'na nahi =P ;)
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  Quote Konvicted Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17-Dec-2009 at 7:54am
Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.

Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.


Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.


Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)
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  Quote SMS Buddy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25-Dec-2009 at 1:05pm
Chinese larki ko dekh kar maa boli beta ye kis ko le aye ho?
Son:-
Ammi aap ne khud hi to kaha tha k cheeni jahan miley letay aana…!
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Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER...
Dear MARIE!
Today is GOODDAY. I'm in GALA . U've made my life SOOPER.
I'm the PRINCE of ur heart.
I want to buy u BAKERY,
so u can give me a TREAT everyday. U've Krack'jacked my JAM HEART.
Now i'm in 50-50 position.
Plz i wana hav a PARTY with u.
Tumhara TIGER...!
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  Quote SMS Mala Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09-Jan-2010 at 12:57pm
Woh Kisi Aur K Sath Ghoomti Rahi Aur Main Chup Tha Faraz...

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Aashiq Majboor Aa.
Bhalay Kehrro V Kandhaar Hujay. :-)
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  Quote SMS Mala Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09-Jan-2010 at 12:58pm
Breaking News:

According To BBC Urdu Service,
After a Long Discussion in Supreme Court,
The Larger Bench of 17 Judges have declared in their Short decision that,

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Ashiq Majboor Aa, Bhalay Kedho B Kandhar Hujey. :-)
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  Quote Adult Fan Club Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13-Jan-2010 at 7:49pm
Think:

Why U R So Sweet?
Why U R So Intelligent?
Why U R So Innocent?
Why U R So Lucky?


Ab Humse Duaa Salaam Ka Kuch Tu Asar Hoga Na. :-)
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  Quote Zohan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24-Mar-2010 at 5:51pm
Congratulations!

Moin-Jo-Darro Main Paai Jany Wali

Takhti Ki Ibaarat 600 Saal Baad Par Li Gai Hai.

Us Par Likha Hai.



"Ashiq Majboor Aa, Bhaly Kedho B Kandhar Hujy" :-)
Textbooks Coupons - iPod Coupons

You Don't Mess with the Zohan.
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  Quote eFunny Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15-Jul-2010 at 6:37pm
Chand Ko Gharoor Hai
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Us K Pass Noor Hai,

To Kya Hua
Mujhe Bhi Gharoor Hai K Mera Dost Langoor Hai.:-)=P
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