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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Yeh Konsi Cigarette Di Hai?
    Ek Larkay ne Dukaan se Cigarette ka Packet liya,
    Likha tha K "Khabaradaar Mard Hazraat ki Ziyada Cigarette Noshi Mardanaa Kamzori ka Sabab Ban Sakti Hai."

    Woh Larka Dubara Dukaan Par Gaya aur Cigarette Wapas Rakh Kar Bola:
    "Yeh Konsi Cigarette Di Hai? CANCER WAALI DAY NAA"..:-)


  By: Shahnaz   Send To Mobile
  • Boss Driver Se
    Boss Driver Se:
    Jab Me ny Ishara Kiya To
    Tum Rukay Q Nahi??

    Driver:
    Janab Me Samjha K Aap Mujhy
    Salam Ker Rahy Hen...;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Dhobi
    Duniya Mein Sab Se Himmat Wala Kaun ??
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    Ans:" Dhobi

    Kabhi Bhi Kisi Ke Ghar Jaa Kar Bol Sakta Hai,
    "Sahib Bibi Ji Ko Bolo Kapde Nikal Kar Rakhe..
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    Mein Abhi Aa Ke Leta Hun"...:p;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Colgate
    Ek Frustrated Employee ne
    Apne Boss se poochha:

    "Sir kya Colgate Aapke Daant se Keera Nikal deta hai?"

    Boss Answer : Yes

    Employee:
    "To Aap Colgate Ko
    Apni BUM mein Kyu Nahi Lagate"...;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Sprite 3G
    Ye Jo Kehtay Hen
    Nahi Ho Sakta,
    Sub Ghalat Hy..
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    Ye Tujhy Janty Nahi..

    (",)>
    ,"')))..Pooooonn
    ,_//

    Sprite 3G
    Kuch Kar Dikhane Ki Piyas Hai...;-p :-)

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
    Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
    Chhor Gaya Raja
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    Wah Wah..
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    Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
    Chhor Gaya Raja
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    Double Sawari Band Hai,
    Tu Bus Pakar
    K Aaja ... ;->


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Man Outside Phone Booth
    Man Outside Phone Booth:
    Excuse me !!
    You are Holding the Phone since 20 mins.
    &
    haven't Spoken a Word..!

    Man Inside: I'm Talking to My Wife...:-(

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Larki 1 Ghanty Me
    Ek Larki 1 Ghanty Me 40 Rotiyan Banati Hai,,

    To 3 Larkiyan Mil Ker
    Ek Ghanty Me
    Kitni Rotiyan Banaen Gi???
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    Ek Bhi Nahi,,

    Wo Sirf Baaten banaen gi Aur
    Rotiyan Tandoor Se Aaen gi...:-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Advertise From An Airline
    Advertise From An Airline..!

    Agar Husband & Wife Hamaray Aeroplane me
    Ikhttay Safar karen to
    Unhen 50 % Discount milay ga.
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    After 2 Weeks..

    Publication Section Write Letter
    to All Passenger's Wives About Services.
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    All Wives Replied:
    Hum ne Kab Safar kiya Hai...:-0 :-)

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Chota Bacha Bus ki Khidki se
    Ek Chota Bacha Bus ki Khidki se Susu kar raha tha....
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    Ek Aurat Boli:
    Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Hai kiya??
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    Bacha: Aray Aunty,
    Sharam ko Choro,
    Susu ko dekho Kitna DoOor Tak ja Raha Hai..;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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