http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/ This is an XML content feed of; Funny SMS Forum : Student SMS Jokes : Exam’s song by Munna bhai Thu, 09 Sep 2010 13:53:32 +0000 Tue, 18 May 2010 14:34:46 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 9.56a 360 funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=1306 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_images/logo_forum.gif http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/ http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1306&PID=15633#15633 Author: Zohan
Subject: 1306
Posted: 18-May-2010 at 2:34pm

Kid: Daddy ye school kya hota hai

Daddy: Ye woh jagah hai,

Jahan Parents ko loota

Aur

Bachoon ko koota jaata hai :-)]]> Tue, 18 May 2010 14:34:46 +0000 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1306&PID=15633#15633 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1306&PID=14802#14802 Author: eFunny
Subject: 1306
Posted: 09-Mar-2010 at 6:11pm

Prove that

2/10=2

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Arts student:
Out of syllabus.

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Commerce student:
Question hi ghalat hai.

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Medical student:
It's strange yaar,
Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai?

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Engineering student:

Two/ Ten
= wo / en
( w= 23rd letter, o= 15th letter, / e= 5th letter n= 14th letter)

So

=23+15 / 5+14

=38 / 19

=2


Engineers never ask Ans kia hai?

They only ask,

Ans Kya lana hai?]]> Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:11:38 +0000 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1306&PID=14802#14802 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1306&PID=13846#13846 Author: SMS Bucket
Subject: 1306
Posted: 04-Jan-2010 at 9:21am

I Got Zero Marks in Exam.
So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!

Q.1 What is Formula of Water?
Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).

Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?
Ans: From page 115 to page 120.

Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.

Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,
Me or Teacher?:-) ]]> Mon, 04 Jan 2010 09:21:38 +0000 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1306&PID=13846#13846 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1306&PID=10668#10668 Author: Wasiq
Subject: 1306
Posted: 16-Sep-2009 at 12:27pm

Lambi Judai
Student remix

Chaar dino ka exam o rabba,

Lambi parhai,Lambi parhai,

Parhne mai dil mera lage kbhi na,

Parhne se jan meri jaye hmesha,

Kitne zamane baad oo rabba,

Tution lagaya, Tution lagaya,

Soyaa raha main Classon mai apni,

Teacher se roz roz pit k mai aaya,

Kitna pita hun sooj gaya hun,

Chalna phrna bhool gaya hun,

chaar dino ka exam o rabba,

lambi parhai,lambi parhai..
]]> Wed, 16 Sep 2009 12:27:14 +0000 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1306&PID=10668#10668 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1306&PID=7850#7850 Author: Dodma
Subject: 1306
Posted: 29-Jun-2009 at 8:15am

"I studied Everythng but never topped,
But 2day the topperz of da best Universitiez r my Employeez"
(BILL GATES)

ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHNG..
HAVE YOUR OWN...;-> ]]> Mon, 29 Jun 2009 08:15:32 +0000 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1306&PID=7850#7850 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1306&PID=6992#6992 Author: SantaBanta
Subject: 1306
Posted: 30-Apr-2009 at 8:02pm

A MBA Student to a Sweeper:”Mere paas degree hai,knowledge hai,4 logo main izzat hai…teray paas kya hai?”….
     
Sweeper proudly:”Mery paas naukri hai”….]]> Thu, 30 Apr 2009 20:02:53 +0000 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1306&PID=6992#6992 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1306&PID=6991#6991 Author: SantaBanta
Subject: 1306
Posted: 30-Apr-2009 at 8:01pm

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,

Student sarey jage.

Dekho pakro yaron,

Ghadi k kaante bhaage.

Ek pariksha khatam,to doji

shuru ho gayi MAAMU.”
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