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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Best Answer
    Mom to 4 Years Kid:
    Let's Practice Math Ok.
    Addition Se Start Kerty Hen..

    "Aapki Aunty Ny Aapko
    3 Oranges And 3 Apples Diye..
    What's Your Answer..?
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    Kid: Thank You Aunty.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Pkg Ker K Bhi
    Lagta Hai Dushmano Ko Hi Apna Number Dena Pary Ga..
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    QK Dost To Ab Msg Hi Nahi Kerty.. :-(
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    (,")/ Ufff
    <)( Dil K Arman
    _//_ Aansuon Me Beh Gaye..

    Hum Pkg Ker K Bhi Tanha Reh Gaye.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Rakshay Wala
    Hum Unki Chahat Me Itni Door Nikal Aye Hen,,
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    K Ab Rakshay Wala Wapsi K

    1000 Rupay Maang Raha Hai.. :-(

    (,")/
    /)( Oye Ruk..
    _//_ 800 Lele Aur Chal.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Larny Walon Me Sulah
    Agar 2 Larny Walon Me Sulah Na Kera Sako

    To Neechay Beth Jaya Kero

    Ta K Dusray Log Bhi Dekh Saken..

    (Pappu Funter)


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Tum Ek Bakri Hoti
    Kash Tum Ek Bakri Hoti..

    Me Tum Ko Ghaas Khilata
    Phir Piyar Se Tumhary Seeng Pakarta
    Aur Puchta:
    "Pagal Kon.?
    Tum Ya Main."
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    Aur Tum Piyar Se Bolti:
    "Main.. Main.." :-D


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Shak
    Shehar Me Choohy Idhar Udhar Chupty Phir Rahy Thy..

    News Reporter Ny Un Se Pucha:
    "Tum Idhar Udhar Q chupty Phir Rahy Ho.?"

    Chooha Bola:
    Ek Billi Qatal Ho Gai Hai,
    Aur Police Waly Hum Per Shak Ker Rahy Hen.. :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Aqalmand Beta
    Ek Admi K 3 Bety Thy..
    Ek Engineer, Ek Doctor,
    Aurt Ek Banker Tha..
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    Us Ny Marty Waqt Wasiyyat
    Ki K Mere Marny K Baad
    Meri Qabar Me Tum Teeno
    1,1 Lakh Rupy Rakh Dena..
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    Engineer Bety Ny Hazar Rupy
    Wali Gaddi Qabar Me Rakh Di.
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    Doctor Bety Ny 5 Hazar K
    20 Note Qabar Me Rakh Diye.
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    Jab Banker Bety Ki Bari Aai
    To Us Ny Qabar Me Pary
    2 Lakh Rupy Uthaye Aur
    3 Lakh Ka Cheque Kaat Ker
    Wahan Rakh Diya.. :-D

    Aap Ko Pata Hai Wo
    Aqalmand Beta Kon Tha.??

    Ji Haan Wo Apny
    "Miyan Ishaaq Daar Thy" :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • OIL Aur GHEE K Karnamy
    OIL Aur GHEE K Karnamy..

    Ek Aurat Ny Dusri Se Kaha:

    "Aye Behan, Me Ny Pehly "Shehbaz" Ko Azmaya,
    Phir "Sultan" Ko Ghar Le Aai.
    Ek Mahiny Baad "Kisaan" Ko Laai
    Magar Phir Bhi Maza Na Aya..
    Phir "Kashmir" Ko
    Us K Baad "Habib" Ko Azmaya..
    Lekin Baat Nahi Bani.
    Phir Jo Maza Mujhy "Sufi" Ny Diya,
    Wo Aaj Tak Kisi Ny Na Diya.. :-)
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    Ab Meri Aulad Bhi Sehat Mand Hai
    Aur Me Bhi.. :-D ;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Khali Kursi
    Dost Pappu Se:
    Tum Ny Us Larki Ko Propose Q Kiya?
    Uska To Pehly Hi Ek BF Hai..
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    Pappu Ka Cool Reply:
    Khali Kursi Per To Koi Bhi Beth Sakta Hai..
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    Agar Dam Hai To Kisi Ko Utha K Betho.. :-D

    Hhaaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • After Watching Raowdy Rathore
    After Watching Super Hit Bollywood Movie Raowdy Rathore Pappu Appeared In Exams,
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    " Jo Mein Parhta Hoon,
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    Wo Mein Likhta Hoon,

    Aur Jo Mein Nahi Parhta,
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    Wo Mein Definitely Likhta Hoon....! " :-P
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    > HahahaHa <
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  By: Hina Maryam   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
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