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    Posted: 14-Nov-2009 at 7:22am
Boy: Main Tumharay Liye Aasmaan Se Taray Torr K La Sakta Hon.


Girl: Ye To Aam Baat Hai.


Agar Mujhse Sachi Muhabbat Kartay Ho.


To Utility Store Se Cheeni La Kar Dikhao. :-)
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  Quote Sam33r Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14-Nov-2009 at 7:24am
Meri Qoum k Bahadur Jawano Utho.

Kab Tak Bethe Rahogy.

Qaom per Ye Waqt Bohat Bhari Hai.

Utho Jaldi Karo. Jooty Chappal Sab ChhorDo.


Utility Store pe Cheeni Aa gai Hai.
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c('''') Tea
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I mixed it with Love and Happiness,

But there is no Sugar.

Because...

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70 Rupay Kilo Hai. Khud Daalo. :-)
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New Exciting Offer from Utility Stores of Pakistan...

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Ab Shampoo Ki Her Bottle K Saath 1 AATAY Ka Saashay (Sachet) Bilkul Free. :-)
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  Quote Sam33r Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14-Nov-2009 at 7:25am
Aapse Ek Special Baat Karni Hai.

Koi Paas To Nahi?

Zara Akelay Ho Jao.

Aur Kisi Ko Na Batana.

Warna Koi Bhi Masla Ban Sakta Hai.

Ghor Se Suno...

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CHEENI Hai Aapke Paas? :-)
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  Quote Sam33r Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14-Nov-2009 at 7:28am
Crisis Situation!

SERIOUS SUGAR SHORTAGE IN THE COUNTRY...

All Because Of YOU! Nature Used Up Whatever Was Available To Make You SO SWEET!

OH God Diabetes Na Ho Jaye Kahin. :-)
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Mera Us Shehr-e-Adaawat Main Basera Hai Faraz...

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Jahan Charas To Mil Jaati Hai.

Magar Cheeni Nahi Milti. :-)
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  Quote Sam33r Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14-Nov-2009 at 7:28am
Wapsi Ka Safar Ab Mumkin Na Hoga Faraz....

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Hum Nikal Chukay Hain Ghar Se CHEENI Ki Talaash Main. :-)
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Breaking News:

President Zardari Announces 20Kg Sugar.

As Reward for Umar Akmal and

5Kg for Every Player of the Cricket Team.

For Their Good Performance.
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  Quote Sam33r Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14-Nov-2009 at 9:05am
Usne Mere Hath Ki Lakeerain Dekhin.

Aur

Phir Hans Kar Kaha:

Tujhe Zindagi Main Sab Kuch Milega.

Siwaye.

Aata, Cheeni, Aur Bijli K.
Kyon K Tum Pakistani Ho.
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  Quote Sam33r Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14-Nov-2009 at 9:15am
Koi Sui mangy
Hum Teer deingy

Koi Billi mangy
Hum sher deingy

Koi Lassi mangy
Hum Kheer deingy

Magar

koi CHEENI mangy to

Hum Cheer dein gy... ;->
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Waisay To Un Dono Bhaiyon K Pyar Ki Koi Misaal na Thi Faraz...

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Par Raat ko Cheeni Ki Khatir Dono Kutton Ki Tarah Larr Parray. :-)
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