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Total Comment posted in Cool Jokes: 131
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Types of Cities in World
Teacher: What is Velocity?
Student: Fastest City in World.
Teacher: What is Electricity?
Student: It is the most Dangerous City.
Teacher: What is Thermocity?
Student: The Hottest City.
Teacher: What is Elasticity?
Student: It is Expandable City?
Teacher: What is Plasticity?
Student: It is Breakable City.
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By: K Lakshman
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Safeguard Sabun Hai?
Bacha Dukandar Se:
Uncle Aapke Paas Safeguard Sabun Hai?
Dukandar: G Han.
Bacha: Phir Us Se Hath Dho Kar Ek Qulfi Dena. :-)
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By: Rooman Qamar
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Why Are You Fighting?
Two Ladies Were Fighting for the Window Seat in Bus,
Both were claiming that She Came First,
One Old Man was Watching this All.
At last he said: Why Are You Fighting?
Is ka Hal Main Tum ko Batata Hon,
Tum mein se Jo bhi Umar Main Barri hai Wo Baith Jaye.
Dono Ek Dosri Se Boli Theek hai Tum Baith Jao. :-)
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By: Master Mind
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Abey Wo Dekh Teri BHABI
Urdu Ki "TEACHER"
"Wo Dekho Ek Khubsurat Larki Khari Hai"
Is Jumly ko Apne Alfaaz Mai Likho...
STUDENT:
Abey Wo Dekh Teri BHABI. :-)
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By: AsiM
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Mummy Dady & Baby Sitting
Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,
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Q?
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Taa K
Mummy Dady Se,
Dady Baby Se,
Baby Mummy Se,
Dady Mummy Se,
Baby Dady Se,
ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar Saken. :-)
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By: Rizwan Hussain
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Modern Dictionary
Modern Dictionary:
Aqal: Sab se Bari Cheez Sab se Chhote Dabbay Me.
Fashion: "Shorbay" ko Chhuri Kaante se Peena.
Tajurba: Purani Ghaltiyon ki Roshni Me Nayi Ghalti Karna.
Office: Thakay Haaray Aadmi Ki Aaram Gaah.
Taajir: 2 or 2 ko Paanch Karne Ka Maahir.
Cricket Umpire: Khilariyon ki Qameez Latkane ki Khoonti.
Doctor: Spare Parts Ki Marrammat Karne Wala.
Saal: 365 Na-Kaamyon ka Ambaar.
Parosi: Jo Aap Se Zyada Aap k Gharelo Halaat Janta Ho.
Jaddo-Jehad: Bekaar Sar Marna.
Hospital: Jahan Bagher Chhuri K Mareezo'n ki Khaal Utari Jati Hai.
Bhaari Jehaz: Dulhan ki Qubooliyat Me Eham Kirdaar Ada Karta Hai.
Test Match: Aaj Ka Kaam Kal Par Nahi Balkay Parson Par Chhorna.
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By: AsiM
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Duniya Barri KUTTI Hai
Master: Duniya Gol Hai.
Student: Aap Kehtay Hain
To Maan Leta Hon.
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Warna Papa Kehtay Hain K.
Duniya Barri "KUTTI CHEEZ" Hai.
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By: SAYYAM
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Diff b/w 1st & Last Night
What is the Difference Between 1st Night & Last Night?
If You Sleep on Flowers, It is 1st Night.
If Flowers Sleep on You, It is Last Night.
Scary, But True. :-)
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By: qureshi
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Dog Fell In Love With Cat
A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat
But Dog's Parents Refused Cat
Guess Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason
Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai. :-)
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By: Dapper
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Why is Fire Brigade RED
Why is Fire Brigade RED in Color?
Ans:
Fire Brigade has a Ladder.
Ladder has Steps.
Steps have to be Climbed on Foot.
Foot is Measured by a Ruler.
Ruler can be a King or a Queen.
Queen of England is Elizabeth.
Elizabeth is also the name of a Ship.
Ship Sails on Water.
Water has Fish.
Fish has Fins.
Fins are the people of Finland.
Finland's National Flag is RED.
SO a Fire Brigade is RED in Color.
Some Other Day I will Tell you Why Ambulance is White. ;-)
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By: Taha
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Comments Posted in Cool Jokes at this Page:
Rashid Minhan says:
( Sunday, January 31, 2010 )
hahahahhaha......these r such good sms''s i like these msgs
ammmar says:
( Saturday, October 24, 2009 )
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diseh says:
( Saturday, August 01, 2009 )
Good sms'es
haider ali says:
( Monday, May 25, 2009 )
you have a good collection of msgs...
so niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
suresh says:
( Tuesday, May 05, 2009 )
vey nice site some messages are woth reading and sharing
faiz ullah says:
( Monday, April 13, 2009 )
do u know difrnce between six n sex.
simple.
bat ko utha k maro to six.
bed pe leta k maro to sex.
hands open hon to six.
legs oper hon to sex.
shahid ali says:
( Friday, February 20, 2009 )
Its an ibadat to bring a smile on other face "WELL DONE" Keep it up
lucky says:
( Thursday, February 12, 2009 )
Veryyy Veryyyy Boring
Manzoor says:
( Thursday, January 01, 2009 )
Dil ki doorian barr na saki faslon kh tarah...aj rat b soy tujay yad kartay huy
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( Tuesday, December 30, 2008 )
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