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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Ek Wazeer Pagal Khany Gaya
    Ek Wazeer Pagal Khany Ka Dora Kerny Gaye..

    Doctor:
    Ye Kamra Un Zehni Mareezon Ka Hai Jo
    Auto Mobile Engineer Aur Mechanic Hen.

    Wazeer:
    Magar Ye Log Kahan Hen,
    Bister Per To Koi Nazar Nahi araha.

    Doctor:
    Janab Sab K Sab Bister K Neechy Hen,
    Aur Gaariyon Ki
    Marammat Ker Rahy Hen...;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • National Geographic Team Ny
    National Geographic Team Ny
    Pakistan Aany Ka Faisla Ker Liya,,

    QK
    Unhen Pata Chala Hai K

    Pakistan Me Ek Aisa Nayab Shair Bhi Paya Jata hai,

    Jo

    Museebat Parny per

    Kutty Se Madad Maang Leta Hai...;-p:)

    Ji ji
    Samajh to Gaye Hon gy Aap...:-)
    Hahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Aapka Weight kitna hai
    Doctor:
    Aapka Weight kitna hai?

    Patient:
    Chashme ke sath 75 kgs.

    Doctor:
    Aur bina Chashme ke?

    Patient:
    Bina Chashme k to Mujhe Dikhta hi Nahi..;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Bruce Lee’s Favorite
    Bruce Lee’s Favorite..!

    VEGETABLE: MU LEE
    BREAKFAST: ID LEE
    FESTIVAL: DIVA LEE
    ACTRESS: SONA LEE
    MUSIC: QAWAA LEE
    MOVIE: COO LEE No. 1
    ANIMAL: BIL LEE
    TIMEPASS: KHUJ LEE...;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Saala
    Judge: U R Crossing the Limits.

    Lawyer: Kon Saala Aisa kehta hai?

    Judge: How dare you Call Me Saala?

    Lawyer: My Lord, I said Kon "Sa Law" Aisa kehta hai...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Zalim December
    Becharay "December" Ko Zalim
    Qarar De Ker Kosnay Walay
    Shaairon Se
    Ek Sawal Hai..!

    Ye
    "May Aur June"
    K Kertoot
    Tumhen Nazar Nahi Aaty Kiya?

    Ye Dono Tumharay "Maamay"
    Lagty Hen...;-p:)

    Hahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Naya SMS
    Yeh 1 Naya SMS Hai.
    Market me Bhi Nahi aya abhi Tak,
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    COMING SOON..

    Jab Market me nahi aya To
    Phir Aap k Paas kaise Aaye Ga....:-);-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Star Plus
    Ye soch kar Pareshan hoon Me,

    "Kal bhi Bhutto Zinda Tha
    Aaj Bhi Bhutto Zinda Hai"
    DOSTO!
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    Kiya Bhutto
    "STAR PLUS"
    me Kaam Karta Hai...;=>:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Cinderella’s Shoe
    Can any one give the answer
    of this Question
    If Cinderella’s Shoe Fits Perfectly,
    Then why did it fall off?
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    Meeesni ny Prince jo Phasana Tha..:-P:-D


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Hospital
    .* Hospital Me 2 Aurton Ka Operation Ho Raha Tha..
    Dono K Shohar Pareshani Me Tehal Rahy Thy..
    Achanak Ek Nurse Bahar Nikli, Us K Hath Me Ek Bacha Tha Jiska Rang Kala Tha.
    Bachy Ko Dekh Kr Ek Admi Uski Taraf Bhaga r Kaha:
    "Ye Mera Bacha Hai".

    Nurse Herani Se: Aap Ko Kese Pata??
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    Shohar: " Meri Bivi Ki Aadat Hai Har Cheez Jala Deti Hai"..:-)


  By: Adnan Shalmani   Send To Mobile
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