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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Ek Ladka Apni Girlfrnd ko
    Ek Ladka Apni Girlfrnd ko
    le kar Ghumne jata hai..

    Achanak boht Tez Barish hony Lagti hai.
    .
    Socho Bohat Tez Barish,
    Ladka Ladki Akele,
    .
    Socho kya hota hai ??
    socho..?
    .
    .
    .
    Socho..?
    .
    .
    Nahi pata..?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Ladki ka Makeup Utar Jata hai
    aur
    Ladka Dar ke Bhaag Jata hai.. ;-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Hamla
    Wife:
    Agar Shair Ny Mujh Per Aur
    Meri Ammi Per Hamla Ker Diya To
    Tum kis Ko Bachao Gy??

    Husband:
    Me Bechary Shair Ko Bachaun Ga.. ;-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Sorry I Am Late
    Ghaalib Ne Girl Friend Ko Date
    Pe Bulaya..
    Par Wo Late Aayi..
    .
    Girlfriend: Sorry I Am Late..
    .
    Ghalib: Falak Pe Chand
    Sitaron Ko Need ARahi Hai,
    Doosri K Aaney Ka Time HoGya,
    Aur Tu Ab Aa Rahi Hai.. ;-)

    hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • 1 More Chance
    Ek Ladki 18th Floor se Gir Gai..

    13th floor pe 1 Ladke ne catch kar liya or pocha mujh se pyar karogi?

    ladki: no,,,
    Ladkay ne usay chhor dia.

    9th floor pe 1 or Ladke na catch kia or
    pocha: Muje Kiss krogi?

    Ladki: No, Usne b chhor diya.

    Ladki Cheekhen Marti hui 1 or Chance ki Dua karne lagi.

    3th floor pe Aate Aate Pappu ne catch kar liya..

    Ladki Foran Boli:
    "Me Tumse Pyar b krungi or Kiss bhi karungi"

    Pappu ne usay foran chor diya or bola

    Pappu: Characterless Girl,
    Is se Accha to Tu
    Mar jaye, Me Shareef Banda hun,
    Ye Ghalat Kaam Hargiz nhi karounga..."?
    .
    Pappu Rocks Girl Shocks..


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Late Or Let
    Boss 2 Lady Secretary:
    Aap late kyu aayi ho..?

    Secretary: Take it Easy Sir,
    Late aayi hun to,,
    "Let" jaaungi na.. ;-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Pakistani Police
    Pakistani Police..!

    Motorcycle Wala:
    Sir Ji, Mere Kaghzaat To Puray Hen
    Phir Chalaan Q??

    Police Wala:
    Sohniyo,, Double Sawari Khul Gai ay,
    Te Tu Kalla e Ja riya ay... ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Sheikh Ny Apna X-Ray
    Ek Sheikh Ny Apna X-Ray Kerwaya.

    Doctor:
    Aap K X-Ray Me Aap Ki Haddi Tuti Hui Hai.

    Sheikh:
    Chalo Shuker Hai k
    X-Ray Me hi Tuti Hai,
    Agar Asal Me Tuti Hoti To Kafi Kharcha Hota..;-p ;-)

    Hahahhaa


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Maths and Women
    "Maths and Women r the
    Two Most Complicated Things in This World"

    BUT...

    .

    .

    .

    Maths, Atleast has LOGIC!" ... ;-p :-)

    Hahahhaa


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • 3 Idiots - Facebook Style
    3 Idiots - Facebook Style:

    Rancho: *Smiling*

    Teacher: Aap muskura Q rahe ho?
    Rancho: Bohot dino se Facebook me
    account banane ki ichha thi.
    aaj bana diya hai.
    bohot maza aa raha hai.

    Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai,
    Tell me what is a Post?
    Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is Post, Sir.

    Teacher: Can you please elaborate?

    Rancho: Sir,,jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai Sir,,
    Ghumne gaye, photo daal diya!
    Post hai Sir.
    Match dekha score daal diya! Post hai Sir.
    Sir actually hum post se ghire hue hen,
    Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak!
    Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment,
    ek second me like!
    Comment-Like..­ Comment-Like
    Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge?
    Comment-Like.. Comment-Like
    Hey Chatur tum batao,

    Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos
    posted through mobile or tablet
    or laptop or desktop via different
    operating system using internet
    on Facebook is called a Post...
    Teacher: Excellent!
    Rancho: Par sir Mene bhi to wohi bola seedhe Shabdo me..

    Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai to
    Orkut ya Twitter ke pages pe account banao.. ;-)

    Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi to..
    Teacher: Get out!
    Rancho: Why sir?
    Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar Jao.

    Rancho goes out and comes back*

    Teacher: Kya hua?

    Rancho: Kuch Bhul gaya tha Sir.
    Teacher: Kya?
    Rancho: An utility button given to us,
    to protect our private data
    i.e pictures, messages or
    personal information for being
    stolen or used for bad purpose
    by hackers or anyone else.

    Teacher: Kehna kya chahte ho??
    Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhul gaya tha!
    Teacher: Seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?!
    Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, Aap Ko Pasand Nahi Aya. ;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • 3 Idiots - Facebook Style
    3 Idiots - Facebook Style:

    Rancho: *Smiling*

    Teacher: Aap muskura Q rahe ho?

    Rancho: Bohot dino se Facebook me
    account banane ki ichha thi...
    aaj bana diya hai...
    bohot maza aa raha hai.

    Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai,
    Tell me what is a Post?

    Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is Post, Sir.

    Teacher: Can you please elaborate?

    Rancho: Sir,,jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai Sir,,
    Ghumne gaye, photo daal diya!
    Post hai Sir.
    Match dekha score daal diya! Post hai Sir.
    Sir actually hum post se ghire hue hen,
    Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak!
    Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment,
    ek second me like!
    Comment-Like...­ Comment-Like

    Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge?
    Comment-Like.. Comment-Like..

    Hey Chatur tum batao,

    Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos
    posted through mobile or tablet
    or laptop or desktop via different
    operating system using internet
    on Facebook is called a Post...

    Teacher: Excellent!

    Rancho: Par sir Mene bhi to wohi bola seedhe Shabdo me..

    Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai to
    Orkut ya Twitter ke pages pe account banao.. ;-)

    Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi to..

    Teacher: Get out!

    Rancho: Why sir?

    Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar Jao.

    Rancho goes out and comes back*

    Teacher: Kya hua?

    Rancho: Kuch Bhul gaya tha Sir.

    Teacher: Kya?

    Rancho: An utility button given to us,
    to protect our private data
    i.e pictures, messages or
    personal information for being
    stolen or used for bad purpose
    by hackers or anyone else...

    Teacher: Kehna kya chahte ho!?!?

    Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhul gaya tha!

    Teacher: Seedha seedha nahi bol


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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