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  • 1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nahi Hota! Magar Phir Bh
    1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nahi Hota!
    Magar Phir Bhi 1 Rupia 1 Lakh Se Nikal Jaye To Wo Bhi 1 Lakh Nahi Rehta!


    Aap Lakhon Main Wohi 1 Rupia Ho! :)

    Samajh i?

    CHILLAR K MOONH WALE!


  •   By: AsiM
  • *._.* Truth Iz Tht:- *Agur Aap Kis
    *._.*

    Truth Iz Tht:-

    *Agur Aap Kisi Bewakoof Ki Shakul Nhi Daikhna Chahty Tu Aa'ina Toor Dyn.

    *3 Aoraton Mein Raaz Reh Sakta Bashurty K 2 Mur Chuki Hn.

    *1 Murtaba Shadi Kurna Farz Hy Dosri Dafa Hamakut Or Tesri Dafa Paghal-Pun.

    *Mehmaan Chuly Jany K Baad Aksur Boht Achy Lugty Hyn.

    *._.*


  •   By: Abdul Manan
  • *._.* This Maths Test Wil Tel U Abt U
    *._.*

    This Maths Test Wil Tel U Abt Ur Favurit Prsnality.

    Pick Any 1 no
    1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9
    Then * By 3 &
    Thn +3
    & Thn * by 3 Again.

    Now U Wil Get A 2 Digit #.

    ADD Both Digits & Ans wl B Fvrt Prsnlity.

    1Newton
    2Saif Khan
    3Ronaldo
    4M Jinnah
    5Lara
    6Katrina
    7Jamz Bond
    8Sadam
    9Zardari

    HaHa Ha

    Regardz:A.M


  •   By: Abdul Manan
  • Garmi se bachney k lye Enter Passwrd:
    Garmi se bachney k lye Enter Passwrd:

    ******





    *****Y





    ****LY





    ***ALY





    **HALY





    *AHALY





    NAHALY

    Code accepted
    Welcome to
    B A T H R O O M

    ----& ,',',', , ',' ,',', ,' ,
    ('.')>,' La La La ,
    '_/ ?/_',


  •   By: SAYYAM
  • Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag h
    Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai,Suraj kehdu usme to Aag hai,Socha aapko Bandar keh Dun

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    Magar ?

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    uss kambakhat me Bhi "Dimaag" hai


  •   By: PAGALPANTI
  • Baba ji k meley main is saal parsaad ma
    Baba ji k meley main
    is saal parsaad main
    kambal bantey jain ge,

    Yeh baat kisi aur
    ko mat batana kiyon k
    ye SmS sirf








    ''SELECTED
    FAQIROON ko kiya ja raha hai


  •   By: PAGALPANTI
  • Munna Bhai asked Circut!Boly Tu SMS prhn
    Munna Bhai asked Circut!Boly Tu SMS prhny wala MONKEY ha k DONKEY?Circut:Bhai Simple agr rply kiya to MONKEYnhi tu DONKEY.Boly Tu Abi pta chal jayiega.


  •   By: PAGALPANTI
  • Gadha kitna bekar janwar hai duniya is k
    Gadha kitna bekar janwar hai duniya is ko nakara hi samajti hai, is main aqal b nahi hoti magar is bechare ki himat to deko ye sms kitne ghore se per raha hai.


  •   By: PAGALPANTI
  • Aapke brain ki Xray report aa gyi 10g
    Aapke brain ki Xray report aa gyi

    10g mitti
    10g knkar-pathar
    25 type k kire makore
    5g makri k jale n
    500g bhusa

    KAMAAL HAI...! MUJHE LAGTA THA K KHALI HOGA


  •   By: PAGALPANTI
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