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Bing 
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Joined: 15-Jun-2009 Location: U.K Online Status: Offline Posts: 648 |
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 Posted: 24-Aug-2009 at 8:31pm |
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Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON”T CALL ME NOW. |
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Bing
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Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage? Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and I’ll give same advice to my children also. |
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Bing
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Joined: 15-Jun-2009 Location: U.K Online Status: Offline Posts: 648 |
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Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta Singh : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat Interviewer : I say you get out! Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in Interviewer : I reject you! Banta Singh : You appoint me |
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Joined: 30-Dec-2008 Location: Sukkur Online Status: Offline Posts: 21 |
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Teacher: What is the Difference Between Orange & Apple?
Sardar: The color of Orange is Orange but The color of Apple is not Apple... |
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