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  Quote Dodma Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20-Jul-2009 at 4:08pm
Kala shonde de Ghotai kala Gulab shi,
Kala jaba de Qalam kala Kitab shi.
Za IMDAD 6 kegdam shondy sta pa shondo,
Kala okrama Gunah kala sawab shi.
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  Quote Dodma Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20-Jul-2009 at 4:08pm
Pa Khkulo shundo che Dilbar okhandi,
Sparle Muskay she Mazigar okhandi.
Shekh la che Khkulay charta laar ke warshi,
KHIYALA warbasho ta che Khar okhaandi.
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  Quote Dodma Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20-Jul-2009 at 4:08pm
Yao Akhiri Guna Kawom No Biya Toba Kawoma,
Da Shondo Tanda mataom No Biya Toba Kawoma,
Monga Da Zrono Jawari Charta Gatale Na Da,
Yao Akhiri Dao Lagawom No Biya Toba Kawoma.
Imdada na radromi sta aa hod gharaza ashna
Zindagi khpla hatmawom no biya toba kawoma.
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  Quote Dodma Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20-Jul-2009 at 4:08pm
Ka pa ma bande der gham we sta pe sa,
Ka me zra qalam qalam we sta pe sa
Tha beghama khoshali kawa khandega,
Ka pa ma bande matam we sta pe sa
Khiyla sta khuklay janan che paki nawi,
Ki jahan sanam sanam we sta pe sa....!
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  Quote Dodma Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20-Jul-2009 at 4:08pm
Major Rohail to pathan:
“28th May 1998
Pakistan ne atomic dhamaka kya tha
Tumhe tu khush hona chahye
Tum udas kyu ho?
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Pathan:
Oy! Khocha hamara
shadi b usi din hua tha
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  Quote Dodma Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20-Jul-2009 at 4:09pm
Pathan lawer when I was a boy my ambitions was to be a Pirate (dako).
Client congrats you have been successful.
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  Quote Dodma Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20-Jul-2009 at 4:19pm
Ek pathan exam dene gaya to saath may PLUMBER ko le kar gaya !
kiun???
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Pathan ko information mili thi k paper Leak hogaya hai
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  Quote Bing Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02-Sep-2009 at 11:17am
Da juwand pa hara lara har safar de mubarak sha,


Pa meena derta wayim che akhtar de mubarak sha.
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  Quote Bing Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02-Sep-2009 at 11:17am
KABI NA HATHON SE HATH CHUTEY KHAYAL RAKHNA

KABHI NA CHAHT KA MAN TOOTE KHAYAL RAKHNA

HO JO MOHABBAT TO RANJISHO SE GURAIZ KARNA

KISI KA NAZUK SA DIL NA TOOTE KHAYAL RAKHNA.....
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  Quote Bing Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02-Sep-2009 at 11:18am
AZEEZ HAI MUJHE HAR SHAEY SE MOHABBAT APKI

UTAAR GAYI HAI MERE DìL MEIN SAADGI APKI

AB APNE AP SE KAISE JUDA KARO GE MUJE

AP AFTAAB HAIN OR MEIN HUN ROSHNI APKI..
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  Quote sweet Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05-Nov-2009 at 6:33am

Sta da Dunya na Pa Salgo Rawan ym,
Za Armani pa Aswilo Rawan ym.

 
Sta da nimgari Dunya sa ba Wayam?
Laka Malang KHIYAL pa Koso Rawan ym.LOL
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  Quote sweet Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05-Nov-2009 at 6:35am

Hasy pate shom hairan pa Mekhana ke,Embarrassed

Che me oledal shekhan pa Mehana ke,

 
KHIYAL ba waly iqamat warpase nakri,

Che Saqi okro Az@@n pa Mehana ke..

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