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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Konsi Jagha
    Teachar:
    Batao Aisi Kaun Si
    Jagha Hai Jise Banata To
    Aadmi Hai Lekin Wo Wahan Nahi Jata.
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    Pathan:
    Sir, Ladies Toilet...;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Genius
    Raat ko Kitab Meri Mujhe dekhti rahi,
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    Neend Mujhe Apni orr khenchti rahi,
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    Neend ka Jhonka Mera Mann Moh gaya,
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    Aur Aaj Raat phir ye Genius Bina Padhe So gaya..;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Best Teacher
    And The Award Of The Best Teacher Goes To
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    WIKIPEDIA ..;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Suicide
    10th student:" Board me failure ki
    vajah se suicide
    12th student:" PCM me Percentage
    kam hone ki vajah se
    suicide
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    ENGINEERING STUDENT:"
    UNEXPECTEDLY exam me PASS hone
    se,
    over excitement se Heart Fail..;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Papers ki Roti
    Papers ki Roti, Notes ka Achar
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    Tubelite ki Kirne, Questions ki Bahar
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    Teachers ki Dushmani, Dosto ka Pyaar
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    So Mubarak ho Aap ko, Exams ka Tehwar..;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Me Kahan Thi
    Teacher:
    1 dafa ka zikar hy Akbar Badshah apne Bistar pr leta hua tha k
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    Pappu:
    Miss, Arslan mera Lunch box khol raha hai.
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    Teacher:
    Arslan me Thappar Maar dungi beth jao aaram se,
    Achha to Bacho! me kahan thi?
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    Pappu:
    Akbar Badshah k Bistar per..;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • After Result
    After Result (Girls Reaction)

    Girl 1 (Rote Huve): phir se sirf 91%

    Girl 2 (Bahot Rote huve): 5 baar revise karne k
    Baad Bhi sirf 93% kaisa
    Aa sakte hai Number ??

    Girl 3 (Bahot Jada Rote huve):
    Me Mummy ko kya Mu Dikhaungi In 92% Number ke saath.

    Girl 4 (Bahot Bahot Jada Rote huve):
    Sirf 94% ??
    Kahan kami rah gayi,..?


    After Result (Boys Reaction)

    Boy 1: Tere bhai ne fod diya hai be is baar..
    poore 44% hain..
    ha ha ha

    Boy 2: Papa to Naach Uthenge Jab
    Unhe Pata Chalega ki me pass ho gaya by grace.
    hahaha :-))

    Boy 3: Wo to Sir ne Copy karne di
    jo 41% aagaye ...
    Warna To Band Bajj gaya tha.

    Boy 4: Main to baal baal bacha ..
    Border pe pass ho gaya,
    Poore 35% aaye hen,
    Na 1 Mark Zyada,
    Na 1 Mark Kam,
    Paper Check karne wala Devta tha Devta..;-p

    Hahahhaa


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • PERIODIC TABLE
    A New Element added to PERIODIC TABLE :

    Name: Girl
    Symbol: Gl

    Atomic weight:
    Don’t even dare to ask.

    Physical properties:
    1. Boils at any time,
    2. Melts when handled with love and care,
    3. very bitter when mishandled.

    Chemical properties:
    1. Very reactive,
    2. Highly unstable,
    3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum,
    diamond, branded clothes and other
    expensive items.

    Nature:
    1. Money reducing agent.
    2. Volatile when left alone.

    Occurrence:
    1. Mostly found in front of the
    mirrors...:-D ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • A Nursery Boy Proposes
    A Nursery Boy Proposes a Girl:
    "I Love U"

    Girl Replies:
    Ek Thappal Malungi khichke.

    Boy Replies:
    Phil Me Mukka bhi Malunga?
    Bali aayi Thappal Malungi..;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Teachers
    ' Happy Teachers Day "

    Apne Teachers Ki Bohat Respect kijye..

    QK
    Is Duniya Me Murghi k Ilawa
    Wo Wahid Personailty Hai
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    Aapko Anda De Sakti Hai..;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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