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  • Lux & Rexona are lovers
    A Love Story

    Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment in Dettol street,
    Lux's dad Capri & mama Palmolive fixed his marriage with Opal But Rexona's dad Lifebuoy & mama Camay decided Lux & Rexona's marriage in Dove registrar office.
    Rexona's uncle Rin & aunty Pears signed as witness.
    1 year later Rexona gave birth 2 twins
    they named them Johnson & Johnson
    Moral
    Maine app koo saray soaps k naam yaad karwa diye hain,ab tu mou dho le yar..!


  •   By: SAYYAM
  • JAb Tumhari Shadddi Ho Gi
    JAb

    Tumhari

    Shadddi

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    Tu

    Tumhari

    Biwi

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    Pait

    Main


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    BHATIJA ho GA


    Sale Dost pe Shak KArta HA


  •   By: PAGALPANTI
  • Aik din hum un k ghar gaye... wo so
    Aik din hum un k ghar gaye...


    wo soye hoye the....


    Aik din wo hamare ghar aaye...


    hum soye hoye the...


    Moral:-



    ''JaisA kaRo gE wAisa bhAro gE..''


  •   By: PAGALPANTI
  • Ye Zaruri nahi k agg se jal jaye Insaan,
    Ye Zaruri nahi k agg se jal jaye Insaan,
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    Kuch Log Mere Istyale se bhi Jal jate hain

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    ll ...(}
    ll <; L


    hmmmmm.....!!!


  •   By: bewafa prince
  • Mera Naya Airtel Ka Number
    Salam,

    9876543210

    Ye Mera

    Airtel Ka "Naya"


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    Number
    Mat Samjh Lena
    Pagal
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    ye to 9 se 0 tak olti ginti hain.....

    Ab Bewakufo ki tarah uper mat dekhna...


  •   By: bewafa prince
  • Octopus Paul Baba ne bhavishwani ki hain
    Octopus Paul Baba ne bhavishwani ki hain ki...

    Next cricket world cup Jitne wali team

    hogi...

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    Are niche kya dekh rahe hu...

    ye ek afwah hain..

    Octopus Paul Baba cricket nahi dekte.


    :)


  •   By: bewafa prince
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