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Latest Sharabi SMS:

  • Sharabi Eyes Donate karne gaya
    Sharabi Eyes Donate karne gaya.

    Counter Clerk ne poocha: Kuch kehna hai?

    Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena
    ye 2 Peg ke baad hi Khulti hen..;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Majburi
    Sharabi Road pe pada tha.

    Police: Itni Q pi rakhi Hai?
    Sharabi: Majburi thi Sahab.

    Police: Kya majburi thi?
    Sharab: Sahab,
    Bottle ka
    Dhakkan Gum ho gaya tha.
    Sari Pini Pari..;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Drinkers Gang
    Drinkers Gang: Aaj Tab Tak Piyenge jab tak
    Wo Samny Waly 3 Darakht 6 nahi Dikhte..

    Bar Owner: Bas Kero Kamino,
    Samny 1 hi Darakht hai,
    Ab Kiya jungle Banao gy?...;-p


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Bakray Ki Dawat
    Ek Sharabi ny Doston ki Dawat ka Program Banaya,
    Aur Apny Hi Ghar se
    Raat ko Bakra Chori Kiya
    Aur Khoob Dawat ki.

    Subha Jab Ghar Pohncha to
    Bakra Ghar pe hi Khara Tha.

    Sharabi ny Bivi se Pucha:
    Bakra Kahan se Aya??

    Bivi Ghusse Se:
    "Bakray ko Goli Maro,
    Raat se Kutta Gayab hai"...:-0:p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Mehfil
    Me Sharab ka Aadi tha, Us ny apni Qasam de k Chura di,,


    Betha tha Yaron ki Mehfil me,


    Yaron ny Us ki Qasam de ker Pila di..!


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Churail
    Bivi Sharabi shoher ko theek kerny k liye

    kala libaas pehan ker khari ho gai.


    Shoher Jhoomty huwe : Kon ho tum??


    Bivi : Churail


    Sharabi : Hath mila, me teri behan ka shoher...:-p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Sharabi
    Us ny honton se choo ker Darya k paani ko

    Gulaabi ker diya...


    Hamari baat or thi SAQI, us ny

    Machliyon ko bhi Sharabi ker diya..!!


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Wo Samney Sharabi Dekh Rahy Ho
    Wife:
    Wo Samney Sharabi Dekh Rahy Ho?

    Mein ne Us say 10 Saal Pehley Shadi se Inkar Kia Tha or Wo Aaj Tak Pee Raha Hai.


    Husband:
    Wah.!
    ITNA LAMBA JASHAN!


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Cheeta charas ki cigrett
    Ek Cheeta charas ki
    cigrett bana raha tha

    ek chuha aya or bola:

    Q zindagi barbad kerty ho?
    dekho kitna khubsoorat jungle hai
    Aao mere saath jungle ki sair karo..

    Cheeta us k saath ho lia

    Agy ek Haathi sharab pi raha tha

    Chooha phir bola:

    Q zindagi barbad kerty ho?

    Haathi bhi us k saath ho lia

    Agy ek Sher heroin peeny ko tayyar tha

    Chuha phir bola to Sher ny khench k thappar mara

    cheety or haathi ny waja poochi
    to sher bola:

    "Kal b sala BHANG pi k mujhy 3 ghanty ghumata raha"...:-)


  By: Rooha Baig   Send To Mobile
  • Aj saqi sharab rehne do
    Aj saqi sharab rehne do,
    tishngi k azab rehne do,

    ponch dalo na ankh se kajal,
    kuch to khanjar pe aab rehne do,

    tm sunwaro in apni zulfon ko,
    meri halat khrab rehne do,

    chaand baadal me acha lgta hai,
    aadhe rukh pe naqab rehne do,

    un k chehre ki baat ho jaey,
    aj zikr-e gulab rehne do,

    unki chokhat ko chom lo 'Mohsin'
    baqi sare swab rehne do...


  By: Saba Qureshi   Send To Mobile
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