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jalpari 
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Joined: 19-Oct-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 355 |
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 Topic: Latest Jokes OF Santa BantaPosted: 04-Jan-2009 at 10:43am |
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Banta: Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: Toh phir ubalne kyu, kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye! |
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jalpari
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Posted: 04-Jan-2009 at 10:43am |
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petrol ke rate badhne par santa bola: "menu koi farak nahin penda.
pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon." |
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jalpari
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Posted: 04-Jan-2009 at 10:44am |
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why did santa throw the butter out of the window?
a: he wanted to see butterfly! |
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jalpari
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Posted: 04-Jan-2009 at 10:44am |
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santa: agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein pagal ho jaaunga.
wife: doosri shaadi to nahin karogey? santa: pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta ha |
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jalpari
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Posted: 04-Jan-2009 at 10:45am |
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teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
santa: he done his work and done dana dan done dana dan.... |
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SantaBanta
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Posted: 26-Jul-2009 at 8:23am |
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Santa went to see a gal for marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho? Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye . |
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SantaBanta
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Posted: 26-Jul-2009 at 8:23am |
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Girlfriend-Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho..
Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe! santa -Oye,Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte! |
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Bing
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Joined: 15-Jun-2009 Location: U.K Online Status: Offline Posts: 648 |
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Posted: 24-Aug-2009 at 8:14pm |
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Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?
Banta: All False. Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination |
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nyPass
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Joined: 09-Jun-2008 Location: NY Online Status: Offline Posts: 40 |
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Posted: 03-Nov-2009 at 6:11pm |
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In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... |
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cellphonedosti
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Joined: 13-Aug-2009 Location: CellPhoneDosti Online Status: Offline Posts: 77 |
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Posted: 07-Dec-2009 at 9:05am |
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Why did Santa took lader to school?
think think & think once again answer - because he wanted to go high school |
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