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jalpari 
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Joined: 19-Oct-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 355 |
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 Topic: Suhaag RaatPosted: 27-Dec-2008 at 3:46pm |
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aik larki ki shadi petrol pump waly se ho gae.
larki se us ki... saheliyon ne pocha:btao suhag rat kaisi guzri??? larki boli: kia btaon, kum bakht apna lun sari hath mein leay kamry mein phirta raha aur pochta raha... kitna dalon...??? |
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jalpari
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Joined: 19-Oct-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 355 |
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Posted: 27-Dec-2008 at 5:00pm |
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aik larki ki shadi aik mochi se ho gae.
us ki ... saheliyon ne pocha: btao suhag raat kaisi guzri??? larki boli: kia btaon, wo kambakht mery dono sorakh (hole) c kar pochta hay ... aur kahan kahan se phatti hoi ho??? |
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Yasir
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Joined: 01-Dec-2008 Location: Lahore Online Status: Offline Posts: 881 |
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Posted: 21-Jan-2009 at 1:16pm |
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A couple had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the
husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! She went completely ballistic. "You impotent *******," she screamed at him,"how could you be lieing to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids." |
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Yasir
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Joined: 01-Dec-2008 Location: Lahore Online Status: Offline Posts: 881 |
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Posted: 21-Jan-2009 at 1:16pm |
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A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true
what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys
put their penises?"
"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter. "But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?" |
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eFunnySMS
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Joined: 12-Oct-2009 Location: efunnysms.com Online Status: Offline Posts: 210 |
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Posted: 12-Oct-2009 at 11:08pm |
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Student:Miss ladkiyon ko 13 saal se pehle bachha nahi hota na?
Miss:Ha,beta nahi hota. Student: to apni beti ko samjhaiye faaltu mein dar rahi ha. |
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eFunnySMS
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Joined: 12-Oct-2009 Location: efunnysms.com Online Status: Offline Posts: 210 |
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Posted: 24-Oct-2009 at 9:47pm |
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Mother:Larka pasand aya,
Beti:Ha lakin wo to bohut Mota hai Mother:ary Pagli TV 14 Inch ka ho ya 21 inch ka Romote to wahi 7 inch ka hota hai. |
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SMS Guru
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Joined: 04-Nov-2009 Location: SMS Online Status: Offline Posts: 91 |
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Posted: 05-Nov-2009 at 8:16am |
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On weding night
Wife: mujhay ghabrahat ho rahi hai. Husband: I thinK because this is ur first night. Wife: nahi, nahi.. Actually it is first time in night… |
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SMS Guru
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Joined: 04-Nov-2009 Location: SMS Online Status: Offline Posts: 91 |
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Posted: 25-Dec-2009 at 12:03pm |
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Biscutwala's luv letter: Dear PARLE G,2day is GOODDAY. U have KRACK-JACKED my LITLE HEART. I'm in 50-50 position. Plz dnt play HIDE & SEEK,MARIE me....
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Adult Fan Club
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Joined: 13-Dec-2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: 80 |
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Posted: 13-Jan-2010 at 6:10pm |
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Sardar:yar Lahori bare zabardast mezban hain.
taxi hotel, khana, pena yaha tk k sex b free tha. Dost:tu kb gaya tha? Sardar:main nhi,meri biwi ho kr aai hai |
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