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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Press Down
    Press Down if u think u r MAD.
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    I can't Believe u Did That!
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    Again..
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    For God Sake!
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    Oh LORD!!
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    Why u Still Doing it..
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    Truth is out now!
    MENTAL CASE.. ;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Chor Ek Ghar me Chori
    Chor Ek Ghar me Chori karne gaya,,
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    Wahan likha tha Tijori todne ki Zarurat nahi hai,
    Button dabao Tijori Khul jaygi..
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    Chor ne Button dabaya,
    Alarm Baj gya,
    Police aa gai,
    Chor Bola: "Aaj se Mera Insaniyat se Bharosa Uth gya..;-) ;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Ladki ne Apni Kutiya se
    Ek Ladki ne Apni Kutiya se Pucha:
    "Tumhare Itne sare Bachhe Q hote hen??
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    Kutiya Boli:
    Behan Kapde Utar kar
    Road pe Ghumo,
    Pata chal jayega.. ;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • At Police Station
    At Police Station:

    Lady: Sir Me lut gai barbaad ho gai.
    Inspector: Q kya hua Madam ?
    Lady: Mere sare Gehne chori ho gaye.
    Inspector: kese? kahan rakhe the Gehne?
    Lady: Me Pehen ker soi thi.
    Inspector: Phir Chori kese huye?
    Lady: Wo Aadmi Mere sare Gehne Utharke le gaya.
    Inspector: Kyaa? Phir Aapne Usko Pakda Q nahi?
    Lady: "Mujhe kya pata tha K Wo
    Gehne Churane ke liye Utaar raha hai"...;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Haadsa
    Khushi: "Jab Biwi Pregnant Ho,
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    Darr: "Jab Girlfriend Pregnant Ho,
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    Khauf: "Jab Dono Pregnant Hon,
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    Haadsa: "Jab Pata Chale K,,
    Aap Dono Ke Papa Nahi Ho.. ;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Agar Lassi Ho Jaye To
    MUSAFIR:" Beta Aap Mujhe Thoda Sa Pani Pila Denge..
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    BACHA:" Agar Lassi Ho Jaye To??
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    MUSAFIR:" Tab To Bahut Hi Acha Hoga..
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    Bacha lassi le aaya.
    Musafir Ne 2 Lote Lassi Peeney K Baad
    Bache Se Pucha:
    " Kya Tumhare Ghar Me Koi Lassi Nhi Pita?"
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    BACHA:" Pite To Sab Hen..
    Lekin Aaj Lassi Me CHUHA Gir Gaya Tha,
    aur Usi me Mar gaya tha..
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    Musafir Ne gusse me Lota Zamin Par De Mara..
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    Bacha Rote Huye Bola:
    " Mummy Inhone Lota Tod Diya,,
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    Ab Hum Potty karne kya lekar jayenge ?...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Dukandar to Lady
    Dukandar to Lady:
    Ji Behan, Kesa Suit Dikhaun Aap ko??
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    Lady:
    Aisa k Jise Dekhty hi
    Padosan k
    Tan-Badan me Aag Lag Jaye .;-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • News Wali Aunty
    Mujhe To News Wali Aunty Se
    Darr Lagta Hai...
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    Wo Kahti Hai:
    "Jo Sab Chhupate Hen,
    Wo Hum Dikhate Hen. ;-)

    Tauba-Tauba ..;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Hansi
    WoH Mujh Se MiL Kar ROyA Itna K,
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    "Uski Naak Ka BuLBuLa Dekh Ker
    Meri HASi Nikal Gai"..;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Laundry Bill
    Income Tax Officer Hans Raha Tha..

    Clerk : Kya Hua ???

    Officer : Sunny Leon Ki File Hai..

    Clerk : To ???

    Officer :
    Kapde Phenti Nahi Hai Aur
    Laundry Bill
    11 Lacs Bataya Hai... ;-p ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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