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Latest Text Insults:

  • Kiya Zamana Aagaya Hai
    Kiya Zamana Aagaya Hai Yaar..

    Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
    Behre ke hath me "RADIO",
    Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
    AUR
    AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"

    Wah Wah
    Bandron Ki To Lottery Nikal Aai Hai.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Dil Me Tum
    Dil me Tum
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    :Jaan ma bhi tum
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    Aankho me Tum
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    Dimagh me bhi tum
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    Sanson me Tum
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    Idar bhi tum,
    Uder bhi tum
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    Jahan b dekho
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    Bas Tum hi Tum
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    Dettol Wali Aunti sach kehti hen?
    "JARASEEM" Her jaga hoty hen"
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha


  By: A Chan91   Send To Mobile
  • Zardari Banany Ka Tareeka
    Zardari Banany Ka Tareeka..

    "Lucchay" ko "Lafangy" me Mix Karen,
    Phir Is me Hasb-e-zaika "Beghairti" Daal Den,
    "Daku" ko Bareek Kaat Ker Is Me Achi Tarha Milaaen,
    Jab Is Me Kaminapan Zahir Ho To Is Me
    "Haram Masala" Daal Den.
    Phir "Zalalat" Ka Baghar Daal Ker
    "Manhoosi" Ka Tarka Lagaaen,
    Phir "Besharmi" Ka Dhakkan Rakh Ker
    Dam Laga Den.
    Jab Us Ki Rangat "Kuttay" Me Badal Jaye To
    Samajh Len K
    "Zardari" Tayyar Hai.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Mujse Har Baat Chhupate Ho
    Kyu Mera Dil Dukhate Ho,
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    kyu Mujse Har Baat Chhupate Ho, :-)
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    Mera To Dil Hi Toot Gaya Hai Ye Sunkar Ke.
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    Aap Gore Hone Ke Liye
    "TIDE" Se Nahate Ho.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • AaP Jab Bhi Koi SMS
    AaP ki,
    Ek Baat MuJhe
    Bahut Pasand
    Hai,
    *
    *
    AaP Jab Bhi
    Koi SMS "Karte Ho,
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    *
    To,
    DIL se "Karte Ho,
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    QKi
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    Dimag To,
    AaPke "Paas Hai Hi
    Nahi Na.. ;-) ;-p

    Hahhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiyan
    AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiyan Husn Pe NaaZ Karti Hen..
    Wah...Wah...
    AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZ Karti Hen..
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    Grammar to Aati Nahi Magar
    English me Baat karti hen.. ;-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Kya ye Bacche Aapke hen
    <('.')> Chingu
    <('.')> Pingu
    <('.')> Mingu
    .
    Kya ye Bacche Aapke hen??

    Agar nahi to aage bhej do,
    Jiske honge rakh lege..

    Surat Mil rahi thi to Laga Aapke honge.. ;-p

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Aap Gora Hony K Liye
    Q Mera Dil Dukhaty Ho.?

    Q Mujh Se Her Baat Chupaty Ho.?

    Mera To Dil Hi Toot Gaya Ye Sun Ker,,

    Aap Gora Hony K Liye Surf Excel Se Nahaty Ho.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Zalim hai ye Zamana
    Dekho kitna Zalim hai ye Zamana
    jo Hamem Tumse milne se rokta hai,

    jab bhi koshish karte hen
    Tumse milne ki yehi keheh kar Tokta hai,
    K Mat jao us Kutte ke Paas
    Wo to sabko dekh kar Bhonkta hai.. ;-p ;-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Tu kutta paal le
    Boy: I love U jaan,
    Mujhe lagta he tum
    bhi Mujhe love karne lagi ho.
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    Girl: Tu kutta paal,
    Billi paal,
    Bandar paal ya phir Chuha paal,,
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    Magar Ghalat Fehmi Mat paal.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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