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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Bivi Ny Makeup Ker K
    Bivi Ny Makeup Ker K Husband Se Pucha:
    "Me Kesi Lag Rahi Hun.??"

    Husband: Hamesha Ki Tarha.
    Tumhen Makeup Kerny Ki Zarurat Nahi Thi.

    Bivi Khush Ho Ker: Waaqai,
    Kiya Me Bohat Khubsurat Hun.??

    Husband: Nahi Mera Matlab Tha K
    Tumhen Makeup Ki Nahi Balke
    "Plastic Surgery" Ki Zarurat Hai.. :-) :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Velocity
    Boy: I Love You,
    Ab Tum Bhi Kaho..

    Girl: I Love U Too, But
    I Need Some TIME and DISTANCE.

    Boy: Kyun Velocity Nikalni Hai Tujhy ?
    Vaddi Aai Physics di Phuppi.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Test A+
    Pappu: Dad Mujhy Test A+ Mila Hai..

    Dad: Wow Congrats,
    Mujhy Yaqeen Nahi Araha.
    Kon se Test Me Mila Hai.??

    Pappu: Blood Group Test Me.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Bechari
    Mujhy Apni Shadi Ki Koi Jaldi Nahi Hai Yaaro..

    Mujhy To Bas
    Us Bechari Ki Shadi Ki Fiker Hai

    Jo

    Mere Liye
    Paray Paray Baasi Ho Rahi Hai.. :-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Tumhari Marzi
    Maanga Jo Lip Per Kiss

    Sharma Ke Wo Hum Se Boli:

    "Subha Brush Nahi Kia Me Ny,
    ,
    Ab Aagay Tumhari Marzi.." :-) :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Traffic Police
    Raste Badal Dete Hen Mere
    Mulk ke Nojawaan..

    Agar Koi Ye Keh De K

    Aglay Chouk per Traffic Police Wala Khara Hai.. :-)

    Hahahahha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • James Bond Met Kutta
    Ek Baar James Bond Ko Ek Kutta Dikhai Diya..

    James Bond Ny Kutty Se Kaha:
    Hey, I am Bond. JAMES BOND..!


    Kutta Usay Kaat K Bola:
    “I Am Kuttaa,,
    PAGAL KUTTA.." :-) :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Qeemti Gift
    Ek Chor Ny Apni Girlfriend Ko
    Ek Gold ka Necklace Gift Kiya.

    Girlfriend: WOW Bohat Qeemti Lagta Hai.
    Kiya Qeemat Ho Gi Iski.??

    Chor:
    Kuch Nahi Bas 5 Saal Qaid Ba-Mushaqqat.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Newton Ki Waja Se
    Mummy: Kamray Ka Kiya Haal Banaya Hua Hai,
    Sara Saman Farsh Per Para Hai..

    Pappu: Newton Ki Waja Se..

    Mummy: Kiya Matlab.??

    Pappu: Mummy Agar Newton
    Gravity Deryaft Na Kerta
    To Ye Saman Nichy Na Girta.. ;-) :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Kiya Kiya Bana Leti Ho
    Girlfriend: I Am A Chef.

    Boyfriend: Oh Really,
    Kiya Kiya Bana Leti Ho.?

    Girlfriend: Bohat Kuch..

    Phir Bhi Kiya..??

    Girlfriend: Raai Ka Paharr,
    Baat Ka Batangarr,
    Aur Haan Munh Bhi Bana Leti hun.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
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