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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Nawaz Sharif K Ghar Se
    Mamnoon Hussain:
    Aaj Nawaz Sharif K Ghar Se Mithai Aai Thi,
    Maryam Nawaz Ka Koi Naya Behan Bhai Aya Hai Kiya??


    Qaim Ali Shah:
    Pata Nahi Yaar,
    Shayad Miyan Sahab Ka Pajama Leak Ho Gaya Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Baat Maan Le
    Jo Aurat Ek Minute Me Baat Maan Le,
    Wo "Maa" Hai..

    Jo 3 Minute Me Many
    Wo "Behan" Hai..

    Jo 5 Minute Me Many
    Wo "Beti" Hai..

    Aur Jo Baar Baar Kehny Per Bhi Na Many
    Wo
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    "BEHRI" Hai.. :-)

    Kiya Aap "Bivi" Samajh Rahy Thy ?

    Yaar Aap Bhi Naa.. :-D


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Boss Gun le ker Ghusse me
    Boss Gun le ker Ghusse me Office aaya or Chilla Ker Bola:

    "Kisne Meri Wife ko Kiss kiya,
    Saale ko Jaan se Maar dunga"
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    Piche se Awaz aayi: Sir Goliyan Kam Pad jayengi.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Pareshani
    Patient:
    Mujhe Khane ke baad Bhook nahi lagti,
    Aur Soney ke baad Neend nahi aati.
    Bohat Pareshan hun.


    Doctor:
    SARI RAAT DHOOP ME BETHO THEEK HO JAOGE.. :-)


  By: Maha Abro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Tum Majnu ho
    Majnu Darkhat k piche khra tha
    Laila: Tum Majnu ho na?
    Majnu: Haan
    Majnu Phir deewar k piche khara tha
    Laila: Tum Majnu ho na?
    Majnu: Haaan
    Majnu Phir Jharion k piche beth gya
    Laila Aker boli: Tum Majnu ho na?
    Majnu: Aho0 Laila Teri Mehrbani Menu P0ti kr lain dy, Jaan chad Meri. :-D


  By: Romeo   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Ek Kaan Se Sun Ker
    Bivi Ghusse Se:
    Me Tum Se Jo Kuch Bhi Kehti Hun
    Tum Ek Kaan Se Sun Ker Dusray Se Nikaal Dete Ho.

    Shoher:
    Aur Me Tum Se Jo Kuch Kehta Hun
    Wo Tum Dono Kano Se Sun Ker
    Munh Se Nikaal Deti Ho.. :-(

    Hhahahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Pappu Ka Khat
    Pappu Ka Apni Girlfriend K Naam Ek Khat..

    Dear Darling..!
    Me Pagal Nahi Hun,
    Bas Tumhen Dekh Ker
    Mere Dil Ka Dimagh Kharab Ho Jata Hai.. :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Kutty Ki Dum
    Pappu Kutty Ki Poonch Pipe Me Daal Raha Tha.

    Dost:
    You Idiot, Kutty Ki Dum Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Hoti.

    Pappu:
    Aby Duffer, Me Pipe Ko Bend Ker Raha Hun.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Bahar Ka Khana
    Waiter: Sir Aapny Samosy,
    Burger Aur Roll Ander Se
    Kha Liye Magar Bahar Se Chor Diye Hen.

    Customer: Ji Haan,
    Mujhy Doctor Ny Bahar Ka Khana Mana Kiya Hai.. :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Alag Type K Log
    Apny Haseen Chehray Ko Hathon Me Chupa Lo

    ..Aye Dost..

    Hum Alag Type K Log Hen,,

    "Chammat" Maar K Bhaag Jaty Hen.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
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