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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Naya SMS
    Yeh 1 Naya SMS Hai.
    Market me Bhi Nahi aya abhi Tak,
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    COMING SOON..

    Jab Market me nahi aya To
    Phir Aap k Paas kaise Aaye Ga....:-);-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Star Plus
    Ye soch kar Pareshan hoon Me,

    "Kal bhi Bhutto Zinda Tha
    Aaj Bhi Bhutto Zinda Hai"
    DOSTO!
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    Kiya Bhutto
    "STAR PLUS"
    me Kaam Karta Hai...;=>:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Cinderella’s Shoe
    Can any one give the answer
    of this Question
    If Cinderella’s Shoe Fits Perfectly,
    Then why did it fall off?
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    Meeesni ny Prince jo Phasana Tha..:-P:-D


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Hospital
    .* Hospital Me 2 Aurton Ka Operation Ho Raha Tha..
    Dono K Shohar Pareshani Me Tehal Rahy Thy..
    Achanak Ek Nurse Bahar Nikli, Us K Hath Me Ek Bacha Tha Jiska Rang Kala Tha.
    Bachy Ko Dekh Kr Ek Admi Uski Taraf Bhaga r Kaha:
    "Ye Mera Bacha Hai".

    Nurse Herani Se: Aap Ko Kese Pata??
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    Shohar: " Meri Bivi Ki Aadat Hai Har Cheez Jala Deti Hai"..:-)


  By: Adnan Shalmani   Send To Mobile
  • Tujhy Goli Maar Dun
    Kid to His Mom:
    Maa Me kese Paida
    hua tha??

    Mom: Me Ne Ek Bartan me
    Mitti dal k rakh di thi
    kuch Din Baad dekha
    Us me se Tu Mila..

    Kid Does Same...
    After A Few Days,
    Uss Bartan me Ek Mendak
    Milta hai..

    Kid (Ghusse me): Man to
    Karta hai
    Tujhe Goli Maar dun
    But kiya kerun
    Aulaad Hai Tu Meri..;-p:D

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Vampire ki Aulaad
    GABBAR: Aaj Me ne Basanti ko Nahate huwe dekha..
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    VIRU: Kutte , Kamine
    Me Tera Khoon Pee Jaunga
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    GABBAR: Aray O Vampire ki Aulaad,
    Me Naha Raha Tha aur
    Basanti Baaju se Ja rahi thi... :-p

    Hahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Manforce Dena
    Pappu:
    Ek Manforce Dena.

    Dukandar:
    Tum To Master G K Bete Ho Na?

    Pappu:
    Mentos Bola Mentossss.
    1,2 Vicks bhi De Dena
    Gala Kharab Hai,
    Medicine ka Naam Bhi
    Nahi Nikal Raha Theek Se...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Aap Khana Khayen ge
    PIA Air Hostess Passenger se:
    "Aap Khana Khayen ge?"

    Passenger:
    Choices kia kia hen??
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    Air Hostess:

    YES or No....;-p:)

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Farsh Abhi Bhi Geela Hai
    Hawaldar: Inspector sahab,
    Me Ek Ghar ke Bahar khara hun.
    Yaha 1 Wife ne Apne Husband ko Goli Maar di hai.

    Inspector:
    Pura Waardat Batao.

    Hawaldar: Sir,
    Aaj Uski KaamWali nahi ayi thi,,
    Wife ne Khud se pochha lagya tha
    aur
    Husband ne Geeley Farsh pe Pair chhap diye.
    Gusse me Wife ne Husband ko Goli Maar di
    Ab Mere liye kiya Hukum hai??

    Inspector: Bahar khara kiya kar raha hai Bewakuf,
    Ander Jaa k Wife ko Giraftar ker lo.

    Hawaldar: Per Sir,
    Farsh Abhi Bhi Geela Hai...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Fata Fat De Do
    Chor: Tumhare Pass jo kuch bhi hai fata fat de do.

    Admi:
    Bhai Aisa Mat karo,
    Agar Me Khali Hath Ghar gaya to
    Meri Bivi Mujhe Kacha Chaba jayegi..

    Chor:
    Agar Me Khali Hath Pohucha to kiya
    Meri Bivi Mujhe Tal k Khayegi ??...;-p:)

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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