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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Innocent Reply
    Sahafi: Saaen Aap ny Sindhiyon ko Ajrak aur Sindhi Topi k Siwa Aur Kiya Diya Hai??

    ?

    Qaim Ali Shah:

    Hum ny Sindhiyon ko Kabhi na Merny Wala Bhutto Bhi To Diya Hai,
    Wo Aap Ko nazar Nahi Ata..;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Machliyan Pakar
    Super Store ny Naya Salesman Rakha.

    Boss new Salesman se Milny Gaya to
    Wo Ek Customer ko Fishing rod Bech raha Tha.

    Boss Door Khara Dealing Dekhny Laga.

    Us ny Fishing Rod Bech di.
    Customer: Kitny Rupay?

    S.Man: 1200
    Phir Us ny Customer k Shoes Dekhy.
    "Itny Mehngy Shoes Pehan k Aap Fishing Karen Gy?
    Sports Shoes len"
    Wo bhi Bech diye.

    Phir Kaha: Dhoop me Bethna Paray Ga.
    Cap bech di.

    Machli Pakarny k Liye kafi Wait Kerna pary ga,
    Biscuits, Chips Bech Diye.
    Total= 5000/-

    Boss khushi se Bola: Wo Fishing Rod Leny Aya,
    Aur Tum ny Itna Kuch bech Diya.

    S.Man: Sir Wo Admi to
    "Always" Leny Aya Tha,
    Me ny Kaha 7 Din
    Tu Ghar per Kiya Kare Ga?
    Ja Machliyan Pakar...;-p:)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Balackberry
    Generation Gap..!

    I Told My Dad That I want An Apple or A Blackberry.

    He Replied:

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    Kinnu da Season ay Puttar,
    Kinnu Kha Kinnu..;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Nahaty huwe
    1st Friend: Aaj Me ny teri Bivi ko Nahaty Huwe Dekha.

    2nd friend: Kuttay Kaminay, Me tera Khoon Pi Jaun ga:-)

    1st: Beghairat,
    Me Nehar per Naha Raha tha,
    Bhabhi Car me Ja Rahi thi..:-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Altaf Bhai London me
    Altaf Bhai London me
    Shopping ker k Jany lagy to
    Dukandar ny Kaha:

    "Bhai, Paisay?"

    Altaf Bhai Dukandar ka Kandha daba k Boly:

    "Pagal, Tujh se Thori Lunga"..;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Akbar Badshah
    Ek Shakhs ny kisi Buzurg se Poocha:
    Siyasatdano ko Kese Chuna Jaye??

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    Buzurg: Bilkul Wese Hi Jese,
    Jese Akber Badshah ny
    Anaar Kali Ko Chuna Tha,
    "Deewaar Me"..;-p:)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Nishani
    Ek Martaba Ek Badshah ny Khushi me
    Sab Qaidi Reha ker diye.

    Un Qaidiyon me Ek Qaidi ko Dekha
    Jo Intehaai Buzurg Tha.

    Badshah: Tum Kab se Qaid Ho??

    Buzurg: Aap k Abba k Daur se..

    Badshah ki Aankhon me Aansu agaye,
    Aur Kaha:

    Isko Dobara Qaid Kero,
    Ye Abba Ki Nishani hai..;-p:)

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Badla - Funny
    Larkiyan Zindagi k Her Morr per Darti hen,

    Akeli hon to Sunsan Rahon ka Dar,

    Bheer me Hon to Logon ka Dar,

    Bachpan me Walden ka Dar,

    Jawan hon to Bhaiyyon ka Dar..

    Wo Darti hen Aur Tab Tak Darti Hen,
    Jab Tak Unhen Koi Jeewan Sathi Nahi Mil Jata..

    Aur Yehi Wo Shakhs Hota hai,

    Jis se Wo Sab Badla Leti Hen...;-p:)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • My Wallet Is Like
    My Wallet Is Like An Onion,
    Whenever I Open It,

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    It Makes Me Cry..;-)

    (William Kangla)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Saadgi
    Ek Dehati Kisi Muqadmay me Adalat me Pesh Hua
    Aur Bayan Deny Laga.

    Judge: Tumhari Baten Meri Samajh me Nahi arahi,
    Behtar hai k Tum Koi Acha sa Wakeel ker lo..

    Dehati Sadgi se: Janab Wakeel to Aap ko Kerna Chahiye,
    Jin ko Meri Baten Samajh nahi Arahi..:-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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