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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Ishq Bhi Zaruri Hai
    Arz Kiya Hai..

    Padhai k Sath Sath
    Ishq Bhi Zaruri Hai..
    .
    Warna Student life
    Adhoori Hai.

    Dono ko Nibhana Parta Hai.

    Ek me Dimag, to Dusre me
    Dil Lagana Parta Hai.. :-)


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Pappu K Exam Me Ek Question
    Pappu K Exam Me Ek Question Aya..

    "(x) ne Shadi ki (z) se,
    (z) ki Age (x) se Double Hai..
    .
    Phir (x) ne (z) ko Chhor ker
    (y) se Shadi Ki,
    (y) ki Age (x) ki Age se Aadhi Hai..
    .
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    Ab Bataen (x) ki Age Kiya Hogi..??
    .
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    Pappu Replied:
    "I don’t know the Answer,
    But (x) is Surely
    "SAIF ALI KHAN" ;-p :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Bas Yehi Log
    Anil Ambani= 12th Pass..!

    Sachin Tendulkar= 10th pass..!
    Einstein= Failed 12 times in a class..!!

    Edission= I never worried for Exam,
    Bcoz One exam sheet can’t decide my future..!

    Harbhajan singh= 8th pass..!!

    M.s dhoni= Failed two times in b.com..!!
    .
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    Bas Yehi Wo log hen jo Mujhe
    Padhne se Rokte hen..
    Warna Me bhi top karta..! :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • COFFEE
    CHEMISTRY Teacher:
    What happens when Carbon
    Monoxide reacts with 2
    Molecules Of Iron.?
    .
    Student: COFFEE
    .
    Teacher: HOW ??
    .
    Student: CO 2Fe = COFFEE :-)
    .
    Teacher Shocked Student Rocks. ;-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Class Me Nahi So Sakty
    Teacher: Tum Meri Class Me Nahi So Sakty.

    Student: So Sakta Hun Sir,
    Agar Aap Thora Aahista Bolen.. ;-p :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Kiya Pakra Hua Hai
    Class me Pappu Apne 2no Hath
    Tangon k Drmiyan Band kr K Bola:
    "Miss Me ne Kiya Pakra Hua Hy?

    Miss:
    Shut up, Sit down U Idiot.
    .
    Pappu: Hath Khol k Miss Ye to Ruber Hai.
    .
    Next day..
    .
    Pappu: Miss Me Ny Hath Me Kiya Pakra Hua Hai??
    .
    Miss Muskurate Huwe:
    "Ruber Hai."
    .
    Pappu: No Miss,
    Aaj Wo Hai jo Aap ne Kal Samjha Tha. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Mera Beta Hai
    Noker: Sahab Aap ka Dogi To
    Bilkul Admi Jesa Dikhta Hai
    Aap Is Ko Kiya Khilaty Ho.??


    Sahab: Abay Saalay Ye Dogi Nahi
    Balke Mera Beta Hai,
    Engineering Ka Exam De Raha Hai
    Isi Liye Is Kamnay Ki Shakal
    Kuttay Wali Ho Gai Hai.. :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Same Answer
    Bahut Takleef hoti hai
    jab Teacher bolta hai
    k Tumhara or Tumhare aage wale Student ka Answer Same Hai..
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    .
    .
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    Tab Dil se Aawaz aati hai:
    .
    .
    "Saale Sawal bhi to Same hi Tha." :-)

    Hahhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Bacha Apny Teacher K Liye
    Gaaun Me Bacha Apny Teacher K Liye Dabbe Me Doodh Le Jata Hai.

    Teacher Sara Doodh Pi Ker:
    "Wah Maza Aa Gaya,
    Magar Tum Pehly To Kabhi Nahi Laye??"

    Bacha: Sir Ji Subha Is Per Billi Muh Maar Gai Thi,
    Me Ny Socha Phenk Ker Zaya Q Karen. :-)

    Teacher Ny Ghusse Me Dabba Door Phenk Diya.

    Bacha: Dabba Q Phenk Diya,
    Hum Ny Subha Kheton Me Latreen Kerny Bhi Jana Hota Hai.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Tomorrow Is My Exam
    I Am A Great Fan Of Thomas Edison,
    Bcoz Of His Quote That,,
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    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    Tomorrow Is My Exam
    But I Don't Care...
    Bcoz A Single Sheet Of Paper
    Cannot Decide My Future.. ;-p :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
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