http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/ This is an XML content feed of; Funny SMS Forum : Last 10 Posts Tue, 16 Mar 2010 10:10:50 +0000 Mon, 15 Mar 2010 18:43:02 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 9.56a 30 funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/RSS_topic_feed.asp http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_images/logo_forum.gif http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/ http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=127&PID=14927#14927 Author: Zohan
Subject: Daanton ki Hifaazat k teen tareeqay...
Posted: 15-Mar-2010 at 6:43pm

Dr:Tabiat kesi hai ab?
Mariz: Pehle se ziada kharab hai.

Dr: Dawai khali thi?
M :Khali nhi thi bhari hui thi.

Dr:I mean dawai li thi?
M :Gi aapne di thi to mene li thi.

Dr:Bewaqoof dawai peeli thi?
M :Nahi G dawai neeli thi.

Dr:Aby gadhe dawai ko pee lia tha?
M :Nahi G peeliya to mujhe tha.

Dr:Ulu k pathay!
dawai ko khol k mu mein rakh lia tha?
M:Nhi aapne hi to kaha tha k fridge mein rkhna!

Main theek to ho jaonga na Dr? :-]]> Mon, 15 Mar 2010 18:43:02 +0000 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=127&PID=14927#14927 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1001&PID=14926#14926 Author: Zohan
Subject: What is a friend?
Posted: 15-Mar-2010 at 6:39pm

Yaqin Pe Yaqin DiLate Hen Dost


Rah Chalte Ko jotiyan parwate Hen Dost



Pepsi BoL K KUPPI PiLate Hen Dost



PehLi Bar Zindgi May cigret pilate hen dost

Roz ghar dair se aane pr abbay se dant pittwate hen Dost

Pr kuch b kaho kambakhat bohat yad aate hen Dost

"Love u Bagairtooo'']]> Mon, 15 Mar 2010 18:39:46 +0000 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1001&PID=14926#14926 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1916&PID=14925#14925 Author: Zohan
Subject: Sardar Ji Adult SMS and Jokes
Posted: 15-Mar-2010 at 2:19pm

Judge: Kiya ap wo jaga dikha sakty ho
Jahan Aapki BV k sath Rape hua?
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Sardar ne Apni BV ki Sarri uthai Underware neechay kiya aur bola
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ETHAY, MY LORD]]> Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:19:52 +0000 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1916&PID=14925#14925 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=706&PID=14924#14924 Author: Zohan
Subject: Love is pain
Posted: 15-Mar-2010 at 2:12pm

1murgha 1murghi k piche bhag raha tha
k murghi train k niche kut kr mar gai
murgha sad hokr bola.
Marhoma bht naik thi

“jaan dedi mgr pappi nahi di”]]> Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:12:52 +0000 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=706&PID=14924#14924 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=753&PID=14923#14923 Author: Zohan
Subject: New Kiss SMS and Jokes
Posted: 15-Mar-2010 at 2:07pm

1murgha 1murghi k piche bhag raha tha
k murghi train k niche kut kr mar gai
murgha sad hokr bola.
Marhoma bht naik thi
“jaan dedi mgr pappi nahi di”]]> Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:07:47 +0000 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=753&PID=14923#14923 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=715&PID=14922#14922 Author: Zohan
Subject: Latest Adult SMS and Jokes 18+
Posted: 15-Mar-2010 at 2:04pm

USA School Interview 4 New Admission
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Teacher: Who is ur Dad?
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His Mom shouted: Plz ask simple questions!!!!]]> Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:04:20 +0000 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=715&PID=14922#14922 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=193&PID=14921#14921 Author: Zohan
Subject: Adulties + Funties
Posted: 15-Mar-2010 at 2:01pm

Yeh Express News Walay Kitnay Ganday Hein,
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Kehte Hain:
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"Jo Sab Chupatay Hain, Wo Hum Dikhatay Hain..
Tauba .. Tauba"]]> Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:01:08 +0000 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=193&PID=14921#14921 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1062&PID=14920#14920 Author: Zohan
Subject: Unique Adult Sms
Posted: 15-Mar-2010 at 1:54pm

100 logo se poocha gaya k unko Larkiyon ka
“BRAIZER”
kis tarah ka pasand hai?
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2% ne kaha
“White”
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1% ne kaha
“Black”
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97% ne kaha
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“UTRA HUA”]]> Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:54:36 +0000 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1062&PID=14920#14920 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=890&PID=14919#14919 Author: Zohan
Subject: New Adult SMS & Jokes
Posted: 15-Mar-2010 at 1:50pm

Teacher asks children what do u wish 2 b in future?

Ali:
i want 2 b pilot

Amir:
i want 2 b doctor

aliza:
i want 2 b a good mother

Pappu:
I want 2 help Aliza]]> Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:50:54 +0000 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=890&PID=14919#14919 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=211&PID=14918#14918 Author: Zohan
Subject: Cool jokes
Posted: 15-Mar-2010 at 1:49pm

Police wala thanay mein aik mulzim ko bohot maar raha tha…!

Aur us per bohot saare ilzaam laga raha tha..

Isi dauraan usko Phone aaya ke us ke Ghar beta paida hua hai..

Phone sun kar us ne doosron ko bataya..

Ye sun kar Mulzim Ghussay Se Cheekha..

Daal De Daal De.. Ye Case bhi mere opper daal de.]]> Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:49:48 +0000 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=211&PID=14918#14918