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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Larki Agar Sath Ho
    Larki Agar Sath Ho To
    HOTEL KA BILL..

    Larki Agar Door Ho To
    PHONE KA BILL..

    Aur Agar Larki Chhor Ker Chali Gai Ho To
    SHARAB KA BILL..

    Is Liye Na Lagao Dil,
    Na Aaye Ga Bill.. :-)

    Hhahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Bivi Mobile Hai
    Bivi Mobile Hai To
    Shoher Sim Card..

    Dono Mile to Huwa Recharge..
    Beta Huwa to Incoming,
    Beti Huwi to Outgoing..

    Agar Twins Huwe to Bonus talktime..
    kuch na Huwa to Network Problem.. :-)

    Hahhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Guarantee
    Admi Dukandar Se:
    Is Underwear Ki Kiya Guarantee Hai??

    Dukandar: Janab Aap 10ve Manzil Se
    Chhalang Lagaen,
    Aap Ki Gaa*d Phat Jaye Gi,
    Magar Ye Nahi Phaty Ga.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Daant Me Keera
    Ek Admi K Daant Me Keera Lag Gaya..
    Wo Doctor K Paas Gaya..

    Doctor: Aap 4 Din Sirf Doodh Biscuit Khao,
    Aur 5ve Din Sirf Doodh Lo..

    Admi Ny Aisa Hi Kiya..
    5ve Din Sirf Doodh Piya To
    Keera Bahar Nikal Ker Bola:
    .
    "Saaly Aaj Biscuit Khana Bhool Gaya Hai Kiya??"

    Hahhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Dear Keh Ker
    Pintu: Papa Kiya Hamary Pados Waly
    Uncle Ka Naam "Dear" Hai??
    .
    Papa: Nahi Beta, Per
    Aap Q Puch Rahy Ho.??
    .
    Pintu: QK Jab Aap Ghar Per
    Nahi Hoty To Mummy Unhen
    "Dear" Keh Ker Bulati Hen.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Link
    Baap: Beta Facebook Aur
    WhatsApp K Bahar Bhi Ek Dunya Hai
    Tum Dekho To Sahi..

    Son: Oh Really Papa..
    Aap Mujhy "Link" Bhej Den,
    Me Search Ker Dekh Lunga.. :-)

    Hahhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Pakistan Meri Jaan
    I Love PAKISTAN..

    P= Paaro
    A= Areesha
    K= Kiran
    I= Iqra
    S= Sumbul
    T= Tania
    A= Amber
    N= Nadia

    Isi Liye To Me Kehta Hun..
    Pakistan Meri Jaan
    Tujh Pe Mera "Dil" Qurban.. ;-) :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Aqalmand Shoher
    Bivi Ny Ek Din Apny Shoher Ka
    Mobile Check Kiya..

    Us Me Naam Is Tarha Save Thy..

    "Aankhon Ka Elaj,
    Dil Ka Elaj,
    Honton Ka Elaj.."

    Bivi Ny Ghusse Me Jab
    Apna Number Milaya To
    Likha Tha..
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    .
    "La-Elaj".. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • 2 Logon Ko
    2 Logon Ko Kabhi Gaali Nahi Deni Chahiye..

    1 Wo Jo Facebook Per Aapko Bura Bhala Keh Raha Ho,,
    (Kyun K Bechara Real Me Aap Ka Kuch Nahi Bigaad Sakta..)
    .
    .
    2 Jo Paper Mer Aapka Viva Le Raha Ho,
    ( Kyun K Aap Uska Kuch Nahi Bigaad Sakty.. :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Balance Ja Raha Tha
    Ek Larki Khari Thi..

    Wo Na To SMS Ker Rahi Thi Aur
    Na Hi Call Ker Rahi Thi
    Phir Bhi Us Ka Balance Ja Raha Tha..

    Pata hai Kyun..??
    .
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    .
    .
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    .
    .
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    Ary Yaar Wo
    Ek Paaun Per Khari Thi Na.. :-) :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
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