Terrifying English, by a PT:-) Teacher =))
1. There is no wind in the football.

2. I talk, he talk, why you middle talk ?

3. You rotate the ground 4 times.

4. You go & under stand the tree.

5. I’ll give clap on your face.

6. Bring your parents with your mother & father.

7. Why Haircut not cut

8. Why Are You looking Outside at the Monkeys When I’m there in the Class?

9. Throw that paper in Dustbin or I will Throw Myself !:-P

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Love me little, love me long.

The love world is big, which can hold hundreds of disappointments;
the love world is small which is crowded even with three people inside.
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Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one,
so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.