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Latest Sharabi SMS:

  • Teri Sharab
    Teri Sharab Kuch Bhi Nahi Us Ki Aankhon K Samny

    ..Aye Dost..

    Wo Jo Dekh Le Ek Nazar To Peeny Ki Hasrat Nahi Rehti..!


  By: Maha Abro   In: Sharabi SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Aashiqui 2 Dekh K
    Aashiqui 2 Dekh K Pata Chala K

    Larka Larki K Liye Jaan To De Sakta Hai
    Magar

    Daaru Nahi Choor Sakta..

    Piyo Khoob Dil laga K..

    "Mehak Whisky Ki Kabhi Kam Nahi Hoti,,

    Piny Se Zindgi Kabhi Khatam Nahi Hoti..

    Bottle K Sath Ho Agar Namkin Aur GOLD FLAKE,,

    To Zindgi SULTAN MIRZA Se Kam Nahi Hoti.." :-)


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Sharabi SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Taj Mahal
    Aye Mere Dost..
    Agar Hai Bazu me Dam,,
    ,
    To Taj Mahal Ko
    Hila kar Dikhao... :-p
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Aur Agar Nahi hai to
    Mere Paas Aao Aur,

    2 Bottle Piyo Aur
    Khud Tajmahal ko
    Hilta hua Dekho.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Sharabi SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Bewde Zameen Par
    Me kabhi Batata Nahi Per,
    'Bar' me Daily jata hu Me Maa..
    .
    Yun to Me Dikhata Nahi,
    'Daru' Pi k Roz Aata hun Me Maa..
    .
    Tujhe sab kuch Pata hai na Maa,
    Meri Maa..
    .
    'Peene' par yun na Maro Mujhe,
    Ghar Lot k bhi Aa na Paun Maa..
    .
    'Scotch' Me itna Peeta nahi,
    'Beer' me hi Seham jata hun Me Maa..
    .
    Chehre pe Aane Deta Nahi,
    Lekin Kahin bhi Ludak Jata hun Me Maa..
    .
    Tujhe Sab hai Pata Hai Na Maa..
    Meri Maa..
    .
    From:
    "Bewde Zameen Par" ;-p :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Sharabi SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Jab Aana to
    Tohfe me Gulab Lekar Mat Aana..

    Qabr pe Chirag Lekar Mat Aana..

    Bohat Pyasa Hun Me Barso Se Dost,

    Jab Aana to "ROYAL STAG" Aur 2 Glass Lekar Aana. ;-) :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Sharabi SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Wo Gadha Hai
    Gadhe Ke Samne 1 Pani Ki Aur
    1 Sharab Ki Balti Rakhi
    Gadha Pani Pi Gaya..

    Police Sharabi Se:
    Tune Is Se Kya Sikha?

    Sharabi: Jo Sharab Nahi Pita Wo Gadha Hai. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Sharabi SMS  Send To Mobile
  • 3 Wishes
    Jinn: "Koi 3 wishes mango

    Sharabi: "1 daru ki bottle jo kabhi khatam na ho
    .
    Jinn ne bottle pesh ki....
    .
    Sharabi ne Bottle milte hi peena shuru kiya..

    Jese hi last Peg Glass me dala to
    Bottle phir se bhar gayi
    Sharabi khush..
    Phir peene laga...
    .
    Jinn ne 2 aur wish mangne ko kaha
    .
    Sharabi Bahut khush ho ke bola:"
    .
    .
    .
    Aisi hi 2 bottle aur de do... ;-p


  By: Muhammad kashif   In: Sharabi SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Ghalat Sangat
    Father: Raat Ko Tum Pee K Room Me Gir Gye The.
    .
    Beta: Kya Bataun Papa,
    Sab Ghalat Sangat Ki Vajah Se Huwa He
    6 Dost
    6 Bear
    or Unme se
    5 Pite Nahi.. ;-p ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Sharabi SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Alcohol is Harmful
    Who said Alcohol is Harmful ???

    - 2 Rounds Of Brandy 30 Minutes Before Meal,
    Helps Digestion.
    - 1 Glass Of Beer After Waking Up,
    Helps Activate Internal Organs.
    - 1 Round Of Scotch Whiskey Before Sleep,
    Avoids Heart Attacks.
    - 1 Glass Of Wine Before Bath,
    Reduces Blood Pressure.
    - 2 Pegs Of Vodka Before Every Meeting,
    Helps Quick Decisions.
    Pass It To All You Care.
    Kindness Costs Nothing..!!!
    CHEERS..!!! *Beer*..!!


  By: Maha Abro   In: Sharabi SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Daru Peene se
    Naseehat:
    .
    "Daru Peene se Zindgi ki problem solve nahi hoti."

    Khayal:
    .
    "Aise to juice pine se bhi Problem
    solve nahi hoti."

    Isliye karo Wohi jo lage Sahi.. ;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Sharabi SMS  Send To Mobile
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