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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Late Or Let
    Boss 2 Lady Secretary:
    Aap late kyu aayi ho..?

    Secretary: Take it Easy Sir,
    Late aayi hun to,,
    "Let" jaaungi na.. ;-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Pakistani Police
    Pakistani Police..!

    Motorcycle Wala:
    Sir Ji, Mere Kaghzaat To Puray Hen
    Phir Chalaan Q??

    Police Wala:
    Sohniyo,, Double Sawari Khul Gai ay,
    Te Tu Kalla e Ja riya ay... ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Sheikh Ny Apna X-Ray
    Ek Sheikh Ny Apna X-Ray Kerwaya.

    Doctor:
    Aap K X-Ray Me Aap Ki Haddi Tuti Hui Hai.

    Sheikh:
    Chalo Shuker Hai k
    X-Ray Me hi Tuti Hai,
    Agar Asal Me Tuti Hoti To Kafi Kharcha Hota..;-p ;-)

    Hahahhaa


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Maths and Women
    "Maths and Women r the
    Two Most Complicated Things in This World"

    BUT...

    .

    .

    .

    Maths, Atleast has LOGIC!" ... ;-p :-)

    Hahahhaa


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • 3 Idiots - Facebook Style
    3 Idiots - Facebook Style:

    Rancho: *Smiling*

    Teacher: Aap muskura Q rahe ho?
    Rancho: Bohot dino se Facebook me
    account banane ki ichha thi.
    aaj bana diya hai.
    bohot maza aa raha hai.

    Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai,
    Tell me what is a Post?
    Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is Post, Sir.

    Teacher: Can you please elaborate?

    Rancho: Sir,,jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai Sir,,
    Ghumne gaye, photo daal diya!
    Post hai Sir.
    Match dekha score daal diya! Post hai Sir.
    Sir actually hum post se ghire hue hen,
    Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak!
    Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment,
    ek second me like!
    Comment-Like..­ Comment-Like
    Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge?
    Comment-Like.. Comment-Like
    Hey Chatur tum batao,

    Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos
    posted through mobile or tablet
    or laptop or desktop via different
    operating system using internet
    on Facebook is called a Post...
    Teacher: Excellent!
    Rancho: Par sir Mene bhi to wohi bola seedhe Shabdo me..

    Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai to
    Orkut ya Twitter ke pages pe account banao.. ;-)

    Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi to..
    Teacher: Get out!
    Rancho: Why sir?
    Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar Jao.

    Rancho goes out and comes back*

    Teacher: Kya hua?

    Rancho: Kuch Bhul gaya tha Sir.
    Teacher: Kya?
    Rancho: An utility button given to us,
    to protect our private data
    i.e pictures, messages or
    personal information for being
    stolen or used for bad purpose
    by hackers or anyone else.

    Teacher: Kehna kya chahte ho??
    Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhul gaya tha!
    Teacher: Seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?!
    Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, Aap Ko Pasand Nahi Aya. ;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • 3 Idiots - Facebook Style
    3 Idiots - Facebook Style:

    Rancho: *Smiling*

    Teacher: Aap muskura Q rahe ho?

    Rancho: Bohot dino se Facebook me
    account banane ki ichha thi...
    aaj bana diya hai...
    bohot maza aa raha hai.

    Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai,
    Tell me what is a Post?

    Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is Post, Sir.

    Teacher: Can you please elaborate?

    Rancho: Sir,,jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai Sir,,
    Ghumne gaye, photo daal diya!
    Post hai Sir.
    Match dekha score daal diya! Post hai Sir.
    Sir actually hum post se ghire hue hen,
    Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak!
    Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment,
    ek second me like!
    Comment-Like...­ Comment-Like

    Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge?
    Comment-Like.. Comment-Like..

    Hey Chatur tum batao,

    Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos
    posted through mobile or tablet
    or laptop or desktop via different
    operating system using internet
    on Facebook is called a Post...

    Teacher: Excellent!

    Rancho: Par sir Mene bhi to wohi bola seedhe Shabdo me..

    Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai to
    Orkut ya Twitter ke pages pe account banao.. ;-)

    Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi to..

    Teacher: Get out!

    Rancho: Why sir?

    Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar Jao.

    Rancho goes out and comes back*

    Teacher: Kya hua?

    Rancho: Kuch Bhul gaya tha Sir.

    Teacher: Kya?

    Rancho: An utility button given to us,
    to protect our private data
    i.e pictures, messages or
    personal information for being
    stolen or used for bad purpose
    by hackers or anyone else...

    Teacher: Kehna kya chahte ho!?!?

    Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhul gaya tha!

    Teacher: Seedha seedha nahi bol


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Agar Wo Meri Nahi hui
    BOY: Agar Wo Meri Nahi hui to
    Kisi ka Nahi Hone dunga..!
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    .
    .
    .
    .
    FRIENDS Excited Ho Ker:
    "Aur Agar Wo Teri Hui
    to Kya Sab ka Hone Dega?".. ;-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Awaz Mera Rasta Rok Leti Hai
    Sheikh:
    Janu Kabhi Kabhi Aadhi Raat Ko
    Mera Dil Kerta Hai Me Tum Ko Bataun K
    Me Kitni Shiddat Se Tumhen Mohabbat Kerta Hun.
    .
    Larki:
    To Phir Apni Janu Ko Call Q Nahi Kerty??
    .
    Sheikh:
    Me To Kerny Ki Koshish Kerta Hun
    Magar Ek Awaz Mera Rasta Rok Leti Hai.
    .
    Larki Herani se:
    Kesi Awaz??
    .
    Sheikh:
    Yehi K Is Call k Liye
    Aap Ka Balance Nakafi Hai...;-p

    hahahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • New Thirsty Crow
    New Thirsty Crow

    Teesri dafa ka zikar hai...

    Ek Pyasaa Kawwa Paani ki Talaash main,

    Idhar udhar maara maara phir raha tha.

    Lekin kahin bhi paani nahi mila. Aakhir kaar thak haar kar ek insaan se bola.

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    .
    .
    .

    Zalimaa Coca Cola pila day. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Agar Do Peepal K Darakhton
    Teacher:
    Agar Do Peepal K Darakhton Ko
    Ek Rassi Se Baandh Diya Jaaye To
    Uss Rassi Ko Kya Kahenge??
    .
    .
    Student:
    Uss Rassi Ko Kahenge,
    " NOKIA,
    Connecting Peepal".. ;-p ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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