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  • Jis Larki Ko Chahta Raha
    Me Umar Bhar Jis Larki Ko Chahta Raha,

    Aaj Us K Bachay Mujh Se Kehty Hen,
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    "Papa, Hamen School Chorr Aaen"..:-)

    Ooo Bhaai,
    Her Koi Teri Tarha MAMOO Nahi Banta...;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Live Without Brain
    Scientist are trying to figure out,

    How Long a Person can Live Without BRAIN,
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    Please tell them your Age??...;-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • 30 Seconds
    Close Your Eyes and think about Yourself for 30 Seconds.
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    Now Open Your Eyes and You will Realize that,
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    You have wasted 30 Seconds...;-p:D

    Hahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Two Bullets
    I am not saying I Hate you.

    But if I had a Gun with Two Bullets.

    And I was in Room with Hitler, Bin Laden and You

    I would Shoot You Twice...;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Rexona Naam ki Larki thi
    Ek Rexona Naam ki Larki thi,
    Jo Diana aur Cinthol ki Beti thi,

    Wo Margo pr Yu Merti thi,
    Aur use Apna Lifebuoy bnana chahti thi,

    Unka pyar Pears Jesa Soft tha,

    & Soon They get Married in Fair & Lovely Garden,

    In The Party, Dettol, Medimix, Lux, Faa, Nirma Vivel etc
    were Invited.

    After a Few Years they had Twins Johnson & Johnson
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    Ye 1 Tarika tha Aapko Batane ka
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    Bazar me Saabuno ki Kami nhi hai
    Varieties Bhi Mojood Hen..

    So Saal me 1 Din Nahane ki Aadat Chor den..;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Educated
    Thandi Thandi Hawa chali
    Mosam Hua Suhana.

    wah wah.

    wah wah.

    BANDAR bhi Message Parh Raha hai.

    Kiya EDUCATED Hua Zamana...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • If U Can Kiss
    Yamraj:
    Ur Time Is Over.

    Boy:
    Is There Anyway To Escape?

    Yamraj:
    If U Can Kiss the One
    Who Is Reading This Msg!

    Boy:
    Chhee..
    Yack..
    Thoo..

    Tum Meri Jaan Hi Le Lo..;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Aankhen Band Ker K
    Zndagi Me Agar Kuch Ban'na Ho,

    Kuch Hasil Kerna Ho To,
    Hmesha Apne Dimagh Ki Suno,

    Agar Dimagh Se Bhi
    Koi Jawab Na Aye To

    Aankhen Band Ker K

    Socho



    K


    Mere Paas Dimagh Hy?...;-p:)

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Your Brain
    Your Brain will be
    Refreshed In Next
    Five Seconds.....

    5.....
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    LOADING........

    Please Wait.....
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    ERROR: No Brain Detected..;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Aap ka Ghar Paak ho jaye
    Agar Ap Chahty Hen K Aap ka Ghar Paak ho jaye,

    Ghar Me Farishty Aen,
    Ghar Me Barkat Ho,
    Ghar Se Pareshani Khatam hojaye,

    To,,,
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    Plz Aap Ghar Se Nikal Jayen...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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