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smspot 
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Joined: 12-Jun-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 1813 |
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 Posted: 21-Jan-2010 at 4:34pm |
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Roti, Kapra Aur Makaan Keh Kar Aaye Thay Faraz...
. . . . . . . Cheeni, Aata Aur CNG Bhi Le Gaye. G.A Bhutto Rajj K Lutto. :-) |
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smspot
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Joined: 12-Jun-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 1813 |
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Posted: 21-Jan-2010 at 4:34pm |
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Ek kutta koowen me gir gaya,
kuch log koowen ko pak karne molvi k pas gaye to usne kaha k 200 balti nikalo to pak ho jayega, magar kuch din baad paani se phr smell anay lagi. Log dusray molvi k paas gaye to usne 400 balti nikalne ko kaha, magar woihi result nikla phir log teesray molvi k paas gaye to usne pucha k kuuta koowen mai hi hai? To logon ne kaha Haan. To molvi ne kaha k pehle kutta to nikalo phir koowan pak hoga Moral: Pakistan ko bhi aise pak karna parega.. |
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SMS Dude
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Joined: 21-Dec-2009 Location: SMS Country Online Status: Offline Posts: 147 |
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Posted: 19-Jan-2010 at 9:58am |
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Tarraqi Yafta Mumalik k Masle:
Pollution Global Warming Hyper Tension Public Health Alternative Fuel Forest and Trees Green House Gases U.V Rays Ozone Layer Hamarey Masle: Aata, Cheeni, Bijli, Gas, CNG, Daal, Pani, Bills, Corruption. Kal Bhi Aur Aaj Bhi. |
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SMS Dude
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Joined: 21-Dec-2009 Location: SMS Country Online Status: Offline Posts: 147 |
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Posted: 19-Jan-2010 at 9:58am |
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Ye Watan Pe Apni Jaan Kya Denge,
Ye Log Waqt Pe Imtehan Kya Denge, Jo Khud Ghulam Hon America K, Woh Roti Kapra Aur Makaan Kya Denge. |
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SMS Dude
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Joined: 21-Dec-2009 Location: SMS Country Online Status: Offline Posts: 147 |
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Posted: 19-Jan-2010 at 9:58am |
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Dunya Chaand Per jane K Liye Beytaab Hai.
Hum Khush-Naseeb Hain k Zameen Per Rehty Huey Chaand Ka Maza Le Rahy Hain Ye PAKISTAN Nahi CHAAND ka Tukra Hai Aur Chaand Per Na Light Hoti Hai, Na Paani, Na Gas, Na Aata, Na Cheeni, So plz No Tension, Enjoy Your Life on Moon. |
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Adult Fan Club
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Joined: 13-Dec-2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: 80 |
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Posted: 13-Jan-2010 at 7:47pm |
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Tarraqi Yafta Mumalik k Masle:
Pollution Global Warming Hyper Tension Public Health Alternative Fuel Forest and Trees Green House Gases U.V Rays Ozone Layer Hamarey Masle: Aata, Cheeni, Bijli, Gas, CNG, Daal, Pani, Bills, Corruption. Kal Bhi Aur Aaj Bhi. |
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Saima
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Joined: 20-Jul-2008 Location: Karachi, Pk Online Status: Offline Posts: 187 |
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Posted: 02-Jan-2010 at 12:58pm |
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Trin Trin!
Hello, Uncle Light Kab Aayegi? Operator: Beta Ooper Se Band Hai. Ooper Ka Number De Den. Likho, 0000000, Trin Trin! Hello, Bhai Light Kab Aayegi? Operator: Kon, Kon, Hello, Aawaz Nathi Achay. Hello! Hello! Tont Tont Tont Hukoomat-e-Khana Kharab. :-) |
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Yasir
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Joined: 01-Dec-2008 Location: Lahore Online Status: Offline Posts: 881 |
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Posted: 23-Dec-2009 at 7:49pm |
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Teacher: Dunya K Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?
Boy: Pakistani. Teacher: Woh Kese? Boy: Uske Paas Na Ghar Tha Na Aata Na Bijli Na Cheeni Phir Bhi Woh Zinda Tha. |
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iCouponCodes
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Joined: 17-Dec-2009 Location: CouponCodes Online Status: Offline Posts: 60 |
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Posted: 17-Dec-2009 at 10:33pm |
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Aaj raat 12:00am se 1 SMS=Rs: 3.99 Rs+tax/sms. Aur
Call=Rs:4.50 Rs+tax/mint. Tamam free sms or night packages khatm ho rahy hain. Sub ko 4wrd karo. LOGON kO Dara Dara k GEO. |
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iCouponCodes
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Joined: 17-Dec-2009 Location: CouponCodes Online Status: Offline Posts: 60 |
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Posted: 17-Dec-2009 at 8:04am |
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Welcome to Pakistan
Due to Recent situation of Pakistan. The courses Have been changed to MBBS: Master in Bomb Blasting Strategies CA: Career in Alqaida M.Sc: Master Sucide Course IT: Institute of Terrorism MBA: Member of Blasting Agency All these courses are offered by UET: University of Error & Terror. |
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smspot
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Joined: 12-Jun-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 1813 |
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Posted: 13-Dec-2009 at 4:47pm |
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Sindhi Topi Aur Ajrak Ki Shandaar Kamiyaabi K Baad.
Ab Paish Hai. . . . . Sindhi Underwear. A Product of Qaim Ali Shah. :-) |
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smspot
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Joined: 12-Jun-2008 Location: Karachi Online Status: Offline Posts: 1813 |
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Posted: 16-Nov-2009 at 1:09pm |
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Question Paper in year 2050:
1. Name the cities of Pakistan where Electricity is found. 2. How does Sugar taste? Explain in your Own words. 3. Draw a Neat and Labeled Diagram of a Suicide Jacket. 4. In Ancient Times, What was Petrol Used for? Support your answer with examples. 5. Which Parts of Pakistan are not Yet sold to US? |
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