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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • SARDAR JI
    Ek Aadmi Sardar Ji Ki Minnat Kar Raha Tha
    K Apni Beti Ki SHADI Mujh Se
    Kar Do Me Larki K WAZAN
    K Barabar Sona Dunga.

    Sardar: Mujhe Kuch Waqt Do.

    Aadmi: Kya Larki Se Puchne K Liye.?

    Sardar: Are Nahi! Apni Beti Ka WAZAN Barhane K Liye.. :-D

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Lift Operator
    Sardar Dost se: Me Ek Ungli Se 8 Aadmi Upar Utha Sakta Hun.

    Dost Herani se: Ary Wah Paaji. Wo Kese.?

    Sardar: Me Lift Operator Hun Na.. :-D


  By: Maha Abro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • TV Dekh Lun
    Sardar Ka Beta: Papa Me Thori Dair TV Dekh Lun,
    Parh Ker Thak Gaya Hun..

    Sardar: Dekh Le Puttar, Bas
    TV Ko On Nahi Kerna...:-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Problem
    Sardarni: Me Aap Se Kab Se Puch Rahi Hun K

    Aap Ki Zindagi Ki Sab Se Bari Problem Kiya Hai

    Magar Aap Kuch Bataty Hi Nahi,

    Kab Se Bas Mujhy Hi Dekhy Ja Rahy Hen.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Khoon Ki Kami
    Sardarni: Doctor Ny Mujhy Khoon Ki Kami Batai Hai.

    Sardar: Lo Ker Lo Gal, Sara Din To Tu Mera Khoon Piti Rehti Hai,
    Ab Aur Kis Ka Piye Gi..? :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Definition Of Terrorist
    Teacher: Tell Me Definition Of Terrorist.?

    Sardar: Terrorist Is A Tourist,
    Who Comes From Other Country,
    To Celebrate Diwali In Our Country..:-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Haldi Ceremony
    Pathan: Why You Do "Haldi" Ceremony Before Marriage.?

    Sardar: The Haldi Ceremony For The Groom Is
    Actually A Refined Form Of Marination
    Of The Chicken Before It Is Sent For Roasting.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Pitaai
    Sardar: Aaj Mujh Ko Papa Ne Bohat Peetta..

    Pathan: Wo Kyun.?

    Sardar: Me Ne To Sirf Itna Pucha Tha K
    "KAMINE" Film Dekhne Chalo Gy Ya Ghar Pe Hi "BLUE" Film Dekhogy. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Dost
    Sardar Doctor: Do You Smoke?

    Patient: Yes.
    Doctor: Alcohol.?
    Patient: Yes, Every Day.
    Doctor: Exercise.?
    Patient: Never.
    Doctor: Girlfriend.?
    Patient: Many.
    Doctor: O Yaar Tu Mujhy Bhi Apna Dost Bana Le.. :-D

    Hhahahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Sardar To Nurse
    Nurse To Sardar Patient With Bleeding Head: Your Name.?

    Sardar: Santa.

    Nurse: Birth Date.?

    Sardar: 12 Feb

    Nurse : Married.?

    Sardar: No, Car Accident.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
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