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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Candle Light Dinner
    Meri Khuwahish Hai K Me
    Tumhary Sath Kisi Achay Restaurant
    Me Candle Light Dinner Kerun Aur
    Wo 3 Magical Words Tumhen Kahun,
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    Paise Tum Do.. ;-p :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Phir se India me
    New Born Baby Slowly Opens It's Tiny Eyes
    and Asks Nurse :
    Bahut Garmi Hai,
    Fan Q chalu nahi hai..?
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    NURSE : Power Cut.
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    BABY : Iski Maa ki..
    Lagta hai Phir se Pakistan me Paida ho gaya.. ;-)

    Hehehehe


  By: Raheel Ahmed   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • FACEBOOK
    FACEBOOK
    Sirf Teen Chizon Se Chalta Hai..
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    InterNet,
    InterNet,

    AND

    INTERNET.. :-)

    Kuch Samajh Me Na Aaye To Puch Liye Kero.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Boss Achanak Office Me Dakhil Hua
    Boss Achanak Office Me Dakhil Hua To Dekha
    Manager Uski Secretary Ko Kiss Ker Raha Tha..

    Boss Ghusse Se:
    Kiya Tumhen Is Kaam Ki Payment Milti Hai??

    Manager Masumyat se:
    No Sir, Ye Kaam Me Free Me Kerta Hun.. ;-p :-)

    Hahahaa


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • LOVE LETTER
    Ek SOFTWARE ENGINEER
    Ka LOVE LETTER..
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    Kal jab mile thhe..
    to dil me hua ek sound.
    Aur aaj mile to kehte hen..
    your FILE NOT FOUND!
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    Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
    wo repeat kar doonga...
    Tu na mili to apni zindagi
    CTRL+ALT+ DEL kar doonga..
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    Shayad mere pyar ko
    Taste karna bhool gai..
    Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
    k PASTE karna bhool gai..
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    Lakhon honge nigaah me
    kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo..
    Mere pyaar ke Icon pe
    kabhi to DOUBLE CLICK karo..
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    Roz subha hum karte hen
    Pyar se unhe Good morning..
    Wo aise ghoor k dekti hen
    jese 0 ERRORS aur 5 WARNING..
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    Aisa bhi nahi hai k
    I don't like your face.
    Par dil ke storage me
    No more DISK SPACE..
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    Ghar se jab tum nikle
    Pehen k reshmi gown.
    Jaane kitne dilon ka
    ho gaya SERVER DOWN.. :-)

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Ek Aadmi K Sir Per Sirf 10 Baal Thy
    Ek Aadmi K Sir Per Sirf 10 Baal Thy..

    Wo Naai Ki Dukan Per Gaya..

    Naai Ghusse Se:
    In Ko Katna Hai Ya Ginna Hai.??

    Admi Muskura Ker Bola:
    In Ko Colour Ker Do,
    Aaj Mujhy Dekhny Larki Walay Aa Rahy Hen.. ;-p :-)

    Hahhaa


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • 2 Charsi Mazar-e-Quaid Per
    2 Charsi Mazar-e-Quaid Per Ghoom Rahy Thy..

    Guards Ko Kharay Dekh Ker Ek Ny Pucha:
    "Ye Guards Yahan Q Kharay Hen??"

    Dusra Charsi Bola:
    Abay Pagal, Agar Quaid-e-Azam Yahan Se Bhaag Gaya To
    Usay Tera Baap Pakray Ga.. ;-p :-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Teacher Ny Bohat Mara
    Mammy: Beta Tum Q Ro Rahy Ho??

    Pappu: Teacher Ny Bohat Mara..

    Mummy: Tum Ny Koi Shararat To Nahi Ki Thi??

    Pappu: Nahi Mummy, Me To Aram Se So Raha Tha.. ;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Dil ki Dhadkan
    Dil ki Dhadkan he Ruk Gai Us Din,,
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    Jab Light gai or Kaam Wali Maasi Boli:
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    .What the Hell is this,
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    .U dont hav Inverter.. ;-p :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Game Wala Mario
    Today I met Mario...
    (Wohi Game Wala Mario)
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    I asked Him:
    Kiya Tum Mujhy Janty Ho.??
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    Us Ny Kaha: No....
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    I said: Kaminey...
    Me Apna Pura Bachpan Tujhy
    Aur Teri GF Ki Zindgi Ko
    Bachanay Me Guzaarta Raha Hun.. :-(


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
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