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Exam’s song by Munna bhai |
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SantaBanta 
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 Topic: Exam’s song by Munna bhaiPosted: 30-Apr-2009 at 8:01pm |
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EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakro yaron, Ghadi k kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to doji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.” |
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SantaBanta
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Posted: 30-Apr-2009 at 8:02pm |
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A MBA Student to a Sweeper:”Mere paas degree hai,knowledge hai,4 logo main izzat hai…teray paas kya hai?”….
Sweeper proudly:”Mery paas naukri hai”…. |
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Dodma
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Posted: 29-Jun-2009 at 8:15am |
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"I studied Everythng but never topped,
But 2day the topperz of da best Universitiez r my Employeez" (BILL GATES) ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHNG.. HAVE YOUR OWN...;-> |
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Wasiq
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Joined: 06-Dec-2007 Location: Pakistan Online Status: Offline Posts: 98 |
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Posted: 16-Sep-2009 at 12:27pm |
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Lambi Judai
Student remix Chaar dino ka exam o rabba, Lambi parhai,Lambi parhai, Parhne mai dil mera lage kbhi na, Parhne se jan meri jaye hmesha, Kitne zamane baad oo rabba, Tution lagaya, Tution lagaya, Soyaa raha main Classon mai apni, Teacher se roz roz pit k mai aaya, Kitna pita hun sooj gaya hun, Chalna phrna bhool gaya hun, chaar dino ka exam o rabba, lambi parhai,lambi parhai.. |
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SMS Bucket
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Joined: 31-Dec-2009 Location: SMS Bucket Online Status: Offline Posts: 47 |
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Posted: 04-Jan-2010 at 9:21am |
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I Got Zero Marks in Exam.
So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na! Q.1 What is Formula of Water? Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O). Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought? Ans: From page 115 to page 120. Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh? Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol. Now Tel Me Who is Wrong, Me or Teacher?:-) |
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eFunny
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Joined: 03-Sep-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 1161 |
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Posted: 09-Mar-2010 at 6:11pm |
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Prove that
2/10=2 ! ! ! Arts student: Out of syllabus. ! ! ! Commerce student: Question hi ghalat hai. ! ! ! Medical student: It's strange yaar, Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai? ! ! ! Engineering student: Two/ Ten = wo / en ( w= 23rd letter, o= 15th letter, / e= 5th letter n= 14th letter) So =23+15 / 5+14 =38 / 19 =2 Engineers never ask Ans kia hai? They only ask, Ans Kya lana hai? |
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Zohan
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Posted: 18-May-2010 at 2:34pm |
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Kid: Daddy ye school kya hota hai
Daddy: Ye woh jagah hai, Jahan Parents ko loota Aur Bachoon ko koota jaata hai :-) |
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