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XUXU XAXA 
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Joined: 27-Nov-2007 Location: U.K Online Status: Offline Posts: 713 |
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 Posted: 15-Nov-2009 at 11:56am |
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Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k Hisaab Se Khareed Le. . . . . . Talib General Store, G-10, Yaadgar Chamber, Talpur Road Bombay, India. |
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Yasir
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Joined: 01-Dec-2008 Location: Lahore Online Status: Offline Posts: 881 |
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Posted: 15-Nov-2009 at 2:50pm |
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Koi Sui mangy
Hum Teer deingy Koi Billi mangy Hum sher deingy Koi Lassi mangy Hum Kheer deingy Magar koi CHEENI mangy to Hum Cheer dein gy... ;-> |
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smspot
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Joined: 12-Jun-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 1735 |
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Posted: 16-Nov-2009 at 12:48pm |
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Ek Muddat Se Usne Humain Sataya He Nahi...
Wah Wah Wah Ek Muddat Se Usne Humain Sataya He Nahi... Faraz Cheeni Lene Gaya Tha, Abhi Tak Aaya He Nahi. |
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smspot
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Joined: 12-Jun-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 1735 |
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Posted: 16-Nov-2009 at 12:53pm |
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Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon?
Barish Ki Pehli Boond? Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara? Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab? Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu? Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish? Ya Aankhon Ka Ik Khuaab? Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo. :-) |
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smspot
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Joined: 12-Jun-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 1735 |
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Posted: 16-Nov-2009 at 12:58pm |
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___/_DON_\___ [_(@)______(@) DON Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikaalna, Mushkil He Nahi Namumkin Bhi Hai. Kyon? Kyon K Don Khud Ek Pao Cheeni Le Kar Ja Raha Hai. :-) |
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smspot
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Posted: 16-Nov-2009 at 1:03pm |
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1 Chooha Taang Per Taang Rakh K Betha Hua Tha.
Sher Aaya, Choohay Ko Salam Kya Aur Beth Gaya. Phir Haathi Aaya, Salam Kya Aur Beth Gaya. Chunti Ne Sher Se Pucha: Aap To Jungle K Badshah Hain Phir Aap Choohay K Samnay Aise Kyon Bethe Hain? Shair Bola: Aahista Bolo! Ye "Sugar Mill" Ka Malik Hai. :-) |
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smspot
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Joined: 12-Jun-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 1735 |
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Posted: 16-Nov-2009 at 1:09pm |
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Question Paper in year 2050:
1. Name the cities of Pakistan where Electricity is found. 2. How does Sugar taste? Explain in your Own words. 3. Draw a Neat and Labeled Diagram of a Suicide Jacket. 4. In Ancient Times, What was Petrol Used for? Support your answer with examples. 5. Which Parts of Pakistan are not Yet sold to US? |
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eFunnySMS.com
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Joined: 12-Oct-2009 Location: eFunnySMS.com Online Status: Offline Posts: 12 |
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Posted: 17-Nov-2009 at 5:39pm |
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Friend Said to Me:
Mere Paas Ghar Hai, Car Hai, Computer Hai, 2,2 Mobile Phones Hain. Tere Paas Kya Hai? Maine Kaha: Mere Paas. . . . . Cheeni Hai. :-) |
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smspot
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Joined: 12-Jun-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 1735 |
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Posted: 18-Nov-2009 at 4:50pm |
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Gham Ko Bech Kar Khushi Kareed Lengy.
Khuwab Ko Bech Kar Zindagi Khareed Lengy. Hoga Jab Imtehaan Dosti Ka, Dunya Dekhegi. Hum Aapko Bech Kar CHEENI Khareed Lengy. :-) |
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Rooman
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Joined: 18-Sep-2008 Location: U.A.E Online Status: Offline Posts: 683 |
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Posted: 19-Nov-2009 at 7:45am |
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1 choha Tang pr Tang Rkh k betha hua ta
Sher Aya Chohy ko Salam kia Or beth gya Hathi Aya Salam kia Or beth gya Chunti ne Sher sy pocha Ap to Jangal k Badsha hain Or ap chohey k Samne esay Q Bethe Huy hain? Sher ne chunti se kha KHAMOSH.! Ye Yahan K "UTILITY STORE KA MALIQ HA" cheni sb ko yehi dega. |
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eFunnySMS
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Joined: 12-Oct-2009 Location: efunnysms.com Online Status: Offline Posts: 210 |
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Posted: 19-Nov-2009 at 12:42pm |
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Meri Qom ke bahadur jawano utho
Kab tak soty raho gy? Qom pr ye waqt boht bhari hy. Utho jaldi karo,Jute chappal sab chhor do . . Utility store pr Cheeni a gai hy |
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iBuddy
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Joined: 18-Dec-2007 Online Status: Offline Posts: 129 |
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Posted: 20-Nov-2009 at 10:01am |
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akbar:
anarkali tujhy kiya chahiye..??? taaj ya takht..??? anarkali: jan-e-panah mujhy na taaj chahiye na hee takht buss......... . . . . . . . . . kilo cheeni mil jaye to nawazish ho gii...............!!! |
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