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webmarkaz 
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Joined: 06-Apr-2009 Location: webmarkaz Online Status: Offline Posts: 38 |
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 Topic: Banta Singh attended an InterviewPosted: 21-May-2009 at 9:07am |
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Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta Singh : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat Interviewer : I say you get out! Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in Interviewer : I reject you! Banta Singh : You appoint me. |
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SantaBanta
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Posted: 23-May-2009 at 12:34pm |
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Santa: Basanti suit bara sona paya hay.
Basanti: Thank U Gusee Santa: Lipstick bari soni laye aya. Basanti: Thank U Gee. Santa: Sahingaaar ev sona ketaa aay. Basanti: Thank U Ge Santa: Par soni phair ve ni lagdi... |
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Bing
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Posted: 24-Aug-2009 at 8:13pm |
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Autowala to Santa : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.
Santa ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye. Autowala : Sahab ye to gundagardi hai, meter ki hisab se 100 rupaye hue hai. Santa : Tu bhi to baithkar aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi kya mujhe dena parega!!! |
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nyPass
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Posted: 03-Nov-2009 at 5:37pm |
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Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it? Guess why? . . . . . . . To avoid the side effects! |
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SMS Buddy
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Posted: 02-Jan-2010 at 4:39pm |
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SANTA : “When you buy a note book there will be no margin in it. Why is it so?”
BANTA : “Simple, it is because I always buy the note book from a Margin-Free Market!!” |
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