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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Pappu why U so late
    English Teacher: Pappu why U so late?

    Pappu: Sir Meri Car.

    Teacher: Talk in English.

    Pappu: My car is phassing in Keechad,
    No hiling, No duling,
    Only po po
    karing.. ;-p ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Education Related Song
    Education Related Songs:
    .
    SCHOOL: Yeh galiyan yeh
    chobara,yahan aana na dobara.
    .
    TUTION: Idhar chala me udhar
    chala.
    .
    MATHS Ajib dasta hai ye,
    kahan shuru kahan khatam.
    .
    SCIENCE: Aa khushi se khud khusi
    karle.
    .
    GEOGRAPHY: Musa­fir hun me yaro.
    .
    ECONOMICS: Q PAISA paisa karti h.
    .
    A/c: Jor ka jatka hai joro se laga.
    .
    EXAM: Zahrili rate ninde ud jati h.
    .
    RESULT: Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye.
    .
    PASS: Aaj me uper aasma niche.
    .
    FAIL: Jag suna suna lage..

    Hahahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Mujh Se Ziyada Nalaaik
    Teacher: Tum Class K Sab Se Nalaaik Student Q Ho??

    Pappu:
    .
    .
    .
    .
    QK Jo Larka Mujh Se Ziyada Nalaaik Tha
    Wo School He Chorr Gaya Hai.. ;-p :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Mohabbat Ki Saza
    Koi chez Be-wafai se Barh ker kia hogi,
    Ghum-e-tanhai Judai se Barh ker kia hogi,

    Kisi ko deni ho Jawani me Mohabbat Ki Saza,
    To Wo Saza PARHAAI se Barh ker kia hogi. :-) :-D


  By: Haya Ali   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • After Deep Thinking
    Maths Teacher: What Are
    2,4,10,17?
    .
    .
    .
    Student (Kafi Dair Sochny K Baad):
    They Are
    .
    HBO, SONY, Star Movies & POGO.. ;-)
    :-D
    Hahahah


  By: Maha Abro   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • English Teacher
    "Meera" English Medium School me
    Teacher ki job k liye gai..

    1st day class me
    1 student ne pucha:
    Who R U ?
    ...
    .
    Meera:
    "I Miss U".. ;-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Teacher
    Exam Me "Teacher" Per Essay Aya To
    Pappu Ny Likha..

    "Me Apne Teacher Ki Bohat Respect Kerta Hun,,
    QK is Duniya Me Murghi k Ilawa
    Wo Wahid Personailty Hai Jo Mujhy Anda De Sakta Hai".. ;-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Janwar Ki Aawaz
    Teacher: Me Jis Janwar Ka Naam Lun
    Uski Aawaz Nikalo..
    Dog?
    Student- Bow Bow!
    .
    Teacher: Cat?
    Student: Meowwwwww!
    .
    Teacher- Lion?
    Student: Aah Aah Aah Aaah!!
    .
    .
    .
    .
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    Teacher: I said LION,
    Not ‘Leone’.. :-D


  By: Haya Ali   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Full Bezti
    Ek Larky Ny Class K Doran Facebook Status Diya:

    "I Am online
    From class.."

    Comment from His Teacher:

    .
    Beta Test me 0 mila hai,
    Aa k dekhega ya "Tag karun.?"
    :-) :-D
    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Classic Examples of Students
    Classic Examples of Students of
    Different Standards:
    .
    1st and 2nd Standard students:
    I studied everything for exam..
    .
    3rd and 4th Std:"
    Hey That Question was very
    hard, so I left only that Questions.
    .
    5th n 6th Std: "Hey! I read
    only important Questions.
    .
    7th n 8th Std: "I think
    4 chapters r enough 2 pass!
    .
    9th n 10th Std: "Kal exam
    konsa hai Yaar..??
    .
    .
    And in college:
    .
    .
    Kamino, Bata to dete aaj paper hai,
    Mere paas to Pen bhi nahi hai.. ?;-)

    Hahahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
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