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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Sad Story
    Ek Aadmi ko Heart ki Bimari thi.
    Doctor ne Namak Ka Istemal Band Ker Diya.
    .
    Uski Biwi Uska Bohat Khayal Rakhy Lagi..
    Wo Admi Bhi Time Per Dawa Lene Laga,
    Diet Ka Khayal Rakhta Aur Namak Bilkul Band Ker Diya.
    .
    Ek Subha Achanak Wo Bathroom Me Mara Hua Mila..
    .
    Postmartom ki Report Aai to
    Waja Jaan Ker Sab Rony Lage..
    QK,
    Uske Toothpaste me ‘Namak’ tha.
    .
    Kiya Aapke Toothpaste me Namak hai?? :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Car Chalani Hai Kiya
    Bas Me Bethi Ek Larki Ki
    T-Shirt Pe Car Bani Hui Thi..
    .
    Us K Sath Ek Chota Bacha
    Usay Bohat Ghor Se Dekh Raha THa..
    .
    Larki Muskura K Boli:
    "Car Chalani Hai Kiya??"
    .
    Bacha Bola:
    Nahi "Horn" Bajana Hai.. :-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Hamary Ghar Munna Aany Wala
    Pappu: Teacher, Hamary Ghar Munna Aany Wala Hai..

    Teacher: Acha Tumhen Kese Pata??

    Pappu: Pichli Baar Mummy
    Hospital Dakhil Hui Thi To
    Munni Aai Thi,
    Ab Papa Dakhil Hen.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Muqabla Baazi
    Babban Bhai Aur Jumman Bhai Dono Dushman Thy..
    .
    Un Me Apas Me Muqabla Hota Tha K
    Fajar Ki Namaz Me Pehly Kon Masjid Jaye Ga..
    .
    Roz Ye Muqabla Babban Bhai Jeet Jaty..
    .
    Aakhir Jumman Bhai Ny Waja Puchi To
    Babban Bhai Ny Kaha K
    "Meri Do Biviyan Hen, Ye Un Ki Hi Meharbani Hai.."
    .
    Bas Phir Kiya Tha,
    Jumman Bhai Ny Bhi Dusri Shadi Ker Li.. :-p
    .
    AlHamduLillah Ab
    Jumman Bhai Bhi Masjid Me Hi Soty Hen.. :-D
    .
    Hahahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Bhikhari Doctor Se
    Bhikhari Doctor Se:
    Mere Chehre Ki Plastic Surgery Kar Do Doctor.
    .
    Doctor: Tum to Pehly Hi Khubsoorst Ho.
    .
    Bhikhari: Doctor,
    Isi Waja Se Koi Mujhe Ek Paisa Nahi Deta.. :-( :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Le Aai Phir Kahan Per
    Le Aai Phir Kahan Per,
    Qismat Hamen Kahan Se,,

    Ye To Wohi Jaga Hai,
    Guzray Thy Ham Jahan Se..
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Moral:
    Moral Woral Kuch Nahi,
    Shayar Ny Ghalti Se
    Kisi Pagal Se Rasta Puch Liya Tha.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Dimagh Ki Dahi Mat Ker
    Studio me Photographer 8 Saal k Bachy se:
    "Meri Taraf Dekho Beta, Is camera se Kabutar niklega."

    Bacha: Aby Saaly Dimagh Ki Dahi Mat Ker,
    Focus adjust kar
    Portrait Mode use karna Macro ke sath,
    ISO 200 ke andar rakhna,
    High Resolution me pic Aani Chahiye.
    Facebook pe Upload karni hai.
    Warna Paise nahi milenge.
    Salaa
    “Kabutar Nikaalega..”
    Tere baap ne Kabutar dala tha isme !!

    Hahhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Time Pass
    Pappu Ek Raat Apny Kamre Me
    Leta Soch Raha Tha K
    "Khud Ko Kese Kamyab Banaya Jaye.?"
    .
    .
    Chat(Roof) ne Kaha:
    "Apna Maqsad Buland Rakho"
    .
    Fan Bola: "Hamesha Thandy Raho"
    .
    Clock Bola: "Waqt Ki Qadar Kero"
    .
    Wallet Bola: "Future K Liye Bacha Ker Rakho"
    .
    Mirror Bola: "Observe yourself"
    .
    Deewar Boli: Dusron K Kaam Aao"
    .
    Window Boli: "Expand the vision"
    .
    Floor Bola: "Dusron Ki Raah K Kante Saaf Kero"
    .
    .
    Aakhir Bed Chilla Ker Bola:
    .
    "Arey Bhai Chaddar Odh Aur Soja..
    Ye Sab Time Pass Ker Rahy Hen".. ;-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Doodh Pine se
    Doctor: Doodh Pine se Rang Gora hota hai..

    Bacha: Nahi hota hai.

    Doctor: Haan Hota Hai.

    Bachcha: Abay Saale, Phir Bhains ka Bacha Kala Q Hota Hai.?
     
    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Maari Bhains ne Sim Kha li
    Ek Dehati Ny Mobile Customer Care Service Me Call Ki..

    Dehati: "Re Maari Bhains ne
    Sim Kha li aur Bhaag Gai.”
    .
    Customer Care Executive Ghusse Se:
    "To Me Kiya Karun.?”
    .
    Dehati Bola:
    "Re Baavle, Tu Menu yo Bataa
    k Ab Roaming to naa lagegi.?” :-D
     
    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
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