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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Classic Answer
    Classic Answer..

    Teacher : What Came 1st
    Sun or Moon ???
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    Student : Obviously Moon..
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    Teacher: How ??
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    Student: Madam ji Honey'Moon' Hoga,
    Tabhi to 'Son' ayega na....;-p :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Net Pack Khatam Ho Gaya
    Teacher: Aaj pehli
    Baar Tum Class me
    Baat kar rahi ho,,
    Warna
    Hamesha Tum Nazren
    Jhukake Meri Baaten
    sunti thi. Kya ho gya
    hai Tumhen..??
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    Pinky: Sir Aaj Net Pack
    Khatam ho gaya hai..;-p

    Hehehehe


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Example of Amphibian
    Teacher: Give an Example of Amphibian?

    Pappu: A Frog.

    Teacher: Good. Give another Example?

    Pappu: Another Frog...;-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Jo STUDENTS Fail ho Gaye Unko
    Jo STUDENTS Pass ho Gaye Unko
    CONGRATULATIONS ...
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    Aur
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    Jo STUDENTS Fail ho Gaye Unko
    DOUBLE CONGRATULATIONS ..
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    QK Unki CLASS Me NAYI LADKIYAN
    HONGI....:-p

    NOTE :
    FAIL HONE ME KOI NUKSAN NAHI HOTA..:-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Define Who Is LECTURER
    Teacher To Student:
    "Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?"

    Student:
    A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
    Habit Of Speaking
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    When Someone Is Sleeping..;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Akhri Paper
    Akhri Paper Kitna Hi Bura Q Na Hua Ho,,
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    Per
    Exam Khatam Hony Ki Khushi
    Kamaal Ki Hoti Hai...:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Prem Kahani
    Boy:
    Apne School ki Sunaata hun 1 Prem Kahani..

    Ek Thi "Topper" jo Thi Percentage ki Rani..

    Phir ??

    Phir kya?

    Hamne Pata Li,
    Aur

    Fail ho Gai Maharani..;-p:)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Miss phir Bistar Bichha lo
    Miss:
    Jisne 1st lesson yaad kiya
    wo Mere Hath pe kiss kare aur
    jisne 2 lesson kiye wo 2 Kiss
    Gaal pe!
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    Pappu:
    Miss phir Bistar Bichha lo

    Miss: Kyu ??
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    Pappu: Mujhe Puri Book Yaad Hai..:p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Bimaar Engineering Student Theek
    Bimaar Engineering Student Theek
    Nahi Ho Raha Tha,

    Ek Din Uski Maa Usko Boli:
    "Jaa kar Janwar Ke Doctor Ko Dikha,
    To Hi Theek Hoga.."

    Beta: "Arey Jaanwaro Ke Doctor Ko Kyu..??"
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    Maa: "Roz Subah Murge Ki Tarah Uth Jata Hai,
    Ghode Ki Tarah Bhag Ke Tution Par Jata Hai,
    Sher Ki Tarah Class Mein Doston Ke Sath Masti
    Karta Hai,
    Suwar Ki Tarah Yahaan-Vahaan
    Assignment Par Mooh Marta Hai,
    Gadhe Ki Tarah Submission Karta Hai,
    Ghar Aakar Sab Pe Kutte Ki Tarah
    Bhokta Hai,
    Raat Ko Ullu Ki Tarah Jag Ke Facebook Pe Chat
    Karta Hai,
    Bhains Ki Tarah So Jata Hai,
    Aur Bhigi Billi Ki Tarah 40 Marks Lata Hai,
    Isliye..;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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