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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Laundry Bill
    Income Tax Officer Hans Raha Tha..

    Clerk : Kya Hua ???

    Officer : Sunny Leon Ki File Hai..

    Clerk : To ???

    Officer :
    Kapde Phenti Nahi Hai Aur
    Laundry Bill
    11 Lacs Bataya Hai... ;-p ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • PURE Vegetarian JOKE
    PURE Vegetarian JOKE..
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    HUSBAND:
    "DEKHO ME TUMHARE LIYE MULI, GAJAR,
    KAKDI, KARELA AUR KELE LAYA HUN"
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    BIWI:
    "APP KAHIN LAMBE TOUR PE JAA RAHE HO KYA?..;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Mohabbat K Raste
    ArZ KiYa Hai:

    MoHaBBat Ke
    RaSte Me
    HaR WaQt
    DaRd MiLeGa..
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    Me SocH RaHa Hun is RaSte Pe
    Ek HoSPiTaL KhoL Lun,,
    KhuB CHaLeGa... ;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Girl Friend to Bechari
    Bhai ko bhai se juda karti hai "GF"

    Maa ko bete se juda karti hai "GF"

    Pati aur patni me doorie lati hai
    "GF"

    Gharo me jhagda karati hai "GF"

    Insano ko insano se juda karti hai
    "GF"

    "GF" Matlab "Ghalat Fahmi"....

    Jo abhi ap ko huie hai.

    Girl Friend to Bechari Masoom aur
    Piyari Hoti Hai..;-p ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • MAUKA
    GiRL: Agar MAUKA MiLa to KYA Tum
    Mujhse SHADi kroge?

    BOY: Agar MAUKA MiL gaya to
    phir SHAADi karne ki KYA ZARURAT he?

    MAUKA hi KAAFi he...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Biryani
    1 Shayer Ne 1 Nakaab Wali Ladki Patayi 2nd Day Ladki Bikni Main Milne Aayi Shayer Dekh Kar Hairaan Hogaya Aur Shayeri Main Bola

    Shayer : Dekh Kar Tujhe Hogaya Main Sharam Se Pani Pani

    (Ladki thoda Tez Thi Shayeri Main Set Thi)

    Shayer : Dekh Kar Tujhe Hogaya Main Sharam Se Pani Pani

    Ladki : Meri Jaan Daal Gosh Khaoge Yaa Biryani.. ;-)

    Hahahhaa


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi Ki Waja
    Naraz Baap:
    Iss Ladki me aisa kya hai k
    Tu Isi Se Shaadi Kerna Chahta Hai?
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    Beta:
    Dad Ye Bachpan me
    Angutha Bohut Acha Choosti thi..;-p

    Hahahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • AB AAP KI BARI HAI
    Girl: Pados wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti hain..

    Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

    “AB TUMHARI BARI HAI”

    Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

    Friend: Kaise ?

    Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main unk Gaal kheench k kehti hun..

    “AB AAP KI BARI HAI”


  By: Muhammad Atif   Send To Mobile
  • Girl Check Up
    Girl Check up k liye gai
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    Doctor ki niyat khrab hogai.
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    Dr ne uske kaprey utarwaye,
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    Girl: Kiss q le rahe ho?
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    Dr: Checkup k liye.
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    Girl: Breast q daba rahe ho?
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    Dr: Breast Cancer check karne ke liye
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    Dr Starts Fucking..
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    Girl: Kya kar rahe ho?
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    Dr: Aids Checkup
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    Girl:
    Check Kya krna hai Aids ki to Dawayi lene Aai thi..;-p ;-)

    Hahahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • 5 Rupay me Khana
    Our Government says:
    Rs.5 me Khana Milta hai.
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    Ye Sunkar Hum Rs.5 le kr
    Restaurant
    Pohuch gaye...
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    Manager ne Roti Sabzi k
    5 Airtel Video
    dikha diye...
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    Mazak ki bhi Hadd hoti hai Yaar...;-p

    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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