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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Naqal
    Pappu And Kappu Dono Bhai Same Class Me Test De Rahy Thy.

    Teacher: Tum Ny Apny Father Ka Naam Alag Q Likha??

    Pappu: Miss Fir Tussi Hi Kaho Gi Naqal Maar Li.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Shadi Card
    Sardar Card Me Liye Ghor Se Dekh Raha Tha..

    Pathan: Kiya Hua??

    Sardar: O Yaar Shadi Ka Card Aaya Hai,
    Invite Kerny K Baad Nichy Likha Hai
    "STAY HOME, STAY SAFE"
    ,,
    Ab Samajh Nai Aaraha Bulaya Hai, Ya Mana Kiya Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Sarson da Tail
    Europe Me Ek Sardar Ji Shop Per Gaye
    \Aur Pucha: Sarson da Tail Hai.??

    Shopkeeper Bola: Aap "Sikh" Ho.?

    Sardar Gusse Me: Oye Agar Me Zetoon Ka Tail Mangta To Kiya Tum Mujhy Italy Ka Bolty,
    Aur Agar Me Bratwurst Oil Mangta To Tum Mujhy German Kehty,
    Agar Me Kosher Hotdog Mangta To Tum Mujhy Yahudi Kehty,
    Ya Halal Gosht Mangta To Muslim Kehty.??

    Shopkeeper Bola: Nahi Me Ye Nahi Puchta.

    Sardar Gusse Se: To Phir Aakhir Ye Nasal Parasti Sardaron K Sath Hi Q?
    Jab Me Ny Sarson Ka Tail Manga To Tum Ny Q Pucha K Me Sardar Hun.?

    Shopkeeper Bola: Q K Janab Ye "WINE SHOP" Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Helmet
    Sardar Ji Ny Nai Nai Bike Chalana Seekhi Thi.

    Ek Din GHar Aaye To Unka Helmet, Chehra Aur Kapry Laal Ho Rahy Thy.

    Begam Ny Ghabra Ker Pucha: Kahan Accident Ker Aaye??

    Sardar Ji: O Yaar Aadat Nahi Hai Na Helmet Pehanny Ka To

    Paan Thookty Waqt Sala Bhool Hi Gaye K Helmet Ka Sheesh Band Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • SARDAR JI
    Ek Aadmi Sardar Ji Ki Minnat Kar Raha Tha
    K Apni Beti Ki SHADI Mujh Se
    Kar Do Me Larki K WAZAN
    K Barabar Sona Dunga.

    Sardar: Mujhe Kuch Waqt Do.

    Aadmi: Kya Larki Se Puchne K Liye.?

    Sardar: Are Nahi! Apni Beti Ka WAZAN Barhane K Liye.. :-D

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Lift Operator
    Sardar Dost se: Me Ek Ungli Se 8 Aadmi Upar Utha Sakta Hun.

    Dost Herani se: Ary Wah Paaji. Wo Kese.?

    Sardar: Me Lift Operator Hun Na.. :-D


  By: Maha Abro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • TV Dekh Lun
    Sardar Ka Beta: Papa Me Thori Dair TV Dekh Lun,
    Parh Ker Thak Gaya Hun..

    Sardar: Dekh Le Puttar, Bas
    TV Ko On Nahi Kerna...:-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Problem
    Sardarni: Me Aap Se Kab Se Puch Rahi Hun K

    Aap Ki Zindagi Ki Sab Se Bari Problem Kiya Hai

    Magar Aap Kuch Bataty Hi Nahi,

    Kab Se Bas Mujhy Hi Dekhy Ja Rahy Hen.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Khoon Ki Kami
    Sardarni: Doctor Ny Mujhy Khoon Ki Kami Batai Hai.

    Sardar: Lo Ker Lo Gal, Sara Din To Tu Mera Khoon Piti Rehti Hai,
    Ab Aur Kis Ka Piye Gi..? :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Definition Of Terrorist
    Teacher: Tell Me Definition Of Terrorist.?

    Sardar: Terrorist Is A Tourist,
    Who Comes From Other Country,
    To Celebrate Diwali In Our Country..:-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
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