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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Nepali Watchman To Maalik
    Nepali Watchman To Maalik:
    "Syria Ka Badshah Mar Gaya"

    I Switched On To the News Channels
    But Found No Such News Anywhere..
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    After An Hour I Went to My Garden
    And Came to Know What He
    Actually Meant,
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    "Chirya ka Bachcha Mar Gaya"..;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Gadhay K Sath
    Father:
    Me Nahi Chahta K Meri Beti
    Apni Sari Zindgi Ek Gadhay K Sath Guzary.


    Boyfriend:
    Bas Uncle, Isi Liye To Me Usy
    Yahan Se Le Jany Aya Hun...;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Fashion
    Mom:
    Beta, Tu Apne Baal Q nahi katvaata?

    Son:
    Yo Mom! Its FASHION, you know!
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    Mom:
    Arrey Wo to Theek hai,
    Par Log Teri Behen ko dekhne aate hen,
    Aur Tujhe Pasand kar jaate hen...;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Koi cheez
    .* Koi cheez Buri nahi hoti Bs waqt ki baat hy.
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    Agar brabar waali bike par Khubsurat larki ho to
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    Traffic Jam bhi acha Lagta hy..:P


  By: Adnan Shalmani   Send To Mobile


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Mobile Ki Faryaad
    Mobile Ki Dukh Bhari Faryaad..

    "Parhty Tum Log Nahi ho,
    Aur Gaaliyan Mujhy Parti Hen
    Tumhary Maa Baap Se"..;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Konsa Group Hai Aap Ka
    Doctor:
    Konsa Group Hai Aap Ka??

    Larka:
    Nadaan Parinday.

    Doctor:
    Abay Blood Group Ka Pooch Raha Hun,
    FaceBook Ki Aulad...;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Toilet Paper Hai
    Boss To Salesman:
    Customer Ko Kabhi Khali Hath Mat Jany Do,
    Agar Kuch Nahi Hai To
    Us K Badly Kuch Aur De Do..

    Customer:
    Toilet Paper Hai?

    Salesman:
    Wo To Nahi Hai Per
    Aap Regmaal Le Jao...;-p ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Admi Ny Ishthaar Parha
    Ek Admi Ny Ishthaar Parha,

    "Purana Mobile Do Aur Naya Lo"

    Wo Adi Us Address per Gaya
    Magar Wahan Koi Dukan Nahi Thi..

    Admi Ny Wahan Khary Do Larkon Se
    Ishthaar K Baary me Pucha..

    Un Larkon Ny Gun Nikal Li Aur Kaha:

    "Wo Ishthaar Hum Ny Hi Lagaya Tha,
    Chal Ab Apna Purana Mobile De Aur
    Ja Ker Naya Le"..;-p ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Bhikhari Ek Ghar Me
    Ek Bhikhari Ek Ghar Me Bheek
    Mangne Gaya,.
    Andar Se Ek Chota sa Baccha Aaya.

    Bhikhari: "Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe
    De De Baba"
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    Baccha: "Me baba Nahi Beta
    Hoon”
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    Bhikhari: "Bhagwan Ke Naam Par De De
    Beta"
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    Baccha: "Mera Naam Pappu Hai"
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    Bhikhari: "Bhagwan Ke Naam
    Par De De Pappu beta"
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    Baccha: "Mera Poora Naam Pappu
    Rathore Hai"
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    Bhikhari: "Bhagwan Ke Naam
    Par De De Pappu Rathore beta"
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    Baccha: Ye Hui Na Baat, Maaf Karo
    Babaaaa, Ghar pe koi nahi hai..:-p ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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