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    Posted: 04-Jan-2009 at 8:54am
Letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new  computer.

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I
find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find'
button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is noteven a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not
provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,

Banta

Last one to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS??


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  Quote pencake Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28-Mar-2009 at 12:59pm
Little Johnny Daddy

Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods.

Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.

Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.

"MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND...."

Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.

So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy...."

At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story.

He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "Then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
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  Quote Dodma Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29-Jun-2009 at 8:17am
Don't say
You don't have enough time
You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to
Mother Teresa,
Michael Angelo,
Leonardo Da Vinci
And
Albert Einstein ... :)
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  Quote smspot Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24-Jul-2009 at 6:43pm
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then, what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
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  Quote Pitarian Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11-Oct-2009 at 2:03pm
Q. Who is the laziest person in the world ?


A. Who invented the "SNOOZE" option in alarm... ;->
Send Reply Me SMS to your Friends and Get Interesting Replies.
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  Quote smspot Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22-Oct-2009 at 8:15pm
Law Of Reverse Dynamics:
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When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich...
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  Quote SMS Buddy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25-Dec-2009 at 1:08pm
“A CUTE LOVE STORY”
There was a little boy whose 1st love was a young girl in a picture which he found and picked from the street…
As time went by he got married,
But still kept it.
One day,his wife found it and asked,
“Where did u get this?”
The man said,
“I kept that since i was a child,
But why u asking?”
The girl replied,
“I lost this picture when i was 7…”:)
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